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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

Turns out I did.



lmfao. i probably should have uploaded the images somewhere instead of hotlinking straight from facebook

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i checked the beta bar facebook page and all the missing pictures are still there so if someone really cared they could go through and find them all again lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I wonder if it occurred to him that if you don't feel like looking at the website you can just not look at it but you can keep your account in case you want to look at it later

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the gamecube isn't a cube https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3842732

good work all on being the most productive forum per capita on the internet

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im still not sure what a yuri fetish is after all this time

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

dooms green lizards posts https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3752972&pagenumber=18&perpage=40#post463059461

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Can someone with a facebook account please document the hopefully upcoming Singles Night at Beta Bar

they actually just had one on the 13th. maybe its time for a new thread

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

this friday is a meme party... i cant believe i cant make it

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

When I move to Australia we will do weekly IRL streams live from the Beta Bar.

the Beta Bois are coming right at you with another stream LIVE from the Beta Bar

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i dont want to upset anyone but i was just going through the beta bar photos it looks like more normies go there now and theres nowhere near as much cosplay :eng99:

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Thinking about Terry feeling alienated by normie presence at Beta Bar and getting actually mad

lmao

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Dec 31, 2007


let this be a warning to any future trolls

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

incase anyone goes looking for it like i just did. gaming dream https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860675

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

blinking red on death bed. can the goddamn mods iks and admins of this forum please keep us up to date when this occurs https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902375

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Dec 31, 2007

American McGay posted:

idk if it deserves to be goldmined but Aris was talking about Time Crisis and guncons today and I went looking for the classic guncons in bed posts. Forgot it was part of this thread. A fun look back at IZ history.

The guncon stuff starts around page 7.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760713



linking aris those posts then watching him react I the twitch clip thread

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007


i refuse to post anywher ebut the the true original home, imp.zone

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

does anyone have the post about "three generations of Emmerich men" handy?

i dont remember this and ive done a few searches to look, have a feeling you might need to ask in the dream thread

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

it was something like... "and my grandfather was born June 14 2013... that's right, the day The Last Of Us came out", etc.

Anyway, thanks for looking. Maybe I did dream it...

this is seriously the only post i can find on the entire forums that has "the last of us" and "emmerich" in it ive tried my hardest but im sorry... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804356&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=4055#post504300092

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i must be remembering it wrong. seriously thank you for giving it a good try, I appreciate it.

searching june 14 on the forums was a nightmare because it turns out donald trump was born on that day lmfao

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Dec 31, 2007

Bicyclops posted:

hey, got a favor to ask. there was a thread in which retarded clown longposted about fallout 4, synthy got drunk and told wormskull he was in love with him, unclenintendo got arrested and asked the thread for help, and I had a dream about it all. tried all the usual searches. I think it happened on april 20.

lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i went looking for this and i dont think it was listed, the infamous cream cheese calzone https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755985

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i wormskulls post has made me realise dont think it was listed. secret gaming demons

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860367

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

Stink fag posted:

It looks like poo poo. That's why I've been calling it Retard 4 instead of Doom 4.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

that was the best january ive ever had in my life

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

somebody made the website https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874710
madden 19 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878371

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

thinking of bbg's $1000 xbox only genuine leather racing wheel

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Dec 31, 2007


lowtax and the avgn should team up

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Dec 31, 2007

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Dec 31, 2007

bicylops has got me thinking about the cream cheese calzone again

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Thank you to the guy with a flinstone Doom avatar for posting 1000 different controllers.

kins made my av and he kicks rear end

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Dec 31, 2007

extremebuff posted:

gonna do a little spiel here cause I talked a lot of poo poo about it in the other thread. my brother bought it so I've been playing and i'd feel like a jackass if I paid for this.

all the qol changes are very welcome (no HMs, switching pokes wherever, no more random encounters) but it's souless and the art is very flat and bland. it was clearly a 3DS game they pushed onto the switch late in development with a 60$ pricetag but sun&moon has a way better aesthetic. The goofy funny writing from sun&moon is gone, every NPC in the world exists to say "Did you know traded pokemon grow much faster?" with very few exceptions. The catching system starts off as a cute satisfying minigame but becomes a nightmare in the mid-late game when every pokemon constantly bounces around and take 20 perfect ultraballs to catch, and the items that calm them are very scarce and can't just be purchased at a shop because ???. everything else is just base r/b. they didn't gut the game like people have been saying, but besides the qol stuff they didn't shake up or improve anything either. Pokemon tower with 80 trainers next to eachother that all throw 3 gastlies at you? still there. Silph tower with 1,000 wheezing fights? still there, untouched, intact.

ninty had a chance to reimagine one of the most iconic, generation defining games of that decade and they delivered something that took the least amount of effort possible and just sort of gets the job done. if you love pokemon it's fine and nothing more. i pray the next game is nothing at all like this though but it probably will be now that they know they can get away with it

elf help book posted:

i really doubt that

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

you wake up excited with a smile and running down the stairs, it's true, a veritable treasure trove of gaming has been left under the tree. assassins creed valhalla, fifa 21, the last of us part II, watch dogs legion, they're all there! your parents soon come down the stairs hearing the excitement and rub their eyes in disbelief, money was tight this year and they could only afford indie treasures. they look at each other and can only come to the same conclusion, maybe bobs brother is real..

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

Imagining elf butt crossing his arms and rolling his eyes after the 5000 word essay made that one of my favorite posts of all time.

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

its insane how much epic content imp zone creates compared to the rest of the internet

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i just wish i could remember what wormskull said in that vocaroo right at the start of the thread

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

lmfao

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