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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I love you Jamaal. That is why I need you to not pass that physical.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I was prepared to get behind Watson but I have to say that velocity scares me a lot.



edit:

https://twitter.com/dpbrugler/statu...ine-qb-velocity

kiimo fucked around with this message at 21:39 on May 1, 2017

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

David Carr has a better more accurate arm right now than Pat Mahomes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTDRfsMDs35/

That last one was pretty uncatchable unless you have Tyreek Hill or something.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Chiefs trading a first round pick, likely to be at the end of the round next year and a third for a franchise quarterback is absolutely not overpaying.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

But isn't that the point?

I mean I know one way to not have a franchise quarterback. Stay at 27 and draft a linebacker. And then do it again next year. You have to make a move and they finally did. Anyone saying gosh I don't know about what you paid...I mean I think that's a valid argument for the Bears moving up one spot and taking a guy the 49ers might not have even taken. But moving up 17 spots in front of a team that already came out and said they would have taken him there you don't argue with that.

I'm not saying Mahomes is a guarantee, he's a risk for sure. I won't even get mad if he busts. I'm just so relieved that they swung for the fences for once. This is the first time I've had long term hope since...Rich Gannon?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I guess it depends on what you mean by success. Because "franchise quarterbacks" are few and far between. Wentz looks good. Philly traded up for him. RG3 was looking real good before he kept breaking himself like a drat fool. Gabbert and Sanchez didn't. Atlanta traded up for Vick, he was definitely a franchise QB even if he had big time issues. And then Ryan Leaf. Goff is still jury out.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

But it's been done like what 10 times total?

TheChirurgeon posted:

It's not that it's intrinsically bad, but what it signals--typically you're talking about trading up into the top 5 spots, which already requires a ton of picks, but you're also more likely to get fleeced by a team willing to trade down that *knows* you need a QB. And comparatively, if you need a QB really badly, you're probably in a much worse place than if you need a top WR really bad (you probably already have your franchise QB), so the cost weighs more heavily, because your team probably needed the extra picks to build around your QB.



Yeah I guess I'm all about it because none of this applies to the Chiefs, they have one of the best rosters in the NFL top to bottom. Their needs were like an edge rusher, a linebacker and a running back and they had ten picks. Ten guys wouldn't even fit on the roster. It was the perfect year to do it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Hot Diggity! posted:

Codeine was an extremely rad band and I am glad that he named his dog after it

psshh. Should have named him Morphine.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

King of pain!

Sure if you wanted to name him Gordon.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


:mad:


a patagonian cavy posted:

this isn't already a hashtag for the new series of lovely Planet of the Apes flicks?

:(

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/1043TheFan/stat...7517%26page%3D4

https://twitter.com/MaseDenver/stat...7517%26page%3D4

https://twitter.com/1043TheFan/stat...7517%26page%3D4

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/st...7517%26page%3D4

https://twitter.com/TroyRenck/statu...7517%26page%3D4

:argh:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

KC fans are salty as f right now, posting Sweep the Leg and No Mercy gifs.

C'mon don't get so triggered.

I got triggered

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

Joe Horn, Atlanta Falcon.

How did you not go with Tony Gonzalez here

edit: I should read the whole thread

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Spintzel posted:

This one hurts me the most

Hurts who??

Saints fans?? Cuz gently caress you

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Spintzel posted:

May N/V: NFL team fans?? Cuz gently caress you

The subtext is he was a Chief first before you stole him.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I want Jay Cutler to go away forever.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's so rare that things make me actually laugh out loud anymore

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Goodell is going to look into this.

If somehow Belichick fires Goodell the metaphor will be complete.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

But you guys he's addicted to marijuana.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's as addictive as eating pizza where like if you can't stop eating pizza it becomes an addiction but like, stop eating pizza you fatty.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Now those are some Texas outlaw names.

Michael Blake Pinkerton and Billy Ray Johnson look like they come straight out of a movie.





kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

76 Justin Houston LB Chiefs 26

Don't get injured kids you'll drop 50 spots.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ice Fist posted:

I watched Joe Thomas play football and basketball in HS and uh.... to say he underwent a transformation once he got to Wisconsin would be an understatement. They took a really athletic kid who played tight end and they just added muscle and bulk.

In before Brian Cushing pics

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Seth Keysor is probably the best twitter follow I've made in a year.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You should all come to LA instead and we'll watch them roll the Chargers in a soccer stadium.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So wait what is the current official food for the US?

Also fun fact Chicken Tikka Masala is the official dish of Britain. Insert your own English food joke.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Not to argue with an insane person, but I feel like Joe Delaney is the worst tragedy in Chiefs history.

Hmmm. On the one hand I want to agree with you but I think trying to save kids that are drowning and then drowning yourself falls a little on the heroic side and a tragedy is just all-around awful like Belcher.

There should be a list of former TFF posters. Gendo, toxic sunset, what's his name the UT fan who was crazy

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

^^^edit: Elway is now Bryce from 13 Reasons Why in my head and it shall remain so.

tarbrush posted:

Yes, and its fantastic :colbert:

Chicken Tikka Masala is one of the best dishes on Earth.

I'm just laughing because it's like the United States using a Samoan dish as their official dish.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

iospace posted:

A dumb Hill to die on, if you ask me.

That Hill should be called a speed bump

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I never thought Parm was that bad, mostly because I post on Chiefs forums full of people exactly like Parm.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chromatic posted:

The only reason I kept going back to that place was to check up on the dude who has/had cancer. Now that he's gone I have no reason to go back and haven't since.

Parm is actually better than 95% of the people on that forum.

The political forum is a complete and utter trainwreck. I can't stop touching it like a sore tooth.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No Butt Stuff posted:

Chiefs Planet?




Yes it's a poo poo show. Some of those idiots I've been arguing with since the Star forums in the 90s.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chromatic posted:

ok i'm 5 minutes in and i don't know if i want to finish this poo poo

http://i.imgur.com/uWPeWx4.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/RNUfIQv.gifv


I was at this stupid loving game, screaming myself into a migraine. gently caress Peyton Manning he was a surgeon that day.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If that video doesn't convince you the 400 other videos of him running the wrong direction into the waiting arms of a defender will.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

weird Asian candy posted:

This man could literally gently caress someone to death

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/865624552172265472

as a sufferer of recent sciatic nerve pain this video scares the gently caress out of me.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's such a relief to not care where Alex Smith is ranked, just enjoy watching him win games until Mahomes takes over, life is a breezy summer day.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

Pfft, If I'm buying a house in Minnesota, it's this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-price-tag.html




so this house made to look like it is in the woods or possibly a mine is a hobbit house and not a dwarf house or more accurately a hippy rear end woods house? What about this says "hobbit"?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I can operate Opentable dot com clearly I can operate your offense




edit: Chiefs coaches put Mahomes through six hours of breaking down film

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

/puts envelope to forehead

"What is the opposite of athletic?"

https://twitter.com/panthersbill/status/867004860927004672

He runs like a fat dad that used to be kind of athletic when he was young but now his heels hurt like hell whenever he tries to run the bases at the family reunion softball game.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Glennon was ranked ahead of Alex Smith on that QB ranking yesterday and I just don't understand. I think there's a large gulf between "safe" and "bad".

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