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Will Jon Jones ever fight in the UFC again?
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Yes 59 56.73%
No 45 43.27%
Total: 104 votes
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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Gay Horney posted:

Stipe got knocked out cold against Reem and collapsed like a ton of bricks but woke back up and loving caught himself as he was falling. Pretty sick

That moment is insanely good because he literally runs after Overeem, throwing wild headkicks and punches along the fence, to try and catch him as Alistair just loving sprints away, and it would be entirely apropos for Stipe to get knocked out the same way he sparked Werdum, but then they reset in the centre and Stipe just kind of shuffles slowly towards him with his hands down and walks into a punch.

That fight is loving insane.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Gay Horney posted:

i would rather have a male 115 pound division than a female 125 pound division. how many lightweights are there on the roster? over a hundred I'm pretty sure. how many female 125ers? you can't name more than six right now.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Cub mills.

He also does the 'look at rear hand and then jab at opponent' trick which is three times as cool.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
No coaching moment in MMA will ever top Miesha Tate telling Bryan Caraway to take the final round of a fight easy because he was ahead on points, causing him to lose by decision.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I was the one who originally convinced Ovince St. Preux that the floor is energy.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
TKZ vs Lamas for July 26.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome.... to Nootropic Park

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
To defeat Ronda, you must become Ronda.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Skip My Posts posted:

2 mongoloid lookin dudes

Disrespectful way to address Dana White.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I didn't even know this was happening, haha. I don't know. Probably. Maybe. Who knows.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The Jake Ellenberger weekly bully beatdown.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTgkibl7DU&t=33s

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I think it's fair for DC to be pissed at Jon for bringing up his kids. Jon is an rear end in a top hat who remorselessly drove his car while high and hit a pregnant woman, and DC lost a daughter to a drunk driver.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
On the other hand, DC is fat.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Totally, Chiesa was funnier because he got mad that Kevin Lee said his mom would be at the fight took a run at Kevin then caught a punch for his troubles.

That keven post about Conor complimenting Nate and Dana having to hold these two absolute madmen apart.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Oh my.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

handsome only face posted:

Doo Ho Choi is fighitng Andre Fili on the DC vs Jones 2 card. ok

That strikes me as a tune up fight for Choi.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

EmmyOk posted:

lol that's a surprisingly deep pull

It's been in the news, for obvious reasons.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Motorboating that rear end.

Apparently Jones and Cormier are the main event of 214, but Manuwa is being kept on standby.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Gay Horney posted:

There are way too many lightweights.

How do you figure?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Gay Horney posted:

to further clarify there are way more light and welter weights in the ufc than any other division.

Why do you think that is, Gay Horney?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Cody Garbrandt is the top gun volleyball scene made flesh and that's cool, but he stole the leper's treasure and immediately discovered its curse. Rest in peace

Breaking: Cody Garbrandt

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Lloyd Boner posted:

MM beats TJ I ain't worried

I agree.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Bubba Smith posted:

I can't think of a better way for Demetrious Johnson to break the title defense record than to fight a former bantamweight champion who is still at the top of his game.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Bisping will win.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

I.N.R.I posted:

ne1 rememebr that video of bisping being served by a butler and calmly declaring that he is still a dickhead

I do, yes. It was good.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Woodley's already trying to duck Maia, by the way.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Gay Horney posted:

What's next for Yair?

Given that he beat up one of those inflated clowns that bounce back up and someone had drawn a BJ Penn face on it and that got him a fight with Frankie Edgar, I think next for him is Aldo.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Marching Powder posted:

so they've put aldo / mendes 2 up for free on youtube and if you've never seen it before you absolutely should. it's one of the finest fights in the division's history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZxzwHZ2Ek

Buckwild Aldo in the 3rd round.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Apparently Cody is off 213.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

The new Minority Report reboot sucks.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Pena also got into a bar fight and claimed her and her friend got jumped and then later it came out that her and her friend tried to break into a bar after hours and the staff beat the gently caress out of them, iirc.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Eat This Glob posted:

I think that she twweted that cyborg looks like the tricycle riding puppet from the "SAW" series of films.

Angela Magana is good now.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

I.N.R.I posted:

Carry a kid with leukemia around in your backpack to ward off online trolls

Do or do not, there is no cry

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
There's only one juicehead brazillian 145lbs pussy I give a gently caress about and he's going to beat the poo poo out of Max Holloway in a week or two.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUcFEkaATLH/

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Romero vs Whittaker baby !!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Whittaker is going to loving kick his rear end.

yeah !! yeah !!!! let's fuckig kill him!!!

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Scapegoat posted:

Really hope Whitaker wins and we get to see a belt unification in Australia.

now I'm (c) ahhhh!! time to unify at Fight Night: Perth

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