bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse

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Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Lord of Pie posted:

Catherine the Great is the real Russian influence in the administration

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:08

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Uhhh... It was on the the tip of my tongue

No, lost it

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 15:25

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Xaris posted:

nothing purer than the outside of a man and inside of a horse

Saw this in the Trump thread and immediately realized it was backwards

Much like Mike's prolapsed anus after his afternoon ride

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 21:14

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Mike Pence : Stable genius :: David Duke: wizard under the sheets

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 07:29 on Jan 7, 2018

# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 00:57

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Was looking at the front page of cspam and thinking something was missing

Then I remembered

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 19:03

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Wrenever posted:

Mike Pence knows what's best for the inside of a man

MIke Pence, What is best in life?!

"To take their thoroughbreds, feel them driving inside of you, and hear the lamentations of their trainers"

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 17:54

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Al! posted:

i have something shameful to admit. i have thought of mike pence fuckign a horse several times without bumping this thread

I have a confession to make as well. Every time I go to CSPAM I eithe see this thread and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse or i note its absence (and remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse)

It's an eternal cycle

Like a snake eating its own tail or Steve Bannon sucking his own dick

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 20:39

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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FabioClone posted:

the horse needs to be inside the man. he was very clear about this.

As a counterpoint, he merely said that a horse is the best thing for the insides of a man. Other configurations of horse and man may be acceptable but sub-optimal.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 19:57

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Zoran posted:

is it more glorious to honor and obey the true written tweet or to have abiding faith in the boundlessness of mike pence's unwritten horse lust?

Study both the Word and the Commentaries

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 08:35

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Bert Roberge posted:

https://i.imgur.com/5qV9NZ3.mp4

Thicc

# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 02:25

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Mike Pence has definitely not hosed a horse

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 20:38

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Talking about eating horse meat in the Trump thread and welp

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 02:45

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:

It's like being gay in prison. When a man doesn't have access to a horse he'll do what he's got to do.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 23:01

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Hey guys not sure if you're aware of this but Mike Pence fucks horses

Just FYI

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 07:24

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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One of my friends just commented that Studfinder sounded like a horsebreeding app and uh

Now they are aware

# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 03:50

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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ScrubLeague posted:

did you know if you rearrange the letters in "mike pence hosed a horse" you get "a horse hosed mike pence"

Also
He's a fine Mr Ed cuck pokee

Chief: pecker ko'ed me anus!

Pence, hick duke, mares' foe

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 16:24 on Apr 27, 2018

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 07:36

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 15:05 on May 13, 2018

# ¿ May 13, 2018 14:37

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Mayor Dave posted:

the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding

Nah Mike Pence is definitely boarding horses if you know what I mean

# ¿ May 18, 2018 08:17

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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an actual dog posted:

we talk a lot about mike pence taking horse cock up the rear end, and while that is an important topic we also need to talk about mike pence distending his jaw in order to fit huge horse cocks in it, all the way down his throat, filling his belly with cum. sometimes he takes horse cock simultaneously orally and anally, using sophisticated apparatus. whenever you see mike pence speak remember that mouth can take an entire horse cock inside of it, and loves to be full of horse cum.

So uh I was making a meme for this thread (consider yourselves teased) and it is extremely difficult to find pictures of Mike Pence with his mouth open more then halfway. I assumed it was because as a politician he has good image discipline. But duh, Occam's razor: it's just to rest his strained jaw and throat muscles.

# ¿ May 22, 2018 06:31

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Al! posted:

fucks horses op

drat

that's pretty hosed up

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 04:11

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Bobby Digital posted:

Unverified

Straight from the horse's mouth

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 09:34

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Got a banner ad for Equine Fusion and thought about someone's beautiful mystical equine fusion

# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 14:27

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Gringostar posted:

https://i.imgur.com/I0YHb0S_lq.mp4

Pencishly: Heh, that's not where the Cock Pit should be

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 08:39

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Duscat posted:

when mike and mother were courting

https://twitter.com/panelpulp/status/1040865469043896320

His face isn't wistful enough

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 22:27

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Ill Peripheral posted:

Some of those that gently caress horses
Are the same that hold office

# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 12:26

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Feranon posted:

drat i forgot about that

need a black mirror ep about the near-future pence administrations research into cybernetically enhanced horse dong, that ends up having unforeseen apocalyptic consequences

Soul Vengence remake sponsored by Bad Dragon

# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 12:44

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Bobby Digital posted:

time?

It's true

Merely an illusion we experience when we observe Mike Pence moving in the horse cock continuum

# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 06:24

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Every time I type Mike into my phone autocomplete does the rest

And I remember

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 21:11

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Teal posted:

Other than letting them get rammed by stallions I mean.

We call that a Hoosier's Triangle

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 20:41

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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ajkalan posted:

Thought about Gallup polls and remembered.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 05:47

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Teal posted:

it's a question if they do, but he absolutely does wish they would

An Indiana Spitroast

# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 19:52

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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May 12th is Mother's day.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 06:42

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Feranon posted:

actually he's abstaining from horses today because it's Mother's day

Nah, on her special day he lets her watch

# ¿ May 12, 2019 19:14

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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I don't remember that Mike Pence hosed a horse any more than I remember that gravity exists

It's a fundamental fact of reality: constant, pervasive. It simply is.

# ¿ May 16, 2019 20:17

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Who in the what now?

# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 23:35

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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Bumping the thread to do my duty

Much like a silver-haired man from Indiana...

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 16:52 on Jun 24, 2019

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 15:37

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:08

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
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At what point does this thread count as beating a dead horse

Mike Pence is still beating off live ones tho

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 23:15

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