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Who will earn the Iron Throne
Jon Snow / Stark (Targaryen)
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of dragons, etc. etc. etc.
Cersei Lannister
Cersei's corpse after getting backstabbed by Jamie
Hodo...wait, nevermind.
Zombie Mountain
Arya / Hound spinoff series
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Duzzy Funlop posted:

atrocious sandsnake acting, but goddamn.

yeah but them titties

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Rad Lieutenant posted:

It's weird but the death that really hit me when I was like "this show will kill off anybody" was Ned's bodyguard Jory that Jamie stabbed in the eye.

That really pissed me off cause like just prior to this Jory and Jaime were reminiscing about some battle they were both at or whatev. I bet no one else ever thinks of poor Jory lol

lol that one was amazing because of just how nonchalantly Jamie did it

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

M_Gargantua posted:

Its this...

Also dragon fire sometimes turns men and armor to ash, sometimes just sets them on fire.

Dragons breathing fire is really just them burping so it makes sense like you get those crappy little burps then you get a loving monster one cause you just slammed a beer

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
are yall really having this argument

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Littlefinger owns but yeah between the rush to get this over and his story devolving into 'i want to bang the daughter of the chick i loved' we're probably going to be grateful it ends with Sansa slitting his throat or whatevs

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Jon and Daenerys will hook up the unify the throne

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

TCD posted:

Well it usually goes to the first born.

Jon is the first born of Rhaegar from a legitimate marriage with a noble house which certainly makes his claim more than Daenerys.

Rheagar and Lyanna weren't married though. He is a bastard through and through, just a royal one

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
oh well gently caress i havent watched tonights so lol

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
man who would divorce a dornish girl for what was at best a 6

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Rhaegar was never king so I don't think you're right about this

in primogeniture succession this doesn't matter. the sons of male heirs have priority over all females

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Godholio posted:

:downs: I'm changing my answer. Dany would probably have the stronger claim as the daughter and sole surviving child of the king, over the nephew of the king. But Jon's claim would probably be stronger than Renly's which was basically "I'm pretty and nice!"


The best fiction has a kernal of historical influence.

Jon is grandson of the king.

But yeah, bitch got 3 dragons but Jon has the north which will never follow her so theyre totally gonna get it on

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
cleganebowl is gonna end with The Hound throwing both of them into a fire or some poo poo

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
man, poor Jorah

"i love you"
"get your disease cured, i need you"
"k"

6 months later

"my disease is cured!"
"oh hey friend meet jody er I mean jon"

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Pesticide20 posted:

She'll hook up with Mormont after Bran tells Jon the truth about his father and mother

Jorah Mormont, Lord of the Friendzone

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol hes got a loving dragon, theyre going through that goddamned wall

poor viserion, i knew we'd lose one of them

jon cooly owning the gently caress out of wights and then turning to the NIght King owned

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Its also funny that Dorne has mattered for all of like 3 episodes in 7 seasons.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
you know we're totally doing to get Drogon/Rhaegal fighting Viserion in the sky and I bet someone flying one of them probably doesnt make it either

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Pesticide20 posted:

Yeah what's really needed is a logistical explanation for where those chains came from and how the wights were able to get them set up around the dragon's corpse

zombie crabs

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Part of the problem is everyone wants to get this show over with so they can move on with their careers. In hindsight we could have saved like 8 episodes worth of buildup bullshit and used that to make the final seasons less compressed

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

cowboy elvis posted:

Part of the problem is season 5 was full of garbage. Like that high school-caliber fight scene between Jamie and the sand snakes.

Basically all of Dorne was garbage.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

yeah but them titties

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Bronn also lost his bitchin' knife

Proud Christian Mom fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Aug 20, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
A couple died to the polar bear, atleast 2 are shown getting mulched during the last stand

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
its Ghost

Ghost dies.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol told you they were going through that loving wall

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i loved Jaime's PTSD look when he hears the dragons again

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol one of both of them isnt making it out of this alive

now that we've plot-armor'd everyone to the meeting, the bloodletting can start

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
its not like they can drown

they can just walk over

or yeah a fuckoff ice bridge because the world is in endless winter

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Hound survives the Great War and then him and Arya take a road trip to KL for some unfinished business.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Tyrion had a look of resignation and that there's no un-fertilizing that egg.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I mean just in a pure subjective sense combined with the reading which armies/soldiers are considered the best sans dragons? Unsullied are up there? Knights of the Vale are known as elite or just simply have the terrain advantage?

Also how come these whole other areas are largely glossed over, like where the iron bank is. Switzerland pretty much? Down to the mercenaries

At this point any of the Unsullied/Mercenary armies are probably the largest coherent force around. The only groups which havent taken massive losses are the Vale and Dorne, but the Knights of the Vale don't have the numbers and I guess Dorne is sitting this one out. Everyone else in Westeros has been fighting and dying for 5 years

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Bolow posted:

They're still pretty loving huge. Like how the gently caress do you feed and supply 150k Dothraki+Horses

Horses eat grass. Dothraki eat horses. Bing bong so simple.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
pretty certain at some point they mentioned each ship could carry 100 men so they'd need more than 1,000

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
like for reals Bran spent a year under that tree and didnt once think to ask the forest kids for their plasma grenade recipe

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
yeah Bran and co didn't even appear in season 5 they just spent all that time sitting under a tree eating roots and poo poo

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