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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Reminder:


Please remember to quote one of my posts if you want to enter because I'm only skimming the thread at the moment, if you've entered and I've not replied to you let me know.

I suggest everyone itt vote for the 'buy feedmegin a new car' option someone in the last thread chose :sun:

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

TheRat posted:

http://www.dagbladet.no/ - One of the largest papers in Norway. You may not understand what it says but I'm sure you can catch the main message :allears:

Something about passport chaos? ;p (I do speak a teeny tiny bit of norsk having lived there for a little bit; pro tip though, news website headlines change over time ;)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Macarius Wrench posted:

Someone who wants to physically mutilate themselves to reconfigure their physical body sounds like they have a mental health problem. At least that's how I personally see it. Its an extreme version of someone getting a nosejob and I'm against that so...

One of the things I really like about this thread is we tell shitheads like you to gently caress off.

So, gently caress off, TIA.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

I dunno, I worry that letting europeans be politically active is how you get europol.

All of us in this thread (except the random yanks and what not) are politically active Europeans :colbert:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

staberind posted:

Jam Uncle will be forever the Jam Uncle of my heart, Grime Minister Is, on the other hand, ACE.

Um, despite the legal age for drinking being 18, in europe you can get rekd on non spirits from 16.

You can get rekd on non spirits from the age of 5 over here, if I recall, as long as its under parental supervision.

Edit: yeah, https://www.gov.uk/alcohol-young-people-law

So, no getting your toddler shitfaced, sorry.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jun 1, 2017

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Hahahahaha.

Military dictatorship: the sane option.

Go outside mate.

I mean, we did actually try this for a bit in the 17th century. Didn't take.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Unkempt posted:

What's the black blob in, um, Reading or something?

I would just like to say you are v bad at knowing where Reading is.

(I saw black and wondered if we were getting our first anarchist MP :P)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I just made jam, in solidarity with Our Jezz. It's strawberry and raspberry with a dash of knockoff Grand Marnier.

It is v red. :ussr:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cerv posted:

I've a bottle of champagne in the fridge ready for Friday breakfast time. just in case.

My procedure for anything like this is to have two bottles - some nice champers or similar if it goes well, and some cheap rotgut whisky for if it doesn't. Insurance!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

big scary monsters posted:

I've been in a hut in the mountains the last few days happily away from the internet and news. I see this thread has had a million posts since then, did I miss anything much?

I already saw that some people were murdered in London and that the murderers were shot.

Lots of Nazis invading from GBS, mostly.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Oh dear me posted:

But people thinking of tactically voting LibDem because they previously won or came second in their constituency should remember that their support has massively collapsed since 2010. They're not likely to win anywhere they don't have current MPs, unless there's an informal local arrangement with other parties to help them - so you might as well vote Labour. Getting into second place in former LibDem territory will at least help Labour in elections to come.

I would hope these tactical vote calculators are based on 2015, not 2010, though.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Regarde Aduck posted:

I don't lack the funds. I just can't speak a foreign language which would make getting a basic job hard and my degree isn't stem so I doubt I could get anything career based either. I would just be moving to a place where I don't know anyone and adding a language barrier.

What is even the standard method of emigrating? Find a job first then move, or move and then look for a job?

Ireland exists. It's also possible to get by in English in many smaller European countries. That was certainly my experience in Norway. (I found the job first) I agree it depends what jobs you have skills for though.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

ChainsawCharlie posted:

Otherwise find a country with a big expat community and try to find a job in retail in those enclaves.

Of course those communities are currently kinda under a question mark come Brexit...

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Oberleutnant posted:

Become an historian instead. They're the ones who get to do all the fun stuff.

No jobs. Die alone. Check out the relevant SAL threads.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


I loving wish we'd had Corbynite Pravda the last two years.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

Walk around local student accommodation hotspots with a snare drum round your neck and get those mounging scrunts out of their hangover coma.

Isnt it summer break? Please don't wake up my PhD student wife, she can't vote anyway.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Hey I don't get it either but a lot of tories seemed to be erotically fond of the old bag.

I mean, probably not any more. What with the rotting and all. Most of them, anyway.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

kustomkarkommando posted:

Its 26 marginal labour held seats UKIP are staying clear of

Knew it was 20 something

You mean 'not standing so they don't lose their deposits because they're poor now without Arron Banks as sugardaddy' tbh

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Junior G-man posted:

No, those companies are involved in agri-chemistry and seed production. They're feed-in companies to the farming industry and they are indeed huge. They are, however, not "agri-corporates" that own/rent land and produce food. It's an enormous difference.

Also, there's almost no more research money spent by any of those companies in the EU, since it has maintained its faintly idiotic opposition to GM and probably the new tools as well.

I suspect post-Brexit we're going to do some kind of food deal with the US, to be honest. GM everything, and probably lower standards on animal welfare, hormones etc. It might actually result in cheaper food, especially meat, for consumers though. The EU has historically been big on agricultural protectionism (hi, France!); dropping that might conceivable actually be a good thing, monetarily at least, for people in this country who aren't farmers.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Halisnacks posted:

Who's going to replace Tim Farron and Paul Nuttall?

I don't think UKIP are going to lose any seats in this election, to be honest.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Junior G-man posted:

Yeah, but something like 70% of UK ag trade goes to the EU; you can't simply replace your crops to with GM alternatives and ship it to the US, which has a huge internal market all of its own, and the shipping and transport would make UK GM too expensive to compete.

The UK ag sector will remain closely linked to the EU's food systems, so realistically speaking there can/will be no major regulatory changes regarding GM or pesticides etc; if it's banned in the EU, UK farmers won't be allowed to use those tools to produce food - it would just be stopped at customs. The joke is on the UK ag sector; they'll have to live with the EU's food regulations anyway, but will now need to do so without its compensating subsidies.

I meant a deal where the US sells food to us, and we allow imports of GM foods etc; not so much the other way around. I quite agree our own farmers are hosed by this.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cefte posted:

He was in a strong position immediately after the referendum, and blew it between Friday and Monday by not putting in the legwork with the '22 and his potential Parliamentary power base. Instead he stayed home and celebrated, and the field opened. Then Gove put the knife in him the morning of the day he was going to formally announce, but it was already too late. He always had an air of being unserious, but loving about for those three days confirmed it.

I thought he stayed home and shat himself because he wasn't expecting us to actually Leave; he was gearing up for a run in a few years against or after Cameron.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I think I'm going to make a jam this weekend based on whichever party does best in the election. So -

Labour - strawberry, obvs :ussr:
Tories - blueberry
Lib Dems - lemon curd I guess?
SNP - well, this one's obvious

Thank gently caress UKIP are cratering because I don't even know what you'd use to make purple jam. Grapes I guess. Grapes of wrath.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Thistles and whisky?

Marmalade with a dash of Laphroaig might be interesting actually.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Miftan posted:

the left historically doesn't do very well with Jewish people

I mean, not always true :ussr: A whole bunch of the OG Bolshevists (and other Russian left parties) were Jewish.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Mighty Steed posted:

Libdem are anti-Brexit vs Tory Hard Brexit "no deal is a good deal". Those two positions will be hard to reconcile.

Last I saw, all their campaigning stuff actually said they're 'anti hard brexit'. Which is not quite the same thing.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

You can only take the oath or affirmation in English, Welsh, Scottish Gaelic, or Cornish. Shameful there's no Scots oath imo.

Cornish?! We let people take the oath in a dead language but not Irish Gaelic? Cripes. Why not let people take it in Anglo-Saxon.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Spuckuk posted:

I'm going solely off aesthetics here tbh

Soviet gear looks pretty boss imho.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

botany posted:

I just saw that real wages have dropped by 10.4% in the UK from 2007 to 2015. How much has that been a campaigning issue?

Well, part of that has been public sector pay freezes for the last zillion years, and that has definitely come up a couple of times.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

CottonWolf posted:

Hopefully all the sensible people in LD/Tory marginals.

This. Those of us in vaguely rural seats don't have much other choice.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

pumpinglemma posted:

To be fair, there are very few actual Tory/Lib marginals in the country. If you're just in a godforsaken Tory hellhole, then you should vote Labour to shore up their popular vote and give some ammunition for the inevitable leadership challenge from the centrists.

Based on 2015 sure. We are hoping for 2010 (Oxford West and Abingdon represent)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Voted on my way to work at about 8.30am, v quiet, no hordes of olds voting for Full Nazism Now, no hordes of youngs voting for socialism either.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Guess I just fell into the trap of assuming UK is like Ireland. Where we just kind of half-heartedly wave the polling card at the old lady at the polling station. Id feel like a knob turning up with nothing though

I turned up with nothing because my polling card never arrived and my passport is at my wife's place. It was fine, they let me vote, Full Communism Now, etc.

Edit: if we went by this thread we would be setting up Workers' and Peasants' Soviets as we speak :ussr:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

qhat posted:

And how do you propose most people do that? Even skilled workers can hardly get visas to america. Infact so many people are so pissed off with brexit because it means they have less opportunity to jump ship if they wanted to.

I married a yank, that works quite well. That said lol at the idea of moving from here to Trumpland because of the theory that America is more leftwing than the country that invented the NHS.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

nopantsjack posted:

It's a shame we didn't set up before time a thread vote tracker where we check how many thread votes are useless safe seat votes.
Like 95% or so I'd guess. Isn't FPTP the best?

It's kind of hard to tell in some cases. Where I live came close to a Lib Dem win in 2010, was solidly Tory in 2015, for example. All depends on the ~Lib Dem fightback~ and/or people like me voting tactically.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

SteelMentor posted:

Why.

Serious question, I'm curious as to why you voted Lib Dem in the first place

I voted Lib Dem myself. You've heard of tactical voting yes?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

jBrereton posted:

Ah of course in 10 years there won't be old people again and people will forget the sheer vindictiveness of how this is going to play out on both sides.

There will be a lot less boomers over time, which matters because there's a reason they're called that. As the Baby Boom generation dies off the population distribution skews younger, even if people like me or 10-years-older-than-me go as fash as the boomers did (and I don't think we will, to be honest, because the boomers were born with a loving welfare state silver spoon, voted to sell it off in the 80s to make themselves more money, and have a massive sense of entitlement now).

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I wouldn't say age is the new predictor of likelihood of voting, young people have voted less than old people forever, including the Boomers when they were young and spending all their time smoking joints and marching for free love and socialism.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Camrath posted:

Did my bit, and voted for labour in a General for the first time. Put together a little brain dump on Facebook musing about my politics and how they've changed, which I'm going to somewhat self-indulgently share here.

Good for you. :respek:

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Another Person posted:

what socialism in the uk and when

Maybe he means the 1945 government that gave us the NHS and the modern welfare state.

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