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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ISeeCuckedPeople posted:


So how would one even claim Labour itself is leftist by these standards?

it wasn't, that is literally the whole discussion of british politics in 2017 not involving brexit.

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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the republicans have that religious bent which gives them a socially regressive stance that's only really matched by specific individuals, like most tories, or tim farron

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ISeeCuckedPeople posted:


I sure hope england has safeguards in place to protect its government from politicians compromised or bought of by the Russians. But considering London is literally their playground, I don't see that happening. That is scary.

Our secret services were russian spies for the entire cold war

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Entropy238 posted:

Just to be clear, I did say if tangible evidence was available - I haven't stated I believe that it actually exists.

If senior figures in the leave campaign team were actively working as agents of a hostile foreign government that seems like a pretty good reason to me to render the result null and void.

the result doesn't matter. It never meant anything. Article 50 has been triggered, and it would be nearly impossible to establish a democratic consensus to reverse this within two years.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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jBrereton posted:

Article 50 cannot be untriggered as written.

it can't, but the EU were until very recently extremely amenable to giving leeway to a legal article they didn't expect or want to ever be used

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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vodkat posted:

Funny how the UK isn't important enough for the ruskies to hack our emails.

the french dumps were on voting day and anyone involved enough to arrange a hack will know how short the UK political cycle is. If there's going to be a hack, it'll be on the 7th or 8th. The odds of Russia actually caring or devoting major resources aren't too high.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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kustomkarkommando posted:

Brexit is happening, realign your epistemes.

Furthermore I am consigned that single market access is not going to happen even under Labour, if not because of freedom of movement then due to state aid rules which are unlikely to be reformed under Merkel and Macron and may be a non-insignificant spanner in Labours investment bank idea depending how its plannef

it'd be interesting to see if the EU decide to care about strictly interpreting rules towards the UK, I can't imagine corporate infrastructure competition is too high on the agenda tbh. Although Germany get a shitload of money from the trains, don't they?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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there's absolutely nothing wrong with underhanded tactics against right wing political or propaganda outlets

sorry but don't be a bunch of fuckwits who want to run the country as a hellscape

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Violence should not be used on either side

the consequences of saying things can include violence. You don't get to be protected from that. That's not a slippery slope, free speech was literally never implemented to be what you appear to want it to be. Nor should it be.

The government can't round you up for saying dumb poo poo. That's it. That's all it should be.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

Both sides are wrong as they both seek to curtail my freedom


the thing is you can't actually say this and not get called on it because you transparently don't have a clue

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

. focus groups mainly ridicule the man.

has it really been long enough that you've felt safe to revert to focus grouping an election as a good thing

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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if we're being realistic then yeah the IRA claims will have hit home for a fair few voters, especially since it's the door to door goto. Whether that effect will actually transfer votes to the tories isn't yet known. But it's kinda hard to argue that his reputation is incredibly solid given that the best Crosby can throw at him includes giving media coverage to dating site registration

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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The issue again is why do the british public dislike corbyn, and whether these descrepancies are something the Labour party need to fix. There is no need for the entire party to lurch rightward, or far left, to justify the day to day reactions to a guy they don't want to keep around

e; to say the Labour party has absolutely no reason to stick its own political dick into any debate about the IRA when Corbyn is actually capable of taking flak endlessly without turning into a gurning android like May

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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hell if jeremy corbyn binded Labour into an eternal agreement to pursue full anime communism I'm entirely willing to bet they could play a leftist as a centrist reform candidate afterwards. The public is getting burnt on the old communism man thing.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Mr. Flunchy posted:

If there was a hypothetical Labour/SNP coalition, is it to be taken for granted that the SNP would demand a guaranteed Indyref 2?

Don't they already have this from the tories? Pre-election the debate was about whether May would try to stall until after Brexit, which would make Scotland being in the wilderness wrt EU much more likely

Raeg posted:

The problem for Big Nicky Fish is a Labour government, particularly one under Corbyn, makes Independence a lot less likely and I think she's tactical enough to know that.

They've already said they would support Corbyn's labour, presumably to bash anyone thinking of a corbyn-motivated Scotlab vote (lol) in the head. I think she's tactical enough to know that jeremy corbyn's going to raise the poo poo out of taxes so she'll have money to spend without needing to be the person raising taxes. That's free political capital, too.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

I'm surprised you didn't tear something reaching that far, holy poo poo. What does that analogy even mean?!

I'm going to guess it means "utterly discredit them as a political party and take back all their seats"

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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I really can't stand dirty poo poo like this. "here are some bigger numbers, please forget we've somehow broken each of these services while apparently spending more". It's meaningless.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

well - in the UK the failure of vote secrecy was traditionally used by landlords on tenants. you could voluntarily give up proof. or you could pay more rent. y'know, your choice.

so make of that what you will. the EC people have to consider the possibility of voter coercion. the simplest response is invalidation.

the best response is putting landlords that do that inside for life and seizing their assets because they've attempted to use capital to directly manipulate people

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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jabby posted:

Pretty sure they weren't this wrong, and most of them predicted something close to each other. Now you have 9 point differences between pollsters.

Mandelson still owes us him eating a hat, it was pretty jaw-dropping

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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it was paddy after all

I think that holds the point that the polls were suggesting it was a close race for the hung parliament plurality, and then the tories somehow found a majority

pretty sure I remember many in the thread pointing out that tory complacency was going to do for them right there and then, too. A better call than the polsters made.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

there's also item (d), but that lands banksy in trouble rather than the voter or the vote

so "Banksy arrested for calling young to vote against tory" is being completely ignored as the possible motivation for a performance artist here?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

then why the ineffectual disclaimer though

I'm not saying he's playing nth dimensional chess and is actively trying to be incarcerated for something dumb as gently caress, I'm saying that's kinda the risk of anything provocative and if there was any contact with a lawyer at all then it's probably going to have come up that the artist is the one in the poo poo, not those who are going to actually be sending vote selfies

namesake posted:

Since it would presumably reveal who Banksy is that's probably not the angle.

it's not Gunningham?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Hoops posted:

What's with the "BBC presenter tries to..." angle? The tweet comes off like it's celebrating Paul Mason winning an argument, but a) she was quoting what Amber Rudd as a discursive point, it didn't seem to me like she was pushing any agenda at all, and b) Paul Mason was a BBC journalist for like 10 years, he only moved to Channel 4 a few years ago.

it's bollocks

impartial journalists should not only be able but be required to not present utter bollocks as a legitimate point

Hoops posted:

Two professional journalists, not party politicians, who were almost certainly colleagues for years, on a discussion panel, going over party claims, during election season. That's how these conversations work. Anyone who reads that as the renegade Mason owning the biased MSM doesn't understand what they're looking at.

you're right on this tho

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

The reality is extreme leftist revolutionary policies involving taking on the established vested elite has never ever loving worked and always made things worse for everyone involved; from China to the USSR to Brazil to Bolivia, Venezuela, Cuba and beyond.

the reality is you are woefully undereducated on the issue and your hot take is worthless thanks

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

it's essays like that which doom their authors to being roundly bashed for being insufficiently revolutionary once they stumble at the ballot box

Mason's hardly going to have any politically naive disaffecteds rounding him up imo, I think the bloodbath would occur if Labour actually win, which would lead to one hell of a What Now problem for campaigners.

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

I am quiet well educated on the issue I grew up in South America in a country in the middle of a civil war between right wing deathsquads and communist guerrilas and one of the most complex political scenes on earth.

People who have power do not just give it up willingly. And they will do anything to keep it. And those patterns of power re-emerge in any form of government.

If your argument is "everything everywhere is poo poo now" and you think this is somehow condemning of leftist politics and the history of their governments then lol

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

That's not my argument. My argument is that extreme forms of leftism cause tension, possibly war, and make things worse for everyone. You only have to look at Venezuela, which was historically one of the richest countries on earth and now people are dying in the streets.

My argument is that you need to work with those in power to obtain any kind of success, and until you are willing to do that the left will fail again and again at their goals.

But please - guide me to the amazing extremely leftist countries that have improved the livelihoods of everyone in them.

Venezuala's problem is not leftism and you cannot in good faith acknowledge the complexity of south america wrt bourgeoise influence and then say "well oil got hosed and a recession happened, this was The Left". Who the gently caress do you think made the place wealthy? Venture capitalists?

You only need to look at welfare standards and quality of life and notice the really loving extreme bent towards leftist influence, social democracy, welfare and marxist thought correlating with higher standards and, by those metrics, a better world. Murderous yanks don't somehow dismiss the nature of the fact they were poo poo scared because socialism was working and popular

You have assumed a whole set of cultural and intellectual biases upon your audience when you expect them to "know what you mean". You haven't defined jack, you've cited the left as a source of political instability and not the inevitable result. You haven't given me terms to respond here; I just don't agree with you that socialism somehow causes wars and death camps. You're going to need a better argument for a lot of the thread, too. I'd say the leftist projects in Colombia, Venezuala and Chile alone, during their successes, demonstrate the inherent inclusive drive to provide a better world for all that is the nature of leftist thought. You might feel that "all the good ones got murdered and America'd" is a copout, I'm saying it's an effect produced by the inherent threat of socialism.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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I really wish student unions had a coordinated response to high voter registration (and credibility in general) because shock wins in Sheff Hallam, Cornwall and the home county uni towns aren't going to add up to a majority

Raeg posted:

People are replying saying they can't see that figure.

brexit was 63% if that helps

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Jose posted:

student unions and everone else involved in student politics deserve dissolving in a vat of acid

imagine if they'd bothered to do anything about a general election and coordianted to win at least one "away" seat unexpectedly

they could live off that for years

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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it's also worth remembering that another 20% of 18-25 turnout is not going to swing the election on its own, nor does knowing that it could be higher really help get useable information out of any models that still looks like a labour win.

It's p much massive russia hack or bust, but it's that faint glimmering possibility

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

"british values" talk is not the most obnoxious way the multiculturalism debate could have evolved, really. remember the multiculturalism debate? that used to be a thing, y'know.

rather than sneering it would be opportune to make sure that something of postwar socialism - of which Britain has been enormously influential in across the world, especially in its numerous Fabian-influenced post-colonial governments - is reflected in it

but the conservatives don't have any of those values. It's a whistle from one pack of dogs to another.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

the actually-existing four point educational template seems to be


which is something! it's not nothing. there are many places that openly rejected or reject one or more of these, even (or rather especially) today. but it comes off as if nothing in Britain has happened since 1911.

I'll agree it's something. I'd say it rather comes across as more a deliberate denial of history than quaint ignorance, but then I've seen Michael Gove talk about these things so I'm biased.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Farage is dogwhistling like a madman there but I've read the Pilger article and I definitely have a lot of questions about why the gently caress the bomber managed to dodge arrest and how his involvement in an mi5 affiliated extremist group influenced this

if there's 3000 people walking around on a terror list, presumably under control orders, I think the government now need to say how many of them are affiliated with extremist groups funded by britain, how many of them are affiliated with extremist groups funded by countries we send arms to, and how many of them are affiliated with mi5

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

it's a huge shitshow, to borrow a phrase, but is it really unexpected given a Cold War standard of funding anticommunists who turn out to be uncontrollable fascist terrorists that go around bombing critical Western regional partners, or funding antiimperialists who turn out to be uncontrollable ethnonationalists who go around bombing critical Soviet or PRC regional partners?

which is really the problem with the Pilgerian worldview - too much foresight.


I mean we could always not do these things, and it's very frustrating when those doing it constantly pretend that it's not their fault and get away with it.

GaussianCopula posted:

I'm sure the police officer or Blue Thunder soldier who wounded the civilian did so because he was careless and not because he was in a very chaotic situation. I think it's safe to assume that the police/soldiers did the best they could to not harm civilians and it's insulting to think that they acted careless.

actually it's insulting to ignore the police officers who've spent quite some time saying that they are unable to function properly, and our responses should not look like this, and there is blame to be laid at the government, you horrid nazi little oval office

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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ronya posted:

mr 7/10 "actually, I've never approved of the bombings" can gently caress off about his principles, because if you believe that a london politician, any london politician, has principles then I'm going to sell the actual London Bridge to you

this is one of those times where your entrenched cynicism is raging at the dying of the light

rejoice friend, in the love of corbyn

ronya posted:

time and coaching could solve this problem. if you ever think Corbyn is a muppet on TV you should contemplate the days when Labour was led by Michael Foot. but does he have the time?

do you think coaching matters as much as just how uncoachable the PM is?

This was always the conservative's election to lose. The idea labour wouldn't get landslided was laughable two months ago.

If it's close he's done as well as he could and I can't see how soundbyte control would've helped. It detracts too much from his character to avoid these attacks that aren't having an impact on his popularity

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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

The 3,000 number comes from a speech by Dame Eliza Mannigham-Buller when she was leaving the role of Director-General of MI5, and refers to the amount of people who were under active investigation by MI5 (and certainly given in the context of "we need a lot more money to do this" so take it with a pinch of salt). As nobody else has ever volunteered a number that's sort of been settled on since then. The 20k number - for those who have been investigated but are not under active investigation - came from the Met after the Westminster attack, and nobody really knows the provenance of it.

The actual number of control orders is much lower, in the dozens rather than the hundreds.

(Of course the number that's rarely mentioned is that only about 65% of MI5s counter-terrorism budget is spent on Islamist terrorism, the rest going mostly to NI and of course a small amount assorted nutters at both ends of the political spectrum. Assuming the amount of people under investigation scales with the budget, certain people might be very surprised indeed about who ends up in those camps if they keep throwing around the "lock em all up" rhetoric and MI5 take them literally...)

There can't be serious public debate about what the security services and police are doing with the reactionary rhetoric making GBS threads the whole place up, true. But I think it's getting pretty public interest to ask if mi5 have any other radicalised assets laying about that they aren't able to keep check on, especially since their risk assessment appears to still be based in PREVENT and, in action, total shite.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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spud posted:

Hey something really bad just happened in the UK, I will head over to DnD to see wha........nah......Still not working on reality like ordinary people.

we're all pretty mad our PM seems to provide material support for terrorism in exchange for getting a day away from questions on the policies that cause it

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Skinty McEdger posted:

I believe the Met's response with three days notice will be "gently caress the gently caress off."

And then he'll tweet about how the Mayor banned him from coming.

Surely the American services will go "lol nope" anyway.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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isn't this exactly what paul mason warned about doing

although I think the circumstances kinda allow

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

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Pollyanna posted:

Uh, this seems huge. If I understand correctly, he's saying that the Manchester bomber was part of a group that Theresa May and her party explicitly cultivated in the UK? Isn't that loving massive?

no editor in the country will touch it

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The Insect Court posted:

It's not that I disagree with this stance but I do find it an amusing irony that the thread consensus has moved from "It's the fault of our foreign policy, innit?" :jihad: to "They're apocalyptic genocidal cultists who can't be reasoned with, only destroyed!

no it hasn't

in fact we're discussing the smoking gun of the bomber's connections to mi5

you horrid little fuckstain

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