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For some reason when your body forms a skin tag it sees fit to supply it with the biggest artery it can cram in the little stalk part. Those things bleed like a Motherfucker if you don't freeze or cauterize them off.
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Nov 22, 2017 23:29
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Somfin posted:Thanks to this thread I realised that the weird callus on the bottom of my foot is probably a wart cluster and am now en route to a pharmacy to get something to murder it. Be sure to take a picture of the ping pong ball sized crater it leaves when the wart pops out.
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Nov 24, 2017 21:49
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Solice Kirsk posted:Butthole and junk are the first things I wash. Washcloth straight to the target zones immediately and then use that poofball thingy on the rest of me starting from the top down. Shower tactics.  but then you are lathering skin with Butthole scrapings!
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Nov 25, 2017 20:56
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Picnic Princess posted:Washcloths and loofahs are two different things! Invoking sandwich law; Loofahs are simply a form of dingleberry garnished Washcloth 
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Nov 25, 2017 22:56
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rydiafan posted:Oh no no no. I will accept wiggle room in the sandwich discussion, but a washcloth and a loofah and a sponge are all different. I will die on this hill! Don't forget to bring a towel (ie large Washcloth) up on the hill!
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Nov 25, 2017 23:28
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funktopus posted:Pretty gross for sure, but there's something about tonsil stone extractions that make my skin crawl. They just look fundamentally wrong. Trust me when I say that they smell as AUG as they look.
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Nov 28, 2017 05:45
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Pinworms are nature's cummies.
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Nov 28, 2017 09:27
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Foreverally brushing my teeth after seeing those mouth maggots.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pffft, look at you doing work yourself when you could be putting your mouth maggots to work for you. Maggots are the sign of a clean wound, so that man's mouth is probably impeccable! Probably train one of those oxpecker birds to dig out all the blackheads on your back while you're at it!
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Nov 29, 2017 22:16
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Brawnfire posted:Jesus gently caress, it looks like gum barnacles. He must be one of those freaks that sneaks into the dry-dock to lick hulls. Man, imagine the poor security guard that has to swat all the hull lickers with a broom every night. *shines flashlight, sees a bunch of tweakers clinging onto the keel lounge a bunch of lampreys, sighs and grabs a broom*
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Nov 29, 2017 22:33
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funktopus posted:I visit this thread for pictures of weird looking people, the horrible gifs that set off an anxious and intense grooming urge are just a hosed up bonus. I know couples that pop each other's bacne. There's plenty of those zit popping videos where the popper is the person's concerned spouse. Perfect example was the guy who got a botfly in his scalp and his wife popped it out (and by popped mean it shot out of his head and flew across the yard  )
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Nov 30, 2017 07:41
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beato posted:A little more A and U and a little less G please. Plastic surgery seems like the kind of thing that has amazing results if the person's face was already disfigured, but if the person already looks fine then it seems to roll back to looking creepy. Particularly in this woman's face, which looked fairly symmetrical before but after the surgeries they managed to make her face look very obviously lopsided.
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Nov 30, 2017 19:57
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:By that logic, her face is about 12 more surgeries away from looking normal. I don't think it loops around again on a second pass, I think it just ends up getting progressively more cronenberged as time goes on.
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Nov 30, 2017 20:44
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Poor lich, thought of Angelina Jolie and un died.
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Nov 30, 2017 23:39
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Sludge Tank posted:Re: the plastic surgery girl Next thing you'll be telling me a woman didn't actually get plastic surgery to have three boobs in order to discourage men from staring at her...
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My wife worked in Macy's for years and never had anyone poo poo in the changing room. She thinks the secret shitters are as real as Bigfoot.
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Dec 6, 2017 19:45
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Bird in a Blender posted:Macy's is too high class I guess. Try working in a K-Mart. loving awful people all the time. I kind of thought it was the inverse effect? You know, like the WASPs that shop at Nordstrom's leaving a big elephant poo poo on top of some discarded cardigans or something.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:12
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triwolf posted:I stayed in a HoJo once on a long road trip. I laid down on the thin bed, facing the wall and reached out to turn off the bedside lamp. Just as my fingers found the switch I glanced at the framed generic hotel art print on the wall right beside the bed and saw the unmistakable arc splatter of a huge wad of jizz dried on the glass. No doubt about it. Not a lot of motels handing out complementary shrimp. She knows a bargain when she sees it! 
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Dec 15, 2017 08:04
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LingcodKilla posted:I think this would be right up Pick's alley. "IT PUTS THE MUFFINS IN THE TIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"
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Dec 21, 2017 08:14
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I had thought a lot of those types of comics were to get the reader to connect to the mundane aspects of married life. People complain they are boring or narcissistic subjects but to me it looks more like clickbait for people on Facebook to chuckle, "yeah we're like that sometimes too".
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Dec 28, 2017 08:51
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So she could sneak brag about her chili cooking skills. Frankly she could've just tossed bits of placenta into a can of Stagg chili and would've had the same shock value.
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Dec 28, 2017 10:04
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:As a person with a horrible body that fucks sometimes, I wonder what two hot people sex looks like. I imagine it's always in slow motion and very oily. They probably throw their heads back and shake droplets of sex stuff out of their hair very often. Meanwhile I am sweating and grunting while a girl struggles to accept my sex. She might be enjoying it but not as much as we would if we were hot. This is sad. The fun thing about sex is that all sorts of people have it. Hot people ugly people, tall people short people, couples that climb on rocks...sex is not reserved for ugly people (otherwise there would be no ugly babies, I assume).
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Dec 29, 2017 08:33
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Teratomas are cool. They're like a conjoined twin that got all cronenberged. If I had one I'd name him Kuato.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:should we also cook the tiny human tumour in a chili?  BUT HE'S MY BROTHER!
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Dec 30, 2017 09:51
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Please pass Johnny Depp's taint, Mavis.
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Dec 31, 2017 06:08
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BrigadierSensible posted:Serious question: I know there are token POCs in these Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, but how many of them ever make it to the final rounds? Have there been ones with POC protagonists, (the guy/girl who gives out the rose)? Yeah, there was one about some rapper whose name escapes me at the moment. He had a couple of seasons of his bit, and one constant that was rather popular (Nicknamed 'New York') also got her own show as well. Both were black. There was also a faux 'Etiquette' school reality show that was primarily women of color as well.
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Jan 2, 2018 06:12
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The Bloop posted:No you see women have seven packs because of the mons. By far the best lady lump
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Jan 7, 2018 07:41
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Slime posted:diet and exercise don't work it's 100% genetics *eats a family sized pizza all alone and washes it down with a 1.5 liter soda that came with the pizza* Anyways gyms are full of Chads rubbing their Chad musk all over all the equipment so if I sit on one of the benches the Chad musk will make my testicles even more diminutive than they already are. And no Incel wants to sink to having to clamber through the jungle of penes they call a 'locker room'.
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Jan 8, 2018 20:19
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veni veni veni posted:She really wants being fat to be the same thing as being gay doesn't she? Intersectionality is a thing. There are definitely similarities on how negatively people treat people of size and LGBT groups - it's not like homophobes give a drat whether someone actually was born being gay or transgendered.
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Jan 10, 2018 05:46
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Big people aren't advocating for the extermination of a thin people though 
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Wowporn posted:being gay is hard and being fat is hard but being fat and gay as young teenager is one helluva thing that can gently caress you up a lot so there is plenty of merit to talking about being fat and gay, whether or not that lady is accomplishing any of it I dunno tbh I've only ever heard the word 'queering' used in the case of a straight/cis person trying to make it sound like their hetero relationship is challenging heteronormativity because she spanks him sometimes I mean there's plenty of leeway to talking about how the book is bad and dumb for  reasons, while still pointing out the kernel of truth that you just mentioned.
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Jan 10, 2018 06:41
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If we didn't treat fat people so lovely, then people like her wouldn't have this kind of pulpit to rant about it. Women in particular get treated very poorly for the crime of being Too Fat. The strawman SJW is depicted as a fat, hairy, purple haired woman. The less sexually desirable she is to white, cis het men, the more offensive she is for daring to exist.
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Somfin posted:And, since I happen to know you're speaking as a white cis het man who happens to not be fat and never have been fat, you have precisely the right kind of lived experience to talk about this stuff with that kind of authoritative voice. Just as soon as you stop turning your bad friends into strawmen.
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Barry Bluejeans posted:It's that, combined with the fact that they seem infuriatingly oblivious to the fact that they're one of the few people in this world who even have the opportunity to eat themselves into an early grave. So instead of looking for opportunities to limit their consumption (and perhaps leave some resources for the ~6.5 billion or so folks who aren't as fortunate), they instead position themselves as oppressed to distract themselves (and those who buy into their nonsense) from the reality that they're one of the luckiest motherfuckers walking.
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