SirDrinksAlot posted:

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Amy Schumer is already near-universally despised so there is no need to shop her fatter than she already is.

Weldon Pemberton posted:

Her standup is mediocre and she had this bit about how you should have more respect for yourself in college than hooking up with any random dude who pays you attention, which involved her in sexual acts with said dude while he was pass-out drunk. A lot of people thought that was rapey.

Everyone on the right hates her cause she's a fat chick who openly supports feminism and uncreatively mocks them, many on the left dislike her for being a sort of stereotype of a modern celebrity feminist while having little of any real value to say. Snarky, white, hipster-ish woman who formally endorsed Hilary. Similar to Lena Dunham.

whiteyfats posted:

cash crab posted:

Someone remind me to rename the thread "what in the curry gently caress" when I get home

text me a vag pic posted:

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/URttFup.mp4

Croisquessein posted:

...Is it possible they just don't know? Unlikely but I prefer to think they aren't aware of dog gimp suits.

Wheat Loaf posted:

Your tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry.

grittyreboot posted:

Randaconda posted:

Wheat Loaf posted:

Rayjenkins posted:

Owned most verily good sir

evobatman posted:

Not him, he's bald. In both places.

chitoryu12 posted:

I work for a company that certifies crane operators, and we need photos for their licenses. We have pretty simple standards: plain, light-colored background, nothing on your head, and no tint or glare to your glasses that obstructs your eyes (clear glasses without a glare are fine). They normally need to hold a sign with their name and ID number on it, but we can waive that if it's something like an individual sending us their photo via email.

We recently had to add "Candidate must be wearing clothing appropriate for work" after receiving a shirtless bathroom selfie that was cropped just above his nipples.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The last thing an Austin hooker sees.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Trigger discipline dammit

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in AUG, Schadenfreude, or Weird Stories: at least 15 teenagers in a remote town in Morocco "admired" (i.e. engaged in bestiality with) a donkey. Surprise, the donkey had rabies! All of them had to get rabies treatment, which they've survived amid massive embarrassment, and the donkey got slaughtered. Fffffuuuuuck.


https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/225797/15-teenagers-treated-for-rabies-after-engaging-in-bestiality-with-donkey/

Testekill posted:

These days I don't know if I can tell if someone is a legit smug dickbag or if it's just a parody. The entire internet is poes law now

Babunar posted:

Oh, this guy.

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/article/OP/20120302/NEWS/303029942

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resamay

putrid aidsman posted:

Swole as gently caress

M_Sinistrari posted:

I've been slowly reading through that thread and I honestly can't understand how the hell can anyone be this clueless about women's anatomy. Have health classes seriously degraded since I had them when they covered everything, did they somehow manage to miss each day women's reproductive systems were covered, is it some homeschooling thing? It all sounds like the misinformation kids share before they have to take health class like "don't go swimming at the beach if you've got your period since you'll attract sharks".

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

If he were "feminist," he could have discussed an open marriage with his ex and gotten a divorce if they couldn't agree on them being married while having sexual/emotional relationships with other other people. It would still make him a non-feminist scuzzball for how he's treated actresses though.

I think a lot of people see cheating as more of a sexual/emotional thing and think less about the deceit inherent in the affair. The betrayal is the worst part because via that lie you're removing the wronged party's ability to chose whether to remain in that relationship or not. A real feminist would never do that to their partner.

LawfulWaffle posted:

The thing that gets me about these friendzone, incel, fedora wearing guys on dating sites is that they never seem to have any hobbies that aren't "video games, anime, and thinking". They're so bad at selling themselves that they either try to cow women into submission with their huge intellect (lol) or they go the pity route and talk about how every girl they've ever known has been repulsed by them. I'm surprised there isn't a Wikihow page on "how to get women interested in you" with one step that reads "become interesting".

GoingPostal posted:

Just going off his looks (without letting his opinions ruin it all), I'd give him a partial pass. Yeah, there's the fedora, but he went to the effort of putting together an outfit that's period appropriate, instead of wondering whether his black fedora goes better with his Rarity or his Hatsune t-shirt.

Besesoth posted:

I'm pretty sure that's the doll whose framework is human bones, or at least a model skeleton.

quote:

Marionette Owl was a member of Black Chamber who, due to a genetic mutation, was born with night vision on par with that of an owl. As a result, he was skilled in nocturnal combat and was a master of the silent kill, however, because his eyes shimmered in the dark like a cat's, he wore tinted goggles. He always carried a pair of Japanese Bunraku dolls, named Osan (オサン?) and Koharu (コハル?), which he compulsively took apart and put back together during any free time he had. In truth, the marionettes were crafted from the severed limbs of victims he murdered as a serial killer known to the media as "The Spectre Killer." He slayed numerous women and was featured on the Most Wanted list until he was cornered by the FBI, at which point Black Arts Viper recruited him into Black Chamber.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is he filming himself loving the car, or is he watching something on his phone to enhance the car-loving experience? If so, what is he watching?

rumble in the bunghole posted:

chitoryu12 posted:

It just makes me think of the Steyr AUG.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Are we just going to ignore the fat dumbass post is by eleizer yudkowski, the guy convinced a grain of sand in the eye is worse than an eternity of robots rape-torturing humanity?

Wheat Loaf posted:

He adopts an extreme interpretation of utilitarianism which, as far as I remember, culminated in his argument that it would be morally right and desirable for one person to be tortured for eternity to prevent 1,000 people from getting a grain of sand in their eye.

Screaming Idiot posted:

He looks like a redneck Final Fantasy character.

Incitatus posted:

cash crab posted:

If I was drunk I would have probated you for this

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Please don't dox the guy who drives the gold cart around my grandma's retirement community

Wheat Loaf posted:

They seem to get less comfortable the farther they are from the wall.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bagpipes? Try him at the Hague for war crimes.

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Churchill's bagpipes signalled the remaining Commandos to battle. After being strafed by an RAF Spitfire, Churchill decided to withdraw for the night and to re-launch the attack the following morning.

Mammal Sauce posted:

My brother's ex-FIL kept an enema bag in the shower and pumped carrot juice up his rear end every morning to ward off cancer. Somehow, he's still alive 10 years later but I can't convince myself it was the enema routine.