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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Time to bergevin the habs to mediocrity

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 17:02

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Wait wait

Did i miss something

Did my shittastic d held together by Price

Just win the loving cup?????

Or did you use standard rosters

Either way

Ahahaha get bent bergevin

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 04:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I've always drafted in the bottom of the first round. If i had a top pick i probably wouldnt know what to do with it

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 02:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Top pick is easy because you just say "Connor McDavid"

Youre talking to the guy who took ghostbear in the 2nd round

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 02:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Holy poo poo i could not be further from the top pick

Edit: makes sense, i was the simulation Stanley Cup champion :smug:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 03:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Aye Doc posted:

it means all of the players who best define Habs-nes will be available to you!

As if you dont know

Rocket slapshot come on down

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 03:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ginette Reno posted:

I think it's my pick? I'll take Carey Price which is a boring pick but I don't know how he dropped to me since he's the best goalie in the league.

FUUUUCKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUU

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 13:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Yaya posted:

Malkin was my second choice after Ovechkin. I was really hoping people were sleeping and he'd slip to my second rounder.

there was zero chance that was happening

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 20:37

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

the last two picks make me realllly regret getting pick #31. I hate myself and will hate my two picks and I want to die

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 21:59

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jonathan Fisk posted:

This also a huge steal

yup basically had those last two picks hadn't happened they would have been mine and I wouldn't have to draft a center until like round 20

instead im going to draft trash and regret it

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 22:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Iodised QQ posted:

one of them would have been mine first, but i also am now going to regret my first two picks

My top line last year was Marchand - Tavares - Kucherov, both Tavares and Kucherov are gone before I have my first pick this year

so let me get the third member of that crew and lock up Brad Marchand for another fake year

Some people doubted the legitimacy of his huge year two seasons ago where he scored 37 goals and he followed it up this year with 39 goals and 85 points while being a fancy stat god again

I feel like he wouldn't survive to the third round again this time so I'll roll with him as my first pick

stab is up 2x

OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER

three picks in a row, it's my ranked 1-2-3 lol

so time for me to regret my dual picks now ffs

ill take some crap

Aleksander Barkov
David Pastrnak

gently caress my life

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 22:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

corn on the cop posted:

it's way too early for this type of whining

Thats what you all get for not leaving me mon beau Carey

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 22:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jordan7hm posted:

It's maybe a tiny bit early for him, but Ginette has two picks before I go again and took him in the fourth round last year. I'm taking Matt Murray.

Good call, he wasnt getting past me.

Edit: lol just saw the name change in the 2017 op post gj haha

stab fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jul 17, 2017

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 23:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ginette Reno posted:

Alright. His declining point totals are concerning but he's still one of the most talented players in the league and an ace on the powerplay. I'll take Claude Giroux.

Welp there goes my pick

Nobody draft any dmen or goalies until my pick thx

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 02:20

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JoelJoel posted:

Gimme Bob.

e:

TOP COP OFFICER SERGEI BOBROVSKY, COME ON DOWN!

stab posted:

Welp there goes my pick

Nobody draft any dmen or goalies until my pick thx

YOU DIDNT LISTEN.

goddammit youre off the force

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 02:44

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

First pick while phone posting hope hes not taken.
He always murders the habs when he plays them..so now he joins them

Cam Atkinson

Les Canadiens de Montreal sont tres fiers de selectionee un joueur de chez nous.

Un joueur qu'on va surement ruinee son potentielle pis nos fans pis notre media vont arrache sa tete et il aura seulement du succes quand ils est parti de Montreal

Jonathan Drouin

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 19:35

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jordan7hm posted:

It's gonna be wild to watch the Montreal media have a legit Quebec star to rip on again.

I can't hardly wait!!!!!

Heh

Hehe

Hohohoho

:smith:

Im on a departure from my norm...my team age is like 24 ffs

Animal you have 2 righr now.. mackinnon and duchene are gone from that shitpile of a team

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 23:28

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

lazerwolf posted:

Wild select Dmitry Orlov

Fuuuuuuuu

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 03:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I took a trip to finland on my phone

Rasmus Ristolainen

And

TUUKAAAAAA TIME (which as a habs fan makes me feel dirty)

Tuukka Rask

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 21:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Verviticus posted:

i briefly considered ristolainen but he really cant do anything but play on the powerplay

Ahem

Excuse me

HIITTTTZZZZZ, which makes him the perfect player for Bergevin

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 22:13

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Give the consensus guy a goalie imo. There's been a bit of a run on them.

The stanley cup finalist goalie is still available

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 22:53

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

I think it's debatable that Rask is past his prime and we're also talking about the goalie with the all-time highest regular season save percentage. I may be underrating Andersen a bit based on his 5v5 numbers though.

He also has much funnier meltdowns than Anderson.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 02:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Youre all missing the point

He's a montreal canadien now

The ultimate troll

# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 05:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Yaya posted:

I was told I'm up so gimme Tomas Hertl

FUUUUCKKKKKK KYOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 20:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Bottom half of this draft is a buncha dinks qtiyd

Lol im waiting to drop two horrible picks for some hot and heavy discusdion about the 20 year olds im gonna draft

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 02:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Kilza posted:

I didn't know Alexei Emelin was 20.

Oh i know he'll drop. Im not done bergevining the habs to a 1st round exit

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 02:45

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

corn on the cop posted:

Stabby is up, then Team Autopick goes to work.

I am? Doesnt iodized still have to go and he has until noon no? Like my picks are ready but dont want to be a dick and jump him

Unless he steals my pick then ill jump him

Edit: nvm read the thread

So exxon you get to live another day.

Im all about saying gently caress you salary cap

And unlike last year, im trying to build a less poo poo defence.

So gently caress it

First pick is a guy worth taylor hall

Adam Larsson

The second im surprised he wasnt taken yet since a bunch of 3 4 ds are being taken.

Sure he may be old

Sure he may be expensive

But hes still a solid 2-3d.

Brent Seabrook

stab fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Jul 25, 2017

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 15:26

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

eXXon posted:

Why do we need another 2 hours after 10 AM when there's already a 12 hour break? Send lists if you're in PST.

i edited in my picks. you get to live.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 15:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ThinkTank posted:

I was gonna add that but he hasn't been taken, so I opted not to mention him.

Yeah lets stop with the hints and name dropping please

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 16:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Yaya posted:

I feel like we might be overvaluing youth and budget a bit much in this draft.

Proof of which is I just got Joe Thornton, still an extremely good player, in the 8th round.

Ovechkin - Thornton - Pavelski
? - Hertl - ?
? - Keller - ?

Rielly - Muzzin

Allen

Hes a great player

Not 8 million dollar great though.

Then again im paying for seabrook so :smith:

# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 20:30

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Teemu Pokemon posted:

gently caress man ive been waiting forever don't lump me in with other lazy bottom half folks

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 15:07

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Okay 1207 phone posting to get this crap moving

Time for my two out of the gently caress of nowhere picks

My first pick is my prospect reach:

I am anti-bergevining on this one and bringing back home a great d prospect who will be my 6/7d

Mikhail Sergachev

The second pick is the ultimate bergevin pick. He needs a big, nasty dman who is high risk low reward.

Im guessing this player dropped because 1) he was hurt last year or 2) he's terrible

Tyler Myers

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 17:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Im also 10 mil from the floor 10 picks in and pastrnak still to sign

Whats a salary cap precious

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 18:04

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

FBS posted:

He had almost the entire year off from his surgery plus that stuff with his baby so we're all praying he's all better this season.

what happened with his kid? all I read is the kid was a preemie

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 18:44

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

FBS posted:

https://youtu.be/kKAzXhxc1zk TSN did a piece about it a while back

Holy gently caress

# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 20:06

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

eXXon posted:

Also I really enjoy stab's baffling collection of RD:

Ristolainen
Larsson
Seabrook
Myers

????

Im no adam oates.

Dont give a gently caress what side they play on :megadeath:

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 17:51

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Okay time for my shittastic picks

Realized i dont have a 2nd line center
Most of whats left is garbage
And a salary cap crunch already way to go
So i found a decent priced center who can get me 20 goals/40-50 points

Patrik Berglund

Now a luxury pick given my cap problems...if i go cheaper now i can splurge later...so im actually going to drafta third liner that can play up and down the lineup...who also got an unsustainable 20 goals

Who is also good for a hilarious breakaway fail every 2 games

Who can kill penalties pretty good and keeps my building my team up front for speed

And probably the only good thing Bergevin has ever done

Paul Byron

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 01:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I have a list of 56 names.

Yeah i had a lot of free time

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 19:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Not sure if its my pick or not cause of timezones and guys who forgot the draft is more than 10 rounds

So my list was pretty much decimated

And I figure i'd grab my 6th dman.

I'm kinda surprised he's still here.

Which most likely means he's terrible and I'm overrating him

Darnell Nurse

And I want to stay cap conscious but you guys went on the 1 mil veteran spree and killed my list so I'll take one of the few rejects like that still there.

Ales Hemsky

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 03:12

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 14:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jonathan Fisk posted:

I literally said to myself "if anyone's grabbing him before my pick, it'll be stab"

Proud to be that transparent sir.

My team this year isnt actual dogshit so im rather surprised.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 04:00

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