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Nov 25, 2001


Posting in legendary new Trump thread

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Nov 25, 2001


Squizzle posted:

why cant i read previous thread

Some dumb goon did a thing

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Nov 25, 2001


You would think Lowtax knows all the Secret Service agents by their first names by now.

"Oh hey Steve. What did they do now?"

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Nov 25, 2001


So many cat gifs lost in the rain

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Nov 25, 2001


crazy cloud posted:

i had 2k posts unread in that thread to read and now i can't even read em because some idiot fucko got the thread exiled

some1 please summarize the trump thread for this afternoon thanks in advance

PISS TAPE

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


LOL my last post in the previous thread was:

"Nooooooo you're the cool admin"

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Nov 25, 2001


Epic High Five posted:

old thred still has 2 unread posts that are going to drive me loving nuts ZDR

One of those is mine.

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Nov 25, 2001


Kilmers Elbow posted:

did antifa trash the thread?

I dunno is zdr antifa?

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Nov 25, 2001


Lowtax could have IPO'd the SA Forums for $1.5 billion dollars if he only had moderation as good as Reddit.

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Nov 25, 2001


Wolfsheim posted:

posting on legendary page eleven of the evidence in a future federal trial

WRONG

Edit: he ninja'd his post it originally said page ten

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Nov 25, 2001


Addamere posted:

still wanna know what high_elf.gifv is from

Just Google "movie with elf girl smoking bong"

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Nov 25, 2001


Did Trump come out and call the destroyer collision radical islamic terrorism yet?

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Nov 25, 2001


Nichael posted:

lol remember when he threatened to kill his political opponent twice rofl

LOL remember when hosed the debate chair

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Nov 25, 2001


I honestly think Hillary could have won if she just asked Trump geography questions during the debates.

"Donald, is Qatar a good or bad country? Where is it located?"

Oh man he would have hosed that chair to pieces.

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Nov 25, 2001


welp guess Bill Cosby gonna go back to raping now

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Nov 25, 2001


Al! posted:

were going to have new forums software ny then tho right right right!?!?!?!

Is Lowtax seriously upgrading the forums software?

Why, when he has Twitter?

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Nov 25, 2001



The only way this kitty could be more awesome would be if his/her whiskers were black on one side and white on the other.

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Nov 25, 2001


euphronius posted:

it's crazy how much people like cats

it's 'cuz they're like people: they're all a bit crazy and they have real personalities and they are super cute (only some people meet this last criteria though)

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Nov 25, 2001


OhFunny posted:

Imagine getting a cat instead of a dog...

There are more pet cats than pet dogs in the United States.

Number One pet.

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Nov 25, 2001


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

the core problem with trial by a jury of your peers: the juror selection process means you end up with the dumbest fuckers alive because anyone who follows the news at all will be ruled out as having a bias

Or people who lie because they want to be on the jury.

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Nov 25, 2001



God I wish Trump would quote this spokesclown and tweet "I'm taking my power back: Mr. Special Counsel you're fired!"

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


So is Jell-O going to rehire him for a new advertising campaign for chocolate pudding?

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Nov 25, 2001


FabioClone posted:

Donald Trump

Are you saying this because of his neck vag?

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Nov 25, 2001


We're almost to the first sex page in new Trump thread so nobody gently caress it all up now

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Nov 25, 2001


OhFunny posted:

This 13 pages old, but this is the worse Fake News ever posted anywhere.

People are bad, but not this bad.

https://www.avma.org/KB/Resources/Statistics/Pages/Market-research-statistics-US-pet-ownership.aspx

I guess the AVMA is fake news now. Almost 5 million more pet cats than pet dogs.

galenanorth was right.

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Nov 25, 2001


Ages posted:

80 percent of pet cats are with just 5 percent of cat owners

You guys are acting like those Republicans protesting Shakespeare.

just acknowledge that cats are the new best pet and move on.

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Nov 25, 2001


Pollyanna posted:

today i learned about how credit cards and credit score work and im not gonna lie i cried a little

what the gently caress is life

Get a cat, friend.

Alternatively, get a cat friend.

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Nov 25, 2001


Baloogan posted:

i was into bitchell before he was cool

Note: he has never been cool

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Nov 25, 2001


LegoMan posted:

I'm not much of a tea drinker but Russian wife means we have an entire tea cupboard and honey is amazing in tea.

Does she also think Trump is guilty of collusion or not?

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Nov 25, 2001


Baloogan posted:

always irked me that a doctor performing a colonscopy is paid so much more than sewer inspectors when its the same job

How many years of medical school did you attend Mr. Pipesnake?

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Nov 25, 2001


tacodaemon posted:

the yellowstone caldera is getting ready to blow

https://twitter.com/bozchron/status/875896422129848320

Another Nostradamus prophecy about natural disasters fulfilled.

Trump is the antichrist previously foretold.

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Nov 25, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

How dead are we when that thing blows?

Hopefully it just takes out a few red states.

And Vancouver.

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Nov 25, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

Oh so it's like the beginning of The Road?

I don't know about you all but if I find an underground survival bunker loaded with supplies I'm drat well gonna stay there and chill instead of get right back on The Road again.

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Nov 25, 2001


PostNouveau posted:

I don't know about you, but I'm going to die in the first week of any mega-disaster because I'm not dumb enough to think I'll survive something that 99.9% of the population won't.

I don't think intelligence factors into it, really.

Baloogan has a survival shelter.

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Nov 25, 2001


Shugojin posted:

Why is this thread suddenly talking about super volcanos

TRUMP

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Nov 25, 2001


radical meme posted:

What is this from please?

Lord of the Schlongs (& Bongs) (porn parody)

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Nov 25, 2001


oddium posted:

as long as no one Photoshops any politicians on the volcano

LOL

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Nov 25, 2001



poo poo seriously?

New Trump thread's only gonna make it 84 pages.

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Nov 25, 2001


GobiasIndustries posted:

RIP new trump thread, you almost made it 24 hours.

You absolutely KNOW some drat goon is out there editing that photoshop with a devious smirk on his face daring himself to click post and just push it a little bit further.

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Nov 25, 2001


WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

it's also pretty obvious from his "writing" that asimov never spoke to a real live woman in his life

He was the goon prototype.

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