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Apr 16, 2007



What happened to the last thread? Also I'm incel because I don't horney. I wish I could hornby but I dont

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Apr 16, 2007



Guy Mann posted:

How many active threads of falling for fakeposts on Reddit does GBS really need at any one time?
I'm not going to fall for this fakepost

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Apr 16, 2007



imo the whole concept of incel is a cia (Chad Illuminati Alliance) psyop with the aim of freaking out mildly insecure het dudes so badly that they can never ever gently caress

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Apr 16, 2007



Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Incels themselves don't think they're a new phenomenon, they just think liberals and feminism have taken away all the pussy that used to be given to them by their rich parents arranging marriages.
I've seen stuff from these guys suggesting that literally 90+% of het men in the anglo west are incel and only a tiny fraction of them are brave enough to laugh in the face of The Matriarchy and post about it online, and the idea of anyone genuinely believing that is completely wonderful and I love it

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Apr 16, 2007



Pick posted:

Eliot Rodger is a bit of an odd one out because I don't get the impression most of these men actually come from rich families.
incel as a concept is inextricably wrapped up in middle class aspirational bullshit, imo

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Apr 16, 2007



I agree with The Unholy Ghost when he is saying that he is a ""real" incel". Personally, I think The Unholy Ghost is an Incel, because thats what he says that he is. Youre an Incel, The Unholy Ghost

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Apr 16, 2007



Pick posted:

That's a really keen observation and I think you're right.
My thinking is that it's a mixture of responding badly to the insecurity that comes free with being raised into a culture that values superficial signs of "success" + having a lifestyle that affords you the time to get sucked into weird internet bullshit and doesn't pressure you to get the gently caress out there and take character-building risks. Not saying that mental illness and massive personality defects are magically absent in working class populations, just that they tend not to manifest as an obsession with making sadweird reddit posts

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Apr 16, 2007



The Unholy Ghost posted:

Hey, I am by no means opposed to further numbing! :D


:crossarms:

6/10. First sentence is pretty much useless... doesn't apply too well. Second sentence is debatable... I'm certainly not important, but I'm not sure if you or I can speak for who or who may not be fuming in front of their computer screen at this moment. Third sentence as extension of second is excellent assuming second is true... which again, can't say for certain... but I'm giving you half points for it because I like your username. Now... here's where you're getting the majority of your points... the fourth sentence. Ooof... it's good. It's really, really good. Now, a big part is the originality. No one has said that to me yet, believe it or not. I'm glad that someone did so we can check it off the list. The condescension and contempt is palpable, and practically oozes out of the screen like butter, it's making me hungry. As I said, really good. It's so good that I'll address it: Yes. I have already thought of that.
Not digging this new Arielverse reboot tbh

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Apr 16, 2007



mind the walrus posted:

If this is true this is the funniest poo poo I've heard all week.
It's true and also in a completely unsurprising twist the wheelchair guy is buddies with neonazis

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Apr 16, 2007



lazorexplosion posted:

Tattoo artists can never be incel

Even the most beta nice guy looking tattoo artist is swimming in female options. Women gently caress them for half price tattoos and keep them around as friends with benefits.

We know for instance that married women gently caress tattoo artists on the side while hubby is at work. A chad tattoo artist? It's confirmed over. Women will divorce their hubby and abandon their kids, gently caress their life up to try and LTR him.

Just shows the shallowness of females. Giving up their body with a click of the finger like a whore in order to get some new ink they can show off on insta.
corollary: if you're not training to be a tattooist, you're actually a volcel

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World Kraid Center posted:

Chadcomix are sheer hilarity, though. Goons rush so hard to generalize and mock societal refuse for generalizing and mocking women that they forget they're still on a comedy website. So many folks in this thread are getting baited by memes and satire or going full retard trying to bring "Trumpers" into it or harboring the ridiculous notion that NEETs are upset because they can't get 10/10s. How out of touch can you be? Stacy has nothing in common with virgin walkers.
Don't fakepost.

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Apr 16, 2007



It's impossible to be incel. I would gently caress literally any incel, therefore none of them are really incel. Just saying

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Apr 16, 2007



my name is Oedipus Tyrone now. please call me Oedipus Tyrone

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Apr 16, 2007



Tyrannosaurus Tyrone

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lazorexplosion posted:

Incel poetry

While You work late at your poo poo job,
Stacey sucks on Chad's thick knob.

And as you sweat and take the train,
Chad's thick dick brings anal pain

While you take off your ancient tie,
Chad's strong thrusts make Stacey cry

And as you sit before your screen,
Chad is tonguing Stacey's bean

Your pizza comes; you eat it quick,
As Stacey' gags on Chad's sweet dick

You hit the gym now no one's there,
While Chad sprays cum in Stacey's hair

You hate your life, there's just no use,
While Chad gives out rectal abuse.

You go to bed, lay down and rot,
And Chad moves on to his next thot
The metre in this is actually way better than most weird bad nerd poo poo poetry I've seen so well done to the brokebrain who wrote it

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Apr 16, 2007



Between stuff like that flowchart and the comics where chad always has white power tattoos I'm beginning to think there's a nonzero number of actual nazis using these guys' insecurity about not getting laid as a recruitment vector

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Apr 16, 2007



MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Regarding chemical castration, sort of:

"godoftruelove



1h

It's possible, but at least from what I know, you would have had to had not seen porn since puberty hit. I was lucky that I avoided porn for various reasons, mostly love, and I developed without it.

Most guys, look at porn as soon as puberty strikes, and it hyper-inflates their attraction to women, thus you feel attraction to women you don't want to, pre-porn, guys could be with a hot woman and NOT fall in love with her at sight, or even feel anything like guys do now.

Whoever introduced porn brainwashed and cucked society and men. Thus the root of the suffering is this. If you started off with a porn free beggining, girls wouldn't be able to torture you like they do now.

It might just be that I'm demi-sexual, but the correlation with my porn-free/fap-free development, and my now ability to not be attracted to beautiful women, despite still having the occasional need/urge to see boobs/be snuggled every now and then is still present, but never directed at any women(a condition I need to meet in order to enjoy any sort of sexual activity is that I must love the girl, and impossible thing to do now since I expect the same level of love from the girl, and I was fully aware since even back then of a lot of girls only seeking pleasure solely, and not true love.)"
https://twitter.com/dril/status/638936294937227264

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Apr 16, 2007



spacetoaster posted:

I can't help but think there must be massive cross contamination with being INCEL and being deep into the Star Citizen video game.


I... Huh.

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Apr 16, 2007



twitcel lifestyle

https://twitter.com/jorgriggs/status/881589951674032128



https://twitter.com/jorgriggs/status/882026035218333696

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/882084627271176192

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Apr 16, 2007



ngl this book saved me from having a wretched time in my twenties, sorta wish I'd discovered it while I was still in high school tho

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Apr 16, 2007



Zo posted:

after so many r/incels threads i'm pretty much desensitized to all their antics now

so to chase that high i've started mainlining r/hapas and poo poo that's some good stuff. it's like all the worst parts of incels except everybody is also Elliott Rodgers
lol EurasianTiger is dope, love that dude

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Apr 16, 2007



i chortled irl at normal brown chad log

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Apr 16, 2007



The Unholy Ghost posted:

Ugh...

I took some acid and had an amazing time, but after three trips I still couldn't break into my unconscious. My id stood like an iron giant, a super-power that I (my Ego) knew I had no chance of fighting. For I am my id at the bottom of it, whether I can feel the direct connection or not...

And my unconscious id won't move. I could try doublig my tab intake, or tripling, but I feel certain it's not going to work.

I think I'll just give up. I'm getting nice and drunk and listening to some music. Good night. :)
Lets gently caress

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Apr 16, 2007



wtf is that in the last panel

also, is r9k still a thing? jeeeeesus lmao

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Zzulu posted:

well I went to that site that you linked and the first thing I saw was this



Afaik, that was a famous incel guy right? Seems like he finally found his manic pixie dreamgirl :unsmith:
congrats eggman :swoon:

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Apr 16, 2007



i can only assume he got like some serious therapy because that's the only time i've seen a photo of that dude with a not soul wrenchingly despondent facial expression

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Apr 16, 2007



I'm the guy whose goal in life is to become a publicly masturbating beach hobo

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Apr 16, 2007



The Shybie Handshake
The Dangerman Clench

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Apr 16, 2007



sincx posted:

I'll just leave this here...


Mods change me to REALNESS FETISH

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Apr 16, 2007



Is this Robert Crumb?

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Apr 16, 2007



Personally, I crank off to the thought of incel death.

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Laopooh posted:

Nah, lots of adults here (Japan) like it. High schoolers who grew up liking animes 20-30 years ago are in their 40s and 50s now and still like it. Sure, lots of adults aren't into it but I've met very few people who stigmatize it. It's just another media for most.
There's a big difference between "oh yeah I used to love dragon ball! It's cool how goku is still at it" and "i am interested in Anime. i am looking forward to the new Anime Season," though.

it's sort of like how a whole lot of people who call themselves "gamers" can't wrap their heads around the fact that 99% of people who play video games don't give a poo poo about nerd trash topics like what's Hardcore and what's not, or the very wrong things that bioware did in their new game

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Apr 16, 2007



Ugh... Cant believe the SJW admin of reddit, are oppressing freespeech again... So suddenly that tinder man is the badguy, for asking questions? So just for asking questions he's, suddenly the bad guy. So suddenly he's a bad person. Wow... So much for "Be nice to everyone",,, "Liberal Logic"

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Apr 16, 2007



Im incel.

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Apr 16, 2007



Fartbox posted:

Cool story
I'm involuntarium celebratoria.

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