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Kurtofan posted:The Zuck has cracked the code, the algorythm has been revealed to all wow did he get a concussion or something
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pro tip fuckerberg: stop being 150 lbs of actual poop
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id like to shoot the facebook website with a gun
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etalian posted:What will a Zuck presidency be like? 
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MaxxBot posted:Like this but on a much larger scale. that is cursed
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more like “weird fish monster” vibe
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its the article i posted, but with a changed headline
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snoremac posted:does he only have one shirt wtf he has 100 identical copies of that one jeans+grey tee+hoodie combo no joke
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*swipes toast off plate* ＯＯＰＳ．．． ＲＥＢＯＯＴＩＮＧ
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Waffle House posted:I wonder if people CHUDding for Trump are gonna start suddenly supporting Zuck. on the one hand, they are definitely extremely online, use facebook, and love it when rich people blurt out crappy solutions on the other hand he has mannerisms like a robot fish, he's a jew, and he doesn't appear to have el musky's weird fanbase
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lol yeah theres probably a bunch that will join his entourage for the grift itll be glorious
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zuck running platform: any old thing, it doesnt matter zuck presidency: like trump's, but there's a hosed up inhuman intelligence behind it
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ScrubLeague posted:the country's dying and it's going to hurt the whole time, so i'll take some moderate comfort and dignity where i can get it explain the comfort & dignity in that vote
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ScrubLeague posted:if you don't see the benefit of ubi and uhc i'm not sure what i can do to help you i do. i just honestly dont think he will even attempt to do it if he becomes president
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thats a strange equivalency could you please post it in the hot takes thread as well?
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well in any case you should vote, everyone should just if you do end up voting for fuckerberg, can you at least feel bad about it? like a "lesser of three evils" kinda thing?
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no i get it i just dont get why you think zuck would do anything positive even if he promised it. though to be fair, he did keep all his facebook promises re privacy etc. nothing changed there, ever.
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honestly i have no idea why you should feel anything but dread and despair when voting in a winner-takes-all system. i do know that choosing the least lovely option now, when its 2 years out & hes still undeclared is a waste of time because there will be a million lovely choices and only two of them will even be candidates, and that's a long time to have a lovely choice in your pocket. can you run for sheriff in california? id lol if zuck ran for sheriff
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ScrubLeague posted:I mean sure the Bern dog gets my vote by default but I'm talking about a scenario where it's Cory Booker and Trump and Zuck why do you keep constructing weird scenarios where zuck comes out on top are you playing marry/kill/gently caress with yourself you insane person??
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quick vote: 1. poopy poop 2. pissy piss 2. zuck
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can i try snorting a line through my cut off flaccid dick?
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like the worst silly straw because its full of blood and floppy
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Dr. Killjoy posted:Re: Dick Suckerberg: Request for oral evidence
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:now i want to see zuck box uwe boll hell yea
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School Nickname posted:No way the NSA isn't paying for that poo poo loving lmao. the ruby code looks pretty legit (in that it could extract records of certain types from certain html files) my facebook data i just downloaded doesnt have anything interesting though... just my uploaded images, status messages, & message history (pretty much identical to the data i downloaded 2-3 years ago). then again i was never super active & i never had the facebook app running in the background code:
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I don't wanna. is there a highlight reel tho?
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quote:We have received legal threats, including from Facebook, but we are determined to continue publishing stories that raise important questions about the use of people’s data in political campaigns – from the US election to Brexit. lol
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/Geli_Tripping/status/979502600272990211 fuckerberg deleted the tweet
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