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MaxxBot posted:Pro: Zuck will institute UBI Zuck will abolish unis and make coding boot camp attendance mandatory in order to collect on UBI benefits
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Andrei Dorkovsky posted:zucks campaign lookin more sincere than clintons at least At least he actually visited rust belt states....
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Jun 25, 2017 16:47
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To cuck the zuck you would need to provide something he can't give his asian wife.
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Jun 28, 2017 02:01
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What would it take to cuck the Zuck?
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Jun 30, 2017 00:11
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FuriousxGeorge posted:https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2017/07/05/mark-zuckerberg-praises-universal-basic-income-on-alaska-trip/103447704/ lmao if you think Zuck isn't a another corporate agenda pushing oligarch.
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Jul 6, 2017 15:54
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Main Paineframe posted:lol at everyone who hoped this guy wasn't a conservative shithead, u have been disappointed Most techies tend to have libertarian weirdo political leanings. It's probably why tech companies practice such massive amounts of tax evasion.
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Jul 8, 2017 16:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM8l623AouM
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Jul 9, 2017 03:54
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The Zuck's voice makes me think of Pete Gregory from SV.
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Jul 9, 2017 04:09
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CSPAM: Nice job team!
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Jul 13, 2017 02:28
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MaxxBot posted:Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate. 
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Jul 13, 2017 23:37
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Taintrunner posted:oh look it's one of those politicians they grew out of vats in transmetropolitan The Zuck looks like a Randomly generated Eldar Scrolls character.
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Jul 18, 2017 22:11
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To cuck the Zuck you would have to bang a homely asian chick, what a sacrifice.
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Jul 21, 2017 21:38
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The Uncanny Zuck!
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Aug 10, 2017 21:44
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Best Giraffe posted:every time i see this it looks even creepier than the last it looks like a Mass Effect 3 animation
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Sep 3, 2017 05:27
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I doubt know why Zuck gives off a uncanny valley feeling/Bethesda game random character generator vibe.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:48
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A Buttery Pastry posted:There's literally zero evidence that he's not one of the machines Musk has warned us about. I liked it how bad dems worship Musk, probably makes sense given his history of Union busting policies especially at the Fremont sweatshop plant.
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Sep 3, 2017 15:46
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This movie was really good especially the SV bro.
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Sep 4, 2017 02:09
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Lawman 0 posted:This is the dumbest timeline You can't Cuck the Zuck.
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Oct 10, 2017 00:18
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Taintrunner posted:jesus loving christ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOEEpWAXgU
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Oct 10, 2017 00:29
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Main Paineframe posted:i can't wait for the 2020 campaign Zuck will virtually visit multiple dying rust belt towns
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Oct 11, 2017 21:45
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:didn't he also buy all of his neighbor's houses so that he could keep them empty He also paid people steal street parking spots in SF so his workers would have a reserved spot when they working on his mansion
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Oct 14, 2017 03:09
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Top City Homo posted:are you ready for the most incompetent fascist emoji led technocracy ever conceived? Imagine Emperor Zuck taking a virtual tour of his torture camps.
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Oct 15, 2017 14:42
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twoday posted:Walker, now 68, supports Zuckerburg, but falls into the latter camp. "I know some people are hugely excited by it, see it as symbolically an enormous step, but I don't happen to be among them," she said. "I just think it's a good next step. Certainly not a milestone like it was when Barack Obama was elected." lol
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Oct 15, 2017 15:25
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Main Paineframe posted:Zuckerberg says the state's cash handout program "provides some good lessons for the rest of the country." lol Zuck is basically another technocratic weirdo like Crooked Hillary.
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Oct 16, 2017 22:20
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Shear Modulus posted:does autism explain his ability to gently caress over his business partners and the winklevii so ruthlessly or is that just garden-variety psycopathy like the rest of the business elite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9hHDooAX4
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Oct 16, 2017 22:46
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Jeb!
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Oct 21, 2017 15:38
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Shear Modulus posted:silicon valley billionaires build gigantic shrines to the AI and are crushed to death as the load-bearing drywall collapses I hope that AI actually just end up making their tech bro creators broke and homeless.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:56
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In a Zuck Neo-Empire a Zuck hologram will claim prima noctis on your wife/GF
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Oct 22, 2017 02:17
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VectorSigma posted:i finally got around to playing gta v and i just blew up game zuck's head it was pretty neat lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeuNgw5mWPc
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Oct 23, 2017 01:23
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Jose posted:he's running I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary.
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Nov 12, 2017 15:29
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:he’s still too short to be president 
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Nov 12, 2017 17:18
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twoday posted:By the time he announces his run he will be able to blackmail half the country with nude photos Get Cucked by Zuck or he will upload nude photos of your SO to the internet. Please donate $20 to the Zuck campaign to avoid this. etalian has issued a correction as of 00:21 on Nov 13, 2017 |
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Nov 12, 2017 23:51
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alsothere posted:Zuck! With all the money and connections it's obvious that Zuck has the highest chance of winning the 2020 primary.
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Nov 13, 2017 00:30
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I want a Jeb-Zuck ticket Also would make sense since both guys engaged in bully behavior when they were in school
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Nov 16, 2017 00:50
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What will a Zuck presidency be like?
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Nov 18, 2017 21:54
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Telephones posted:I mean, Mark was pumped about the possibility of a five-thousand dollar viewfinder letting you connect with poor people. He needs to do some drugs. The Zuck VR tour of destroyed PR was pretty surreal
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Nov 19, 2017 17:52
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Shear Modulus posted:the weirdest thing is that a personal PR team arrived at a consensus that that was a good idea and not disgusting 
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Nov 20, 2017 01:00
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the two camera setup just kills me Someone needs to kidnap Zuck and do a Voight Kampff test
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I want a Zuck-Jeb! ticket, imagine guac analytics.
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