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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:It's still more than I'd like, but I'm around a 6 pack after work now, instead of an 18 pack or more. I am genuinely interested in the logistics of this: Did you go for a piss every 20mins, throughout the entire evening? Do you have a TV mounted above your cistern, so you can follow the plot? Do you have a bladder with a gallon capacity and spend a solid 10 minutes doing your impression of a firehose at the end of the night? Or do you simply wander around your yard for the entire evening, with your cock out, simultaneously drinking and leaving a trail of piss?
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Tomarse posted:I'm trying to build up a comprehensive toolbox that I can keep in the back of my Landrover or chuck in the car for long roadtrips. Zip ties Electrical tape Duct tape Wire coathanger (rehanging the exhaust) AA member card (both definitions Cigarette lighter Candles Chocolate/Kendal Mint Cake Condoms ... Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. InitialDave posted:- I see little additional value to the 3/8" drive kit if you have the 1/4" and 1/2" in there. That's a "nice to have" for me.
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Jul 3, 2017 23:00
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cakesmith handyman posted:Also that list is slightly better equipped than my whole garage, I know all the landy jokes but are they really that bad? Official 'old Landy toolkit' consists of the following: 5 spanners (non-contiguous sizing) Pair of pliers (rusty) Flathead screwdriver (slightly bent) Roll of black electrical tape. Anything other than that should be obtained by looking in the pockets of your wax jacket, or found rolling around in the back of the landy, covered in dog hair
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Jul 4, 2017 20:44
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InitialDave posted:Yeah, I'm jumping on the "Baby Driver is primo" train. Worth getting on bluray, or is it only good in cinemas? (I hate the cinema )
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Jul 4, 2017 23:10
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Cage posted:I like the concept of having a candy dish on my desk, but god drat if the morning people don't clean it out within a few hours of bringing stuff out. I've learned I'm passive aggressive nice. A client gave me a tub of sweets of an unknown brand. Mostly lemon or strawberry and other generic, nice stuff. He didn't tell me that there were some in there that were called 'dog fart' , 'seagull poo poo' and 'dead sheep'. Or that these names were incredibly descriptive.
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Jul 5, 2017 16:28
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InitialDave posted:Not insurmountable, but again, I basically can't be bothered when I'd rather be messing about with other stuff. Fixing a project car you don't care about is like dating a stripper with no boobs: without the excitement, it's not worth the hassle. InitialDave posted:Also, I'd probably get more money selling the Ka with the sickly engine and the Focus front cut (or parts thereof) separately. The prospective project was largely a product of getting the Ka and bits really cheap. 
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Jul 7, 2017 13:35
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BigPaddy posted:Top up the fluids and throw some saw dust in it like my old scum uncle used to. Note I have no idea if this works. You use sawdust to 'fix' noisy gearboxes
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Seminal Flu posted:Some realtor's assistant is getting loving fired. Thank christ there weren't any nudes.
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Jul 9, 2017 21:24
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I hate plumbing. This is under my kitchen sink:  I want to add an additional appliance drain for a dishwasher. Imagine my joy when I found the perfect bit of piping to add in:  All I have to do is replace that 'J' piping with the new one and I have my additional drain connector. Except...When I connect the horizontal connector, the vertical pipe is exactly 0.5" too long and won't fit under the existing vertical. 0.5" feckin' inches. I can't trim it down (flanged ends), so I am going to have to saw through the vertical waste pipe behind all that, hope that I get the cut straight and that I don't lose too much, then make up a whole new right angle piece to connect the existing waste with the new J piece. At least the solvent will make the experience a trippy one.
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Jul 9, 2017 21:43
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InitialDave posted:Ka sold, paid for and gone. InitialDave posted:Tee off the existing one? I don't really want to do that: it seems a horrible bodge and I can't help but think it will end up with my greasy dishwasher draining into my freshly laundered shirts. ...and i am already feeling guilty about splitting the water inlet using one of these:  rather than converting the existing single outlet into a double one with a T-piece and multiple valves. My conscience will only let me bodge so far...
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Jul 9, 2017 22:38
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rdb posted:Pictures of someones drivers license, adp pay stub, passport, personal photos, pretty much nothing to do with the house. And grandma dying in the hospital.
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Jul 9, 2017 23:28
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Wrar posted:AI Dads/Moms how nervous should I be since my wife is due any time now. Quick: go out for a nice meal in a nice restaurant and have a relaxing time. You won't be doing that again for the next 25 years, so enjoy your last chance.
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Jul 10, 2017 16:54
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IOwnCalculus posted:Honestly this wouldn't excite me much because Spectre was a mess. Shame because I loved Casino Royale, and enjoyed both Quantum of Solace and Skyfall. Whut?
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Jul 10, 2017 17:27
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cursedshitbox posted:Apartment lease signed. 11th floor. Views of the river and the district building. about twice as nice as the place in SF and 1/8 the price. Have you checked the cladding on the outside?
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Jul 12, 2017 13:19
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Over here they have to provide you with suitable chairs for health and safety reasons. If you're sat for any length of time at a desk you can kick off and get things that fit. I get free flu shots and invariably catch the common cold.
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Jul 13, 2017 23:46
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Enourmo posted:I smoked for about 5 years, quit 6 years ago. Only times I smoked during the quit era were bummed smokes on the two shittiest days I had at my last job (which I quit a month later in 2013), this is my first multi-pack relapse. Sleep more, change your job, listen to rock music - anything other than smoking which will make you anti-social, unhealthy and die early. Quit smoking and we can enjoy your company for longer.
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Jul 15, 2017 14:02
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:It would appear that I have fulfilled my evolutionary purpose in life Is that a 'I had sex' post?
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Jul 17, 2017 07:12
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Jul 17, 2017 21:10
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freelop posted:Something to lighten the mood: I love the idea of a bunch of AI'ers turning up in a quiet country village, spewing flames and wearing silver cake decoration. The villagers look on sad: 'it's probably the internet'
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InitialDave posted:And guys, I'm going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and assume you really are concerned with helping Rhyno avoid getting himself trapped by inadvertently saying things that would make his stalker's claims seem valid. But you should probably work on your delivery/tone, it comes across like a stereotypical cut and paste "educate yourself", rather than your primary concern being to help the actual victim of this scenario. You said what I was thinking more tactfully than I could put. JFC, the guy's legit afraid of being sexually assaulted, let's have a bit of support here. Rhyno, no-one should leave in fear of being attacked and you shouldn't put up with it. I would suggest that you keep a diary of all the events, so that if you have to explain it to someone, you have clear notes of what happened and when. It makes it easy to prove that there is pattern and not just paranoia or occasional coincidence. Witness are perfect if you can get them. Recordings can be good, but hard to obtain. Then, when you have a significant amount, show them to someone else and get them to give you an honest opinion of how strong a case you have. Then officially escalate it to law enforcement. It's not right and you should not be victimised.
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Jul 19, 2017 10:14
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cakesmith handyman posted:Hey isn't it funny when you find out someone you've had a major Shag them, then tell them that you are actually half <ethnic> Either you convert them, or you get a no-strings bonk.
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Jul 19, 2017 17:23
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pr0craztinazn posted:This is a joke I make sometimes and few end up seeing the humor. It's nice to know that others see this, too. I fart outside, just before getting in. Then I'd say "phew, thanks to Schindlers Lift, I've escaped the gas'
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Jul 20, 2017 23:04
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Copens are cool as gently caress, a massive hard folding roof on a kei car? Immense. I found one for sale in decent nick for about £1200 and I regret not buying it. I'd look so cool in one. Related, but I saw a Nissan Figaro for sale yesterday  They look they'd be a cute toy, but they go for silly money: that was was nearly £7k
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nm posted:Also, there is a massive sexist double standard for indecent exposure for men v. women. A woman can be running around naked, visibly exposing inner parts to kids, and she'll get a disturbing the peace charge with me barely having to work. Dude slightly exposes himself? Welcome to lifetime sex offender registry, population: you. Are you saying that there is a benefit to my having a tiny penis?
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Jul 23, 2017 15:10
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KakerMix posted:Forgive my ignorance but as a person living in the USA I constantly get reminded that Minis and Range Rovers are unreliable garbage considering the alternatives we have available. But everyone in Britain (maybe even Europe?) drives Minis and Range Rovers and don't seem to have any reputation for being garbage. We're so throughly broken that our standards are 'if it's not actively falling into a pile of rust in front of us, it;s better than we are used to'  But seriously, they are both the pinnacle of style before substance and are for people who want them for their image.
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Adiabatic posted:Oh got it so only idiot British folk drive Minis and Land Rovers. Land Rovers are driven by farmers and horsey people and: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNybnRkj-MY Range Rovers are driven exclusively by drug dealers and posh mums in the centre of London. They are never seen anywhere with mud. Ever.
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Jul 23, 2017 19:32
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KakerMix posted:Moon is better than The Martian in film form. eehhh...it's a close race Both are better than Gravity All three are much better than Interstellar (just skip them movie and repeat 'Murphhhh!!!' and 'Okra' a thousand times to get the same experience)
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Adiabatic posted:What the gently caress guy boobs are great get the gently caress out of here Not a phrase you tend to hear from ladies.
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CommieGIR posted:Boobs are great, but a woman with brains is better. It's not an either/or.
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Jul 24, 2017 16:56
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CommieGIR posted:Its a ranking, not an either or. If you can get both, perfect. If you have to choose one over the other, I'd say brains. So... boobs=engine and brains=tyres?
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Jul 24, 2017 17:03
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InitialDave posted:Yeah, yeah. Did you find that in a duckpond?
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Jul 24, 2017 18:43
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Leperflesh posted:I don't really do either, I just hope anyone who wants to talk about which specific male actors have the best balls feels comfortable doing so Wait, does anyone actually like balls to look at? They are basically spare elbow skin, made into a small coin bag. Regardless of your preferences, who can find them attractive?
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Jul 24, 2017 21:38
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Darchangel posted:Not sure about why boobs are so wondrous. Well, for the first few years of your life, that's where you get your food from, so I guess they continue to look big and tasty when you are an adult. Though for this analogy to work properly, I guess you'd have to get erections in a McDonald's.
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Jul 24, 2017 23:51
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scuz posted:Some other dude on roller skates kicked me into another dude and my ankle twisted such that part of it broke. Roller derby! Anything that has wheels, but no engine is bad for you. (hope you recover from it without too much pain: ankles can be a real bugger)
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cakesmith handyman posted:I needed the floor space in my garage yesterday so I tried to lift my pillar drill onto the bench. Wish I were that strong at your age.
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InitialDave posted:
The AI equivalent of a dead hooker in the trunk
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