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Best Match Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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bartok posted:

This PPV is dedicated to the memory of Snooty who was the world's oldest known manatee in captivity.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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bartok posted:

if it's any consolation he died a day after his 69th birthday

Nice. Congrats, Snooty.


Also, this Kanellis gimmick is loving trash and I hope they kill it soon.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Why are they actually letting him sing tho?

Because he has a good voice and it adds to his gimmick.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I can't wait for that stupid terrible Punani Prison match.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Flag matches and Punjabi Prison matches are two of the most hilariously bad gimmicks in wrestling, and both of those matches should be more entertaining because of that.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. The heels urging people to do the US! O! call and response and it actually works very well.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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this match is p cool

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This should have been the main event.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Corbin's entrance graphics are so cool.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. Nak's triumphant theme playing as the camera zooms in on him rolling around with his nuts in pain was pretty amazing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Jerusalem posted:

I hope Corbin tries to cash in and Nakamura ruins it for him.

By running up and kicking Corbin in the nuts.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

The first cash-in ever was after an Elimination Chamber, ffs. All they have to do is raise the prison first, and bang.

Why do they have to bang?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Landstander posted:

A person with your username/avatar should not have to ask this.

True. DDP 3:16 says Always Bang!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I love the hilarious collection of women's entrance themes.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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dromal phrenia posted:

i am tamina doing zero poses or crowd interaction or anything at all

her :geno: gimmick is oddly amusing

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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So Lana's winning with Tamina's help, then, huh?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I'm glad the crowd is equally confused by this.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Haha. This is an elimination match?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Haha. This is an elimination match?

Oh, that hashtag is right there on the screen. How long is this match going to go? Just four eliminations in rapid succession?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Oh, that hashtag is right there on the screen. How long is this match going to go? Just four eliminations in rapid succession?

I guess so.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I love how the SD woman are booked around Total Divas

I personally do not enjoy this.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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dromal phrenia posted:

at the moment

ladies can have dicks too though its 2017

Ladies have dicks too, c'mon brush your shoulders off.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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fart blood posted:

STOP IGNORING MY HATE AAAAAAAA I HATE YOU PSP

Calm down, friend.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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a new study bible! posted:

When's the last time AJ actually completed a Styles Clash?

He almost murdered Ellsworth on the steel steps.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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fart blood posted:

I love cream pies latinas yeah hot latinas gently caress you PSP I dare you to ban me pussies yeah ducking pussies you don't have the balls pussy (I love you JRU you're good people gently caress tou samuraifooch)

i like latinas but i'm more into apple pies myself

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Free Agent John Cena

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I'm surprised I've never seen tweets of people mad at the international announcers for not speaking English during those segments.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Testekill posted:

So do I masturbate over America now or do I wait for the main event?

The Sami/Kannelis match is happening after this so you should have some time to reload.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This is already terrible. This is the worst gimmick.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Bill Goldberg posted:

this ppv has been very bad and this is bad

remember that tag title match? that was awesome, at least.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Le Saboteur posted:

I bet the American flag will not be allowed to hit the ground in this match.

WRONG!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Hahaha. Rusev hit Cena with the flag stand and then just put it back!!!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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That match has to be worthy of a DUD rating, based on its pure idiocy and the utter waste of the talent involved.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Mike Kannellis loving sucks and I hate their stupid gimmick. Just have Maria in the women's division if you want her on the roster.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Yeah definitely put noted ring technician Maria somewhere she has to wrestle instead of stand around and occasionally talk.

Haha. Do you see what the alternative is?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Aphrodite posted:

That was better than any Shinsuke main roster match.

As lovely as Shinsuke has been, this is absolutely not true.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

His point still stands

not really, no. even if Maria was doing bad matches, at least she'd be on the screen instead of her completely worthless husband.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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is that HBK movie different from that other one he was promoting before? i wasn't really paying attention.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol you can't see poo poo

welcome to the magic of the Punjabi Prison match

now imagine you had like fifth row tickets that you paid $200 bucks for

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Is that a Maharajah chant? I loving hate smarks.

People enjoy THE MAHARAJA!!! Deal with it, nerd.

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