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TetsuoTW posted:Except it was also about him being a piece of poo poo personally, in the dumbest way: yeah, you're correct. still, getting beat up because you're an rear end in a top hat about leaves and sticks is pretty lol
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rick perry's ranch being called the n-wordhead ranch and him not seeing it as any sort of issue. also, of course trump would pick him for his cabinet lol
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the trump campaign stiffing those singing and dancing girls who opened up a rally for him
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that article about the guy who did like $10k worth of work for him having to sue him after getting stiffed, spending years fighting it in court, and then voting for him anyway lol I dont recall that. ill have to do some googling
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THS posted:it’s frankly amazing what you can get away with not teaching and still award people 4 year degrees i have a poly sci degree because I planned on going to grad school and wanted an ok background for law school if I wanted. they didnt teach me poo poo. thankfully I didnt have to pay for the degree. the only thing it has done is I can check off the "has a 4 year degree" box on job apps
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Filthy Hans posted:I love that lobster it is an undead lobster! they aren't that color except after getting cooked
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i just realized that the "muslim ban" is still a thing. that poo poo isnt funny, but I laughed at the prospect of an aussie travel ban to the us until we "can figure out what is going on."
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System Metternich posted:In 1999, George W. Bush called "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" his favourite childhood book and claimed it influenced him a lot growing up. lol
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Waterbed Wendy posted:reporter, after just getting told he sucks poo poo: "alright, fair enough" yeah, that was real good. "alright, I am a poopy-butt weiner head, but what about..."
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oh yeah, the "resistance inside the White House" column in the times lmao
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Rocks posted:carly fiorina ted cruz's wife being awkwardly and lightly pummeled about the face during the prez/vp announcement
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i havent seen any of the daily show since they left hulu and lmao thanks for the weekly (or so) reminder that noah is essentially a real piece of poo poo, or doesn't mind being the mouthpiece for pieces of poo poo
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tinstaach posted:Jeb! said his mom lol i just finished listening to pink floyd's "the final cut" and "fletcher memorial home" is pretty drat cspam as it says put thatcher, reagan, haig, etc in a home where they can watch themselves on TV until they're all rounded up and then they can be executed. but Ben saying thatcher is a funny political thing i didnt know and hope to not forget
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Apr 24, 2019 21:25
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AgentF posted:"The police are dividing our neighbourhood"? lmao
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Apr 29, 2019 23:26
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oh, i had to explain to my wife what pizzagate is and what jeffry epstein and acosta got up to back in the day lol. that was a fun 10 minutes i got to spend yesterday telling my very normal lib wife about a chud with a gun being on the right page but way off the mark
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Apr 29, 2019 23:28
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Tunicate posted:Yeah dude may have been crazy but someone who hears that children are being abused and actually does something has a lot more integrity than someone who just shitposts about it. he was armed, he did fire his gun, but he really, really, really believed there was a rape dungeon. he scared and scarred some folks absolutely and i dont know if a lawyer can advocate for jury nullification themselves, but the dude is a moron, but a moron with a heart of gold
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Rex-Goliath posted:if you're so dumb that random internet rumors drives you to firing an assault rifle in a crowded restaurant you're clearly too dangerous to be in public hth probably, but I've lived my entire life in nh and ia and there are like 6 million people who live there. if you havent shot a gun in a pizzeria, you cant take part in the process. sorry
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steinrokkan posted:Can you really blame a honest man for wanting to expose the rape dungeons where Jews perform their blood libel sacrifices and torture-harvest organs that give them powers of world domination? Who can judge a man whose heart is of such pure innocent and selfless persuasion? I'm not romanticizing him at all. I'm taking into account his motive
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May 2, 2019 17:22
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steinrokkan posted:None of the Qanons / Pizagaters care about kids. They care about showing that libs are Judeobolshevik subhumans, and child abuse is just the obvious way to do that. huh, my bad. I didnt know that about the group. I thought they were just "regular" flavors of insane and the guy was thinking "someone needs to save those kids"
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May 2, 2019 20:52
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StashAugustine posted:Someone check the basement in mar-a-lago someone ask that chinese lady what she found also, lol that a chinese spy was able to just wander around
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royalty is some funny politics poo poo i just remembered
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holy poo poo, marco rubio went full forrest macneil during 2016? the little person review might be the hardest i laughed at that show
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quote:I wonder if Warren has even seen the show. Dany is an outright lie and not at all somebody to be looked at as a political role model. The Unsullied are too stupid to do anything but fight, Dany deceives these men by giving an illusion of choice. What would the Unsullied do as free men? Get small business loans and open their own blacksmith shops? Dany murders the Dothraki leaders and not a single member of the horde even asks how the fire started. Dany says she wants to break the wheel but never explains any sort of plan as to what that means. Tyrion asks Dany about an heir or what will happen in the future and Dany just blows him off. Dany learns the army of the dead is real and does NOT agree to fight them until Jon Snow agrees to bend the knee and make her Queen. Also never at any point in the show are their any descriptions of how terrible the people are treated or doing under Lannister rule. Why would Westeros want another war to overthrow the crown? Savages from another continent show up and all of a sudden the Mad Queen's daughter is some demi god? Get real. Dany isn't poo poo and Warren isn't either.
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StashAugustine posted:Did he actually cheat on tipper or was that just a rumor? i remembered it involved a masseuse or something so I googled that and it turns out he is a sex pest and probably would have been me too'd if that was a thing 10 years ago https://slate.com/human-interest/2010/07/why-the-masseuse-s-story-about-al-gore-rings-true.html
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May 21, 2019 21:07
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Syncopated posted:Modern pentathlon is a hot contender for the most bougie sport imo. the Olympics briefly got rid of wrestling, which might be the most egalitarian and meritorious sport there is (you dont need poo poo but someone to wrestle to get good) for it back in 2012 or something. Cubans, Iranians, and former Soviet countries all kick rear end at wrestling
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For my own edification, I googled "nude pro wrestling" and there was an org that ran from 2004-2009. i got y'all covered
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Maxwells Demon posted:________/ lmao
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May 22, 2019 20:52
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Donald Trump trying to hold hands with his wife and public and she coldly slapped his hand away
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May 22, 2019 21:43
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StashAugustine posted:Pinochet had an expat blown up with a car bomb that also killed an American citizen and no one cared that reminds me that a car bomb turned luis blanco into the first Spanish astronaut lol
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lol reminds me of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets people paid $10 for or whatever to virtue signal that you luv are troops
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george w Bush eating uncooked seed corn raw off the cob because he is an idiot
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dirty lousy tramp posted:nothing will ever beat aussie prime minister tony abbott eating a raw onion with the skin (or whatever you call the flaky things that covers it) still on if I were to make a rebuttal of sorts to the stuff humankind put on the Voyager spacecraft showing the good and smart side of humanity, Tony abbot taking a bite of a whole onion would likely be on it. Moist von Lipwig posted:wrestling is objectively one of the best olympic sports and americans should share collective shame over rulon gardner yeah, gardner dethroning karelin was some poo poo. karelin lifting a dude on a poster was hung in many a wrestling room even in iowa where i learned the sport. I wonder what gardner got up to since he almost died some years ago in the wilderness uber_stoat posted:haha, how did I forget this one. Michelle bachman eating a corn dog is another good one. I'm phone posting or I'd add it
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lee atwater's explanation of the southern strategy on tape and the fact that a ton of Americans still buy into the bullshit leading to trump
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May 27, 2019 22:00
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cosby and piers?  i guess even saints aren't free of sin
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May 28, 2019 19:45
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Algund Eenboom posted:Anti-imperialist candidate for president of the united states mike gravel 1) was a member of the army counterintelligence corps and ratted on communists to the US government 2) would vote for senators' bills if they let him have sex with their interns lol holy moly that's news to me
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May 31, 2019 23:54
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tinstaach posted:Charlie Kirk admonishing "the left" for not recognizing some California Republican as the first Asian-American woman to be elected to Congress lol I missed that but it sounds super on brand
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:lolling from the future at trumps cadaver synod of John mccain lol he's gonna sentence him to be buried aboard the uss john mccain, which will be scuttled into the marianas trench after target practice, isnt he? if not, someone tell him he had this idea and it was a good one
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