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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Animal-Mother posted:

Someone make Louis CK Doom. Instead of guns you've got your hand on your... you know where this is going.

Hey guys have you noticed that Louis CK Guy on the cover of Louis CK Doom isn't cranking it with both hands, it's actually a demon on his right jizzing!!!?!?!?

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Homeless Friend posted:

the creator of the segway drove off a cliff

In a custom Segway specially ruggedized so you could drive off-road over cliffs easier.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Is his name really "Heil" lmao?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

One More Fat Nerd posted:

What the hell about planes makes people weirdly horny? Like, i have never been anything but some variety of annoyed or unconcious during a flight.

Sadly that won't stop a Biden staffer from giving you a handjob :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

Tony Blair cucked Rupert Murdoch and Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's dad

I had forgotten about nipplegate.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mooyashi posted:

one guy fled to thailand and said "good luck with the US becoming a developing country" and I think about his posts often

It's funny because it's a devolving, not a developing country :mmmhmm:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

paul_soccer12 posted:

brett ratner is a pedophile btw

Seriouspost: I can't imagine anyone with the first name Brett not being one.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MonsieurChoc posted:

You guys have never heard of HVC SUNC DRAGONES, the libertarian transhumanist furry rpg.

It’s bad.

Is that an attempt at writing hic sunt?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chopstick Dystopia posted:

The Local Milk People

The who now?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Well, was he there?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I know no-one asked me but that hair-do does absolutely nothing for Jeb.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Inhumanoids

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rideANDxORdie posted:

we tortured some folks

But enough about you're posts.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"What if Steve Ditko was a goon".jpg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Mike Ditka, and he is a goon

Who's Mike Ditka?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

former QB for the Detroit Lions

IDGI is he a liberal :confused:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


More like Pilkington with hair.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

That time France committed an act of terrorism against Greenpeace and killed a guy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bedpan posted:

blew up a ship in NZ or something like that?

I guess they committed an act of terrorism against New Zealand, technically.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This just happened so sue me: The Right-Wing Extra-Bougie Party of Finland* had to boot out a councilwoman because the public broadcasting company revealed she's an operative for the Communist Party of China. They can't boot her out of the council, of course.

*) At least I'm fairly certain that's the official English-language name.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Plank Walker posted:

need a lung one for trump's dow jones' profits

Seriouspost: Trump is literally too stupid to make a profit on PROFIT MAGING MAGINE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm not saying Steve Bannon disposed of a corpse by melting it down to slag in the hot tub and running it down the drain, but he definitely did it

Looking at his face (don't do it) I think he just bathed in it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Accident Underwater posted:

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Also known as Two-Dee Megadoodoo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

“Kissinger gave Carrero a piece of the moon, while ETA paid his trip to it,”

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mooyashi posted:

JC was the most ethical president ever change my mind

Yet they absolutely crucified the guy :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Islam and liberalism helping get back Western civilization from the thieving USA? Quite a take but plausible I suppose.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

When Trump started the dissolution of the Union with his Twits.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr. Kurtz posted:

Just remembered that time like three years ago the Kent State gun girl went undercover to record students and when she revealed who she actually was folks still didn't recognize her.

Was her disguise a diaper?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MikeCrotch posted:

The last Chancellor if the Exchequer was Sajid Javid, who asked people to call him "The Saj" and tried to woo his wife by reading her Ayn Rand

He also got shitcanned by Boris recently

Bum the Saj

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the dominant cultural depiction of the middle east before 9/11 was aladdin

But Aladdin was actually set in Doki Doki China!!!
:goonsay:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DoubleDonut posted:

bill o'reilly told a producer he wanted to rub a falafel on her pussy because he couldn't remember the word for loofah

He's the guy running for president on the DNC ticket, right?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

taqueso posted:

two things he would clearly lose to most people

He thinks doing push-ups involves a finger and a woman.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Animal-Mother posted:

That week and a half where it looked like Bernie could win. :smith:

I always wondered if people in coma had dreams.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Joe Biden is the normal-sized rapist, Donald Trump is the meat quarry rapist. I hope this helps!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

And having a lot doesn't always mean you're good at it. Take me, for example, please!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

just remembered the time when the Olympic swimming teams were getting chemical burns and infections from swimming in the Rio water

also literally everything about Sochi, but especially the roving packs of dogs that took over after the Olympic village was abandoned

Load-bearing tarp.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

more falafel please posted:

my ex's sister went to beijing during the 2008 olympics, fell into an open manhole, and died, and it wasn't reported for over a week because Olympics. manhole cover theft was apparently a huge problem because of the price of scrap iron

drat. I stepped on a loose cover in China but only my leg would fit. (No I wasn't that fat, it just was a non-man hole.) Some guy in a uniform ran over to yell at me while I was trying to extricate myself.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and it solved police brutality to black people forever

"I get a free beer? Let's go hunting, boys!"

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