Terror Sweat posted:

I like him a lot more than Justin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

paul ryan's favorite band hates him

Ron Jeremy posted:

Bro Dad posted:

Africa would have been subjected to a bloodbath of proportions unseen in history if the white man hadn't destroyed their culture first.

Examples I point to are as follows -

The Zulu nation was happily destroying not only all of it's neighbors, but many of their own people as the leadership happened to be certifiably insane. Shaka for example had a small penis (actually historically accurate) and killed thousands of people because of it. The zulu empire was actually not the bad one as the Matabele under Mzilikali after his loss to the zulu, took his tribe and conducted a scorched earth campaign across the lower section of africa destroying all in his path.

Lets not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqawuse who said she saw visions that if everybody killed off their cattle and burned their fields the dead spirits of their ancestors would grant not only tenfold cattle in return, but destruction of the new white Anglo/Boer civilization in the southern cape. Needless to say after they slaughtered and burned everything no ancestors were forthcoming and 25 thousand of the Xhosa tribe died.
The tribes of africa were largely barbaric and vicious groups of people who really only understood killing for the most part. There were exceptions to the rule as there always are, the hottentots, and various smaller tribes, but for the most part african culture was set up to destroy other cultures to begin with.

I'm not going to say that they are better off having been colonized by the europeans, but the alternative was pretty vicious as well.

Terror Sweat posted:

Just lmao if you haven't memorized the tale of the laughable xhosa girl

Pick posted:

similarly,


this really happened.

So did this.

zegermans posted:

I liked the part where she murdered the poo poo out of some slaveowners. Not so much were she compromised with the remaining slave holders later, instead of continuing to murder them.

Gum posted:

trump somehow having the sketchiest doctor to ever live

du -hast posted:

If anyone is wondering, means "Yes it's true we have been beaten - and by what - beaten by money and the 'ethnic' vote" is the translation.

This was a speech given after the 1995 referendum for Quebec independence. Also it is alleged that Jacques Parizeau is extremely drunk when he got up there and said this, though for me its hard to tell because Quebecois French sounds like you're drunk anyway.

Vanilla Ice posted:

I just remembered when forum member Martin Random somehow managed to convince the internet he had the inside scoop on the Bush White House and posted a bunch of insane insider stories. A true precursor to the rogue twitter accounts of today.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/4/11/201507/-

Some choice quotes:

Dick Cheney has chronic gum problems and his breath smells like poo poo as a result. He is also a CLOSE TALKER. He keeps a small bottle of diluted hydrogen peroxide which he rinses with every hour on the hour, and he swallows it instead of spitting. He also picks his nose vigorously (violently) and hums loudly and tunelessly to himself while taking shits.

Donald Rumsfeld needs to wear iced underwear because of some medical condition, and he has his secret service detail hold his spares. He was recently getting uncontrollable long-term erections and had to change up his medical treatments. The underwear and the erections is why he uses a standing desk, not because he is some super-man. He also wears nylon stockings, not because he's gay, but to control some vascular problem with his legs which causes him intense pain.

Tom Ridge brushes his teeth like 3 times per day religiously, but he can't stand looking at someone brushing their teeth. He contorts as in agony, as if he is actually experiencing pain. He can't watch himself brush his teeth, and even describing the process of brushing teeth drives him up a wall.

If you joke around near Rumsfeld, he will stare at you intensely as if you just killed his mother for about 10 seconds, which will be unnerving because you think you've offended him, then he will begin to laugh a little bit, a bit more, until he is in hysterics. He has a chest condition called Pleurisy that causes this; breathing deeply is painful to him as is laughing with gusto, so he tries very hard to control himself before losing it. It really unnerves people who are trying to be sociable. This is the reason for his creepy shallow laugh in public.

Finicums Wake posted:

freedom fries

Finicums Wake posted:

idk whether this or the florida republican candidate who was really into larping vampire the masquerade is more embarrassing

Former DILF posted:

idk what game you played because in all the vtm games i played the prince ruled his city with a maille gauntlet in a velvet glove

Dreddout posted:

The camarilla are kinda like the Dems in the sense that they both are parasitic, corrupt and stagnant institutions but their major opposition groups, the Sabbat and Republicans, are blackpilled lunatics

Anarchs are the DSA

Peanut President posted:

you gotta give me more man!

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

that time Obama brought up the Crusades as an example of ill deeds committed in the name of Christ, reminding us that wickedness can be done under any religion, then the Christian right flipped the gently caress out

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...m=.c9448e95853b

"“Obama’s ignorance is astounding and his comparison is pernicious. The Crusades were a defensive Christian reaction against Muslim madmen of the Middle Ages.” - Catholic League leader

Former DILF posted:

witches trying to curse anything in america is pretty funny, the whole goddamn thing is built over an indian burial ground lmao

MikeCrotch posted:

The guy who caught the Unabomber ended up regretting it because of what a shitshow the trial was

Crazycryodude posted:

"unwitting"