tmesis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP9eiWuX3s

exmarx posted:

GalacticAcid posted:

zegermans posted:

Glenn Beck went from the most influential right wing pundit to a guy who is so unpopular he had to make his own sirius/xm channel because he got booted off of the conservative one

Regular Nintendo posted:

this piece of poo poo died like a week ago lol

http://obituaries.gainesvilleregister.com/story/patricia-crawford-peale-1937-2017-971081781

good riddance

quote:

Her love for the Republican Party began in the 80's. Over the years she was proud to have chaired a luncheon for Barbara Bush, chosen to be a delegate to multiple national conventions, counted chads, worked on multiple strike forces across the country, and helped elect many Texas Republicans including Governor Greg Abbott, Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison and President George W Bush. Patricia's accomplishments and awards were many. While governor, George Bush appointed her to the TX State Banking Board and the Red River Boundary Commission. Pat Peale's love for politics will live on forever.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Imagine someone you know just being like "gently caress it, I'm a Mormon now". What would you even say? That one's not in my playbook.

Regular Nintendo posted:

no worse than liberty cabbage (google it)

america has been insane before us and it will be after us

Andorra posted:

You know I always wondered what people compared things they disliked to before Hitler was around

zegermans posted:

Cromwell

Jeb! Repetition posted:

This is actually heartbreaking to me and not funny, but near the end of Jeb's campaign when he stopped wearing his glasses. Behind the scenes stuff showed his staff had been trying to get him to take them off for a year, but he always refused. They were the one way he'd always stay true to himself, the one thing he'd never compromise on, the one piece of dignity he'd have even if he lost. But then he gave in. This one desperate, last-ditch thing when his campaign was basically already over. It was nothing but a sign of how badly he'd been defeated.

Kinda reminds me of Newt Gingrich giving up his environmentalism in 2012.

GalacticAcid posted:

lol good article on that saga here, I'm not exaggerating.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that song is about ugly chicks in the club

Jeb! Repetition posted:

The lyrics make it seem more like it's about thirsty wild guys.

exmarx posted:

found it

GalacticAcid posted:

Whither the respectable Republican Party of yore? Whither Jesse Helms, and whither Trent Lott? In the age of Trump, they are a civilization gone, gone with the wind

frankenfreak posted:

Hilario Baldness posted:

Which she does like dude from Newsroom so that she has credibility in the eyes of the viewers when she calls Republicans idiots and worships gentrified Democrats

Judas Newscastering

GalacticAcid posted:

so good, i remember my little league teammate's dad solemnly folding up a $20 to demonstrate this lmao

Ron Jeremy posted:

she read your posts, so would not be wrong.

Fluoride Jones posted:

Gorka drew up a plan to partition Libya on a napkin

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah I was gonna say, Cruz clapping for his own ownage was important.

tinstaach posted:

Friend Ben said his mom

GalacticAcid posted:

The original Tea Party protests when grown men wore breeches and wigs

GalacticAcid posted:

stop arzying

GalacticAcid posted:

Known fact.

Pick posted:

he totes would

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Remember when Hillary said universal healthcare wouldn't solve racism

zegermans posted:

huh, TIL. I always thought they got them together


how the gently caress did they justify murdering a 16 year old with a drone

zegermans posted:

well yeah but I dunno intentionally targeting and blowing up a minor for the sins of his (already dead) father seems a bit beyond what we normally just accept because Are Troops but maybe I;'m dumb.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

saint nicholas was from what is now turkey

frankenfreak posted:

People (probably including Christie) thought he'd just secured a post in Trump's cabinet right there and then, but it ended up with

Mr. Flunchy posted:

He looked pretty loving dumb when cows brains were melting down soon after.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

https://twitter.com/walshfreedom/status/829163025777250305

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

why are all these Gorilla Minds obsessed with semen

hackbunny posted:

Christ, he's real?

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

a summary of the career of hillary rodham clinton

MikeCrotch posted:

An Australian PM drowned in the sea and so they built a swimming pool in his honour

Roosevelt posted:

there were so many republican presidential candidates in 2016 that they had a second kids table debate for the losers that were the farthest behind in the polls

GalacticAcid posted:

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough loving ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been loving UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so loving AWKWARD and so loving BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to loving find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying gently caress, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying gently caress, about how much you loving love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the loving year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I loving repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not loving possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE loving NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE loving SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE loving SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people loving retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE gently caress WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a gently caress if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do loving NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID loving rear end HATS, IT loving DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW loving WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN loving UP AT SOBER loving EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being loving WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not loving funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. loving. Team. ARE YOU loving STUPID?!! I don't give a poo poo about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU loving BLIND? Or are you just so loving dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE loving LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR loving MATCHUP. I will loving oval office punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a gently caress if you SOR me, I WILL loving ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird poo poo that does weird poo poo during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not loving kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not loving awkward than 80 that are loving faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't loving show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to loving God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a gently caress. Go gently caress yourself.