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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Cant wait for Scheer to nullify my gay marriage because Trudeau pulled a Hillary and worked as hard as he could to become completely loving unelectable

E: whoops forgot what thread this was, here's a scene that greeted me at 3am while working as a housekeeper at a hospital in one of the rarely used sections of the building

Danaru fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Sep 19, 2019

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 04:47

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 12:10

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

https://twitter.com/brainexploderrr/status/1178802877193691137?s=19

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 02:52

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/ktivnews/status/1184562161345011715?s=19

Doesnt get much more cursed than this.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 23:51

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

codo27 posted:

I thought I could gaze upon the curse and maintain my humanity. But slowly the curse has begun to take root in my very soul.

I'd not known about the john k revelation and since reading about it after seeing it here, I cant get out of my head that line in an article in which he is said to have told the young girl to repeat back to him "john's dick slides in my puzzy" (because thats how he pronounces it). And now I'm asexual

What

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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 12:36

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

bradzilla posted:

Oh hey! Someone left cherry cider packets in the breakroom for anyone to have. Umm, that box looks a little old...

A clipoff coupon? Haven't seen one of those on a product in a longass time...

What's that? That doesn't say 2001 does it?

....

Krusteaz nuts :krust:

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 21:39

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GC82LYm.gifv

Eating a probe to say hey what the gently caress happened here

E: wait I do have something

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 04:47

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

codo27 posted:

I....hate the winter. I hate the snow. I hate all of it. But all my friends cant wait for it so they can gently caress off on their skidoos and such, meanwhile every year someone is killed doing stupid poo poo on them like trying to drive over loving barely frozen ponds.

Luckily, despite this record setting storm, the loving state of emergency and all, we didn't get hit too bad. The drifting make it such that some were affected much worse than others.

Finished. Note you can see my neighbors cars in the first pic. The one on the right was completely buried after the storm.

This was the other night...before we got another 76cm on top of this

Again, before the storm

However.... at least the whole island isn't on fire, right?

drat dude, I assume you're from Newfoundland, I'm in Nova Scotia and I swear every storm that just glances off us nails you guys dead on

Additional curse:

https://twitter.com/OriginalYoni/status/1218913793457250304?s=19

# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 00:43

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I see absolutely no curse there, only bless

I want this but unironically

Tax:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 00:30

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

The Bloop posted:

You claiming to know so much about this may not be the tactical own on HER that you seem to think it is

Pretending mock threads dont exist on SA has always been the weirdest flex, but doing it to defend the honour of an actual child porn distributor is :chloe:

Tax:

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 14:36

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

sticksy posted:

Horrifying.

Someone pointed out in another thread that these are really blatantly repurposed Scrubs funkos and my soul nearly died.

Sorry, cant find an image, I'll eat the sixer

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# ¿ May 24, 2020 16:45

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

There can be absolutely no crossover via the Pacific ocean

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 20:01

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

codo27 posted:

https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1277416261849247744?s=19

Honestly, I'd eat it

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 04:07

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 16:49

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Hardon Crime posted:

its up the cats rear end in a top hat

I despise you for this

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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 14:24

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

BombermanX posted:

Oregon health official dresses as a clown to announce Covid-19 death toll
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8892311/Oregon-health-official-dresses-CLOWN-announce-Covid-19-d.html

But Doctor

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# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 14:47

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Someone saying "it's not sexual" un/barely prompted is an easy way to tell something is 100% sexual

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# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 04:28

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/mexieYT/status/1348004702085128199

Of course Elon Musk would play Red Faction and manage to get the wrong takeaway

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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 06:21

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/albertoutspoken/status/1354508917263331329?s=19

If it was Jason I'd understand bailing, but a whole train full of people and not one person was willing to stomp loving Chucky?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 16:08

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

https://twitter.com/Dreamworks/status/1375583346961625095

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 23:00

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

amogus

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 03:13

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

50s girl groupon posted:

she just.. looks like a person

The best part about this is the "fan made" one was made by someone clearly making fun of people exactly like the guy who made the tweet. I cant believe I'm recommending reading the reddit comments but god drat

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 15:45

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Solvent posted:

Professor nothing
This is not about one man
This is about you

“the world was already [young | sick | lost] when we came to it we were busy looking [for | at | through] god went to the dance and brought our new [shoes | father | flask] borrowed a [shirt | religion | mask] & sat in the bleachers [music | oil | trash] filled our rivers stayed up for the after [party | life | math] the forests were [protected | sold | ash] wrote [letters | checks | ads] against corruption blamed [science | systems | depression] for our cities when the [oceans | fires | droughts] came when the [rains | bomb | flu] came when the [weather | weather | weather] came we [weathered | welcomed | watered] it we were [prepared | shocked | responsible] please for one line look nowhere else who made our [life | language | living] here whoever eats [rivers | ash | lambs] will return each time we turn our mouths to [sob | scream | song] children are blameless as they become [gone | ghosts | gods]”

I would have never even noticed I was probated for being so bothered while I was taking a poo poo if I hadn’t logged in to log off. I think something awful is not the right place for me, I wish you accursed ones farewell, as this has been my favorite thread for years. Accursed poetry has always been a favorite as well.

Good luck and remember as we all ignore each other that an ocean is a multitude of drops.

Godspeed my bother.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 20:53

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 12:10

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

?SOS

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 04:05

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