Guy Goodbody posted:

any of you guys watching Kamen Rider Build?

Jose posted:

powerball is currently being pro-nazi on the taylor swift account in gbs

redneck nazgul posted:

well, that's a better way to find desperate boys on the internets

i'm happy for her

Lastgirl posted:

b a c c h u s w a v e

trumpily gluggin beer because it looks like piss

Al! posted:

In his excellent liner notes, Lou asserts that he and the other speedfreaks did not start World Wars I, II, "or the Bay of Pigs, for that matter." And he's right. If everybody took amphetamines, all the time, everybody would understand each other. Either that or never listen or bother with the other son of a bitch, because they'd all be too busy spending three days drawing psychedelic lines around a piece of steno paper until it's totally black, writing eighty-page letters about meaningless occurrences to their mothers, or creating MMM. There would be no more wars, and peace and harmony would reign. Just imagine Gerald Ford on speed- he might manifest some glimmer of personality. Or Ronald Reagan- a blood vessel in his snapping-turtle lips would immediately burst, perhaps ridding us of that cocksucker. As is well known by now, JFK enjoyed regular injections of Meth and vitamins from happy croakers. 'Nuff said. Hey may not have actually accomplished anything (except the Bay of Pigs- wait a minute, Lou hasn't been doing his homework), but he had style and a winning smile.

Lastgirl posted:

so is reading every post in the the trump thread~


i remember that

i used to read a bit of allmusic after ing over pitchfork but theres critics and theres critiques

gently caress critics imo

Zyla posted:

i still think radiohead is the singular most overrated band of all time

Captain_Maclaine posted:

My first job after college I worked with a married couple who both thought Dave Matthews was the greatest songwriter of our generation, had used that exact song as the first dance at their wedding, and were never slow to expound on either of those things. I quit after about four months.

Lastgirl posted:

yup

not surprised Trump is going to ream McConnell very soon

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/913096303676198912

mormonpartyboat posted:

wall of archimedes gonna burn his rear end outta the sky

ShutteredIn posted:

Donald jr. killed a canadian hobo and is wearing his skin like a suit

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/913188607149604864

America the Beautiful, or so you used to be,
Land of the Pilgrims' pride, I'm glad they're not here to see,
Babies piled in dumpsters, abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty, your house is on the sand.

Your children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine,
Choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain.
From sea to shining sea this Nation has turned away,
From the teaching of God's Law, and a need to always pray.

So many worldly pastors telling lies about our Rock,
Saying God is going broke so they can fleece the flock.
We've kept God in our temples, how foolish we have grown,
When all the earth is but His footstool, and Heaven is His throne.

We've voted in governments that are rotting to the core,
Appointing Godless judges who throw reason out the door.
Too soft to put a killer in a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill that child before he leaves the womb.

You think that God's not angry, that our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will it be before His judgment comes?
And how can we face our God, from Whom we cannot hide?
What is left for us to do, but stem this evil tide!

For if we who are His children, will humbly turn and pray,
If we seek His holy face, and mend our evil way,
Then God will hear from Heaven and forgive us of our sins.
He'll heal our sickly land and those who live within.

But, America the beautiful, if you don't then you will see,
A sad but Holy God withdraw His hand from Thee.

the black husserl posted:

there is a crucial misconception in this thread i NEED to correct

the piss tape is real. but there is no guarantee whatsoever that the piss tape will ever be streamed. or that it is even in any condition to be streamed.

here is what is true: there is zero doubt under heaven that donald j. trump paid a pair of russian sex workers to piss on a bed he thought president obama slept in, and that putin recorded the act in questions. facts. any expectations about a nationwide streaming party are sadly just fantasy ~

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

it aint yet which leaves me unable to rule out the possibility of a hardware, software, or (most likely) a human error somewhere along the way has rendered the tape unviewable

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

twitter was a mistake

HycoCam posted:

Did the same thing first time I got pulled over. Man was that cop upset with me. Yelled at me to get back to my car and when I came up my hands had better either be on the steering wheel or hanging out the window. He did explain to me why I didn't want to run up to the car. And also explained he had to run the plates before approaching.

Yandat posted:

when poor people do their taxes at the end of the year, living paycheck to paycheck, they think "oh thank god i got a deduction off the children for $1000, we can get out of poverty now"

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

but theres so many to choose from!

Squizzle posted:

why am i so fuckin tired all the time jfc

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ReactionaryMon/status/913107790410915840

Agrajag posted:

something something rhodesia

Weeping Wound posted:

they couldn't even come up with a name? even Soldier:76 has more creativity to it than this

Al! posted:

o la la~

BUSH 2112 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlekrvtm6R0

U rappin' Cool

financially racist posted:

i like the trogdor inspiration with the arm comin out the back of her neck

Weeping Wound posted: