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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
And a happy rugpull to you all.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
NFTs nuts

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Griftcel

Dupecel

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Billionaires: "It's not legally a grift, it's legally a meta-grift, totally different"

American judges: "Computers sure do confuse me, but this all seems above board."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Bitcoin is hilarious. By adding one extra convolution, it's opened the floodgates for ever single old timey grift to be rebranded and rolled out again, with limited legal recourse. TO THE MOON!!!

Ponzi
Pyramid
Man in middle
Mystery Box
Black Money


The whole gang is here!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Taerkar posted:

Really nailing that "Like Second Life but even worse" bullet point.

Sounds like Star Citizen

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Everyone was shocked when Rugpullers Global NFTs turned out to be a scam.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
NFTs are the new celebrity sex tapes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

They're regrettable, and indelible

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Revenge Porn NFTs

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/tonyzaret/status/1490883967452839936?s=20&t=PTYY577Q5KZMp5VthtrRYw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Funge my monkey hole.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Aphex Twin: 26 NFTs for Cash

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Crypto and NFTs are like baby's first pump-n-dump for rich kids whose dads work in finance.

Prior to this it was sneaker hoarding.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Everyone involved with bitcoin deserves to get scammed.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Get me an NFT of this poo poo:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GABA ghoul posted:

Can't get enough of this idiocy

https://twitter.com/Tylerban/status/1491119518705659904?t=Sr0w0DxfTtiIjVx1U2Egdg&s=19

I'm not even dissing. You go, you beautiful idiots. Steal each other blind :allears:

Lol was just about to post about her being a "Forbes Contributor," LMAO


Also, great to see that cocaine is still a drug people can get and use without it being fentanyl...cause these people are clearly on a ton of it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Main Paineframe posted:

star citizen got paid in real money

now THAT is a real grift!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hammerite posted:

Absolutely loving incredible

What is it about cryptocurrency-related things that causes people to lose whatever sanity, competence, and scruples they have

(im talking about the bbc here, not the guy who did the scam)

Same thing that makes all people fall for scams: Greed.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Diamond hand job

Pullin my FUD

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

huh posted:

Would someone please recommend a youtube instructional for babby's first bitcoin purchase?

Tubgirl

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Strong Sauce posted:

https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1460701940615204870

dude literally does the whole "yeah yeah come on hurry up" thing with his hands.

the future!

this is what I imagine all age of consent optional bitclowns look like.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

King Hong Kong posted:

I’ve apparently met that lady who was indicted for laundering bitcoin in real life at a wedding. According to the person whose wedding it was, she is actually legitimately smart but uh… you definitely don’t get that feeling from her social media.

loving LOL

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

priznat posted:

God drat it, hasn’t Canada had enough bullshit in the last few weeks

https://twitter.com/MichelleRempel/status/1491515963996471300

This is the conservative party idiots appealing to their capitalist grifter base

Cool cool cool, start taxing the gently caress out of people trading cryto and as the prices are mega volatile, people will lose money and owe taxes, and they can call get hosed LOL!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ohhhhhh I remember this scam. Remember the original apple app market, basically people could charge whatever for their dubious poo poo...so someone decided to troll and it worked

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich

Many people just downloaded a bootleg of the app on jailbroken phones and found out it did nothing and was obviously not worth any money, others thought it made them look rich to own it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm starting a Rugpull speculation market. You essentially bet on how fast a pull will happen. Also it's a giant rugpull scam itself, the market is.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

punishedkissinger posted:

Just wanted to show where on the BTC timeline this transaction happened.




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CaptainSarcastic posted:

How many steps of shrinkage before it's a corncob?

https://i.imgur.com/LcxNQly.mp4
One step

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

That's a loving LOL!

These idiots will never learn, and will always be on that MLM grift grind for lyfe. YOLO!!!!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bean posted:

That makes me think of a question: let’s pretend I brokebraindedly buy an NFT. I set it to my twitter icon for that sweet sweet hexagonal pride. Then all my apes get stolen. Does my icon change or no?

depends on how dedicated to the particular grift discord group you are.

u don't want to spread FUD at all costs (including all of your money)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Doctor Dogballs posted:

more like shitcoin

:hmmyes:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Getting your NFTs stolen, getting your Bitcoins rugpulled, is like a badge of honor. You are paving the way for progress with your wasted bank account. Thank you for your service!


Turn that FUD in to FUDinade!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

greazeball posted:

smh people don't even know the origin story of TO THE MOON

Are you talking about Honeymooners, or are you talking about the expression being used to describe the exit strategy for the grifters at the top of the heap to pivot out with all the cash leaving everyone else broke?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EorayMel posted:

Debate and/or Discuss:



Seems very legit, also I have some of these to sell you people:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
One day someone will buy a nuke with crypto only to find out it's fake af when it arrives.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GABA ghoul posted:

Lol, someone at the FBI spending time to get the exchanges to remove the links to the videos is surely a troll. There is nothing to be gained by that except to gently caress with the crypto bros

So everything to be gained then, LOL.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

"You are under the mistaken assumption that you can will the law in your favor, this is not the case, idiot."

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Virginia Slams posted:

https://twitter.com/thomasg_eth/status/1492663194837528578

Yikes! Thank god this big brained entrepreneur figured out that he was being scammed or the future of VTOL/Air Taxis would certainly be doomed to failure!


https://twitter.com/web3isgreat

This seems to be a good twitter account that allocates all the stories of these dumbasses who get scammed.

I do like that being a scamming libertarian also mix in insane future tech ideas that are nowhere near feasible, and idiots keep falling for it going "Oooooo wow, flying taxis? hyperloops? pedo islands? Here's all of my cash!"

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