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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She's my dream girl.

Plus it would drive her daddy crazy she was getting despoiled by a Mexican.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Viva Miriya posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/davidmack/buzzfeed-ceo-i-heard-ivanka-trump-talk-about-mulatto-cocks

Just tell her you're the mulatto she's looking for then get you a pumpkin spice latte with your handbreezy.

Don't think I could pass for anything more than a octoroon.

:sad:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


crazyivan45 posted:

Hit the exchange today to see how bad I’m hosed and haha holy poo poo the cheapest plan in my area is $400/mo with a $7k deductible and $7300 out of pocket max, 50/50 coinsurance once deductible met. Annnnd not a single doctor I could find accepts that plan. Cheapest Silver plan is $790/mo.

Join the reserves.


Hee-hee!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A Chinese immigrant working at a Starbucks bought my starter home in the Bay Area for 700k with help from family back home.

Uh huh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


McNally posted:

If it were me, I'd have given him a few years of confinement, reduction in grade to E-1, forfeiture of all back pay, and a dishonorable discharge. But as previously noted, I think this sentence was calculated to cut his defense off at the knees so they can't appeal on unlawful command influence causing an unduly harsh sentence, which I think was a good idea.

My prediction is that he'll be the darling of the far left for awhile until they get distracted by something else (I estimate two years, tops) and he'll have to find a job that will A) hire a dishonorably discharged felon and B) offer a good enough health care package to treat the injuries he sustained during his time at the Taliban's Funtime Summer Camp for Wayward Soldiers. And good luck with that, fucker.

Darling of the left?

Uh... no. I dont care if his light sentence causes Trump to bust a blood clot, he made his bed he should sleep in it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MazelTovCocktail posted:

I bet the Russians will offer him health care as a RT correspondent.

All the krok you can inject is not a viable healthplan.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

height, past medical/legal history, and asvab waivers were all the rage when i went for my initial physical

i went through basic with a 4’8” girl. she had a size 1 boot.

Yeah, I saw one that tall at boot. Smokin' loving hot miniature sailor.

I remember the first thing out of my mouth when I met her was "Isn't there a height requirement". She responded with a hella elfy little "Waiver!".

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sharknado slashfic posted:

Heh this might have been on of my friends in high school

Navy boot nov-jan 2015

Latina chick who ended up at Corry Jan 2015.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


They can't even take over a nation on their own border how are they gonna project to Lebanon.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Its Alabama. What's shocking?

Wouldn't this make him more popular in 'Bama?

IT THIER CULTURE!!!!!?!!!!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bird cooch posted:

Duckworth/franken 2020

This is the ticket that would get me in the streets being a DuckWarrior.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how long has it been since we had a president that personally killed someone

Legally?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


psydude posted:

Southern PA seems to forget which side they fought on during the Civil War. I grew up near Gettysburg and my brother lives near York now and the number of Confederate flags is puzzling. It also pretty much nixes the whole "heritage not hate" argument.

Yeah outside the park Gettysburg is a dump that needs to be reminded who won.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bojangles has breakfast.

That alone puts it over the top.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

4.20 from me so i can watch you fucks post while day drinking.

Hey Melthir what ever happened to that walrus dick?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

gently caress me in the goat rear end, i went on a TDY trip and forgot. Let me go find the drat thing. My bad man. Tube is still on top of the fridge i think.

Oh good at least the tube arrived.

Looking forward to having a walrus dickbone on my wall in my office.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



In this day and age of everything being recorded why does he lie about the most petty stupid poo poo that can be fact checked?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


For the record does that ever work as a come-on? Where are these dudes getting their info from? Dear Penthouse 1984 annual?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I could see him opening the door with a sausage pizza.

Just a joke braaaa

No really I'll lower your taxes!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Immanentized posted:

Prequel Article to the Anglin one:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/12/brotherhood-of-losers/544158/

I might have to actually buy this issue in print.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why would your send money to the US embassy to be spent on a Russian election?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hobbesmaster posted:

Expats usually have to vote in person. Various logistics related to that, overtime, etc.

That’s not to say I don’t think it’s possible it was diverted. Or that it’s not funny.

Ok that makes some sense but then again Russia.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The proceeds should have to all go to federal level with none of it being recoverable by the local department.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Welp. gently caress.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh god please don't let Ducksworth come out as an groper too at this point.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Best Friends posted:

Long history of the US far right preferring younglings

I appreciated this.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Had a old friend get super drunk, pushed a condom in hand and said I could do her in the butt, the van is right out back.

She didn't handle me saying I got engaged too well but that's a fair amount of planning.

No I didn't btw.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


(Almost) Any port in a storm.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I'd vote for him.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The burns write themselves with that one. Of all the things he shouldn't tweet about this is pretty drat high on the list.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Drawing a caricature of the president in the sky takes talent.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MurderBot posted:

I saw what I can only assume was a reservist boot grabbing like $300 out of an ATM. Stereotypical collared shirt with USMC logo, Hurley hat, shirt tucked into some jeans, combat boots with a backpack and high n tight haircut.

What confused me even more was:

-The nearest reserve unit is 3 hours away in Portland
-The nearest recruiters office is 30 minutes away in another town
-The nearest strip club is also 30 minutes away in another town
-It was a Tuesday at 11 A.M....which of course doesn't preclude someone going to a strip club.


Maybe he was lost?

At home between boot and first station?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Whomever is suggesting these picks to trump is trying to tear this country apart.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

lol his partner totally pushed him

Turns out his partner was a wannabe seal.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nick Soapdish posted:

Came here to post that. Happy Thanksgiving to our one Coastie.

What in tarnation... I feel dumber for reading that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Did the coast guard get any new stuff? Bragging about what the other forces got when all I hear about is worn-out cutters is kinda stupid.

That's Trump!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Classic giant squid like in 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Giant crabs.

Keeps me up at night.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So presidential.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Uncle Ruckus?

WE HAVE A CODE BLACK!

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wonder if he’s LogJammed any famous “straight” republicans.

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