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Honky Dong Country posted:I send stuff to publishers. I just make sure that once I'm done I don't idly reread it later and condemn it to destruction. I did your gossip column too soon. 
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Nov 16, 2017 03:45
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The best Dungeness is more flavorful than King or even lobster imo. I was also raised in PNW.
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Nov 18, 2017 01:28
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Ok. JoJo vs. doorstop is  But probably not supposed to be
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Nov 26, 2017 07:16
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ContraBoss posted:It absolutely is supposed to be. No. It was that you filmed it at all. 
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Nov 26, 2017 07:40
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ContraBoss posted:Cutest case of crabs I've ever caught! I found this lil' snipper either in the Caribbean or Western Africa(It was from 2010 I don't remember): Your childhood was traumatic, i see that there was a giant upheaval, perhaps your parents divorced? Then another life changing event in your 30s. None of this drama involves your love life. You will move or travel often, and live a long time from what I can see.
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Nov 26, 2017 17:56
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poverty goat posted:The man with the pet crab eats _____ videos also has a bunch of weird videos of himself exercising his hands and using them to crush things like a crab
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Nov 27, 2017 07:17
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Cicadas! posted:crab babs  and spiders bug meThat's really weird, you're right
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Nov 28, 2017 00:45
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ContraBoss posted:Fulfilling. These lesser creatures are at my mercy. Maybe I'll forget to water them - BAM! Drought. Maybe I overwater them - BAM! Flooding. Maybe I leave for vacation and forget to leave enough food - BAM! Famine. Maybe I introduce something into the tank that they have no natural biological resistance to - BAM! Pestilence. Maybe I leave the lid open and the kitties waste no time - BAM! Predators. An Old Testament God for sure
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Nov 28, 2017 03:48
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I think gross but then I remember how much I love scallops. 
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Dec 2, 2017 05:40
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ContraBoss posted:I can't bring myself to purchase live crab anymore. Everyone just casually steams them alive, but all I can think about is hearing them becoming more and more frantic as the temperature rises, the scratching sounds inside the pot getting noisier, and then almost all at once, silence, as steam gently billows out of the pot lid. This is a great post. Ya I was surprised to see a GRAPHIC warning about crabs????wtf. Closed it immediately.
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Dec 2, 2017 07:04
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I can't do it. Saw them on the conveyor belt and had to close it. Any animal death/pain ----- I pick up worms and snails off sidewalks and pitch them into the grass. Humans deserve to exterminate themselves.
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Dec 2, 2017 20:46
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We Know Catheters posted:I used to throw snails into the street and watch them get run over. That's because you were hosed up but you can change, we all change. I've lived like 4 separate lives.
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Dec 2, 2017 21:46
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Dec 6, 2017 04:42
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ContraBoss posted:lol oh no your av change went bad! It was a gift and as I keep saying, it's the thought that counts, I love it.  lol
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Dec 6, 2017 04:55
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Insanite posted:is it truly a loss C-R-A-B-S Goooooooo Crabs!
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Dec 9, 2017 21:31
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This reminds me of a family story that got told every few years by ( or on) my great-Uncle Bob. For some holiday dinner a big group went to a high-end buffet restaurant for dinner. All of us went to town on the seafood, they had crab legs, and while we ate he painstakingly picked out all the meat from a big stack of legs filling a saucer with luscious sweet meat. When the bussers were clearing our table as we were all porking out one of them scooped up that loaded plate before he could say anything ---- and it was too late, all of his effort for naught. We sat for a while after so he could eat something, he hadn't yet.
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Dec 11, 2017 15:20
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ContraBoss posted:I feel like that busser could totally be me. I made the mistake a few times of getting a bit overzealous with clearing the tables, because I didn’t want the servers to get mad about the clutter. But hell, I know a pile of crab meat when I see it so maybe I’m not even THAT dense. Tell me it was Palin and it burned her and I'll love you more
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Dec 11, 2017 15:58
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ContraBoss posted:Need more crab in my life. You all probably do too... Here is Jojo trusting me(can't remember if I posted this or not) So is that actually something you bought? They sell hermit crab treadmills somewhere? ? And there's no risk he won't crawl on it until dangerous exhaustion?
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Jan 10, 2018 16:32
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Feb 15, 2018 05:53
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my cat is norris posted:Now we just need art?!
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Feb 16, 2018 18:42
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Another version (by request)
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Feb 16, 2018 21:16
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Beet Wagon posted:I suck rear end at pshop and making gifs and most things in general that aren't "looking at cute crabs on the internet" but I did something like this That's so cool  
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Feb 17, 2018 02:50
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veiled boner fuel posted:Sign me up for the crab tag if it happens.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:51
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This is cool too.
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Feb 17, 2018 15:10
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Honky Dong Country posted:Spinster's work is awesome but I think we all know that knifecrab is the best choice for a tag. I dont care what is used, I'm happy for ContraBoss.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:22
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my cat is norris posted:How's this look? On a phone it's kinda hard to read the something.
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Feb 21, 2018 17:32
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my cat is norris posted:I don't have the same experience on my phone to test it.
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Feb 21, 2018 20:59
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my cat is norris posted:Went a little bit larger since I learned my max width could be 180px not 150px. Yes. It's up to ContraBoss anyway! So cool of you to take the time. 
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Feb 21, 2018 21:18
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Its drowning.
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Feb 22, 2018 04:47
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my cat is norris posted:Not much, unless the original artist can send me the original arts! I will try Sent it in a pm. spinderella fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Feb 22, 2018 |
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Feb 22, 2018 15:26
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Crabs and Christ: Clawing the Divine
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Feb 24, 2018 20:19
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ContraBoss posted:Just dropped him a line and thanked him. Who loving knew the best way through many a goons' hearts is by slowly picking away at the flesh with one's claws, putting each tiny morsel into your mouthparts? Happy happy. It's very cute. And just us hardcore crabs know the shell is actually the SA grenade, like a secret password. spinderella fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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Mar 9, 2018 04:35
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ContraBoss posted:Oh, Hey, I suppose I should thank you too or something... Argh you're squishing me ya big galoot.
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Mar 9, 2018 05:20
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I was gifted the tag.
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Mar 10, 2018 00:53
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ContraBoss posted:Uh huh, yeah like you totally didn't buy it for yourself. Get out of here with that FTD-to-self BS, lady!!!!!!!!!! Like I would risk screwing up my awesome av. Pffft.
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Mar 10, 2018 00:57
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It's a good one alright. 
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Mar 22, 2018 04:19
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We miss you ContraBoss and are waiting right here for your return. 💋
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Apr 24, 2018 11:30
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Bust Rodd posted:WHAT THE gently caress DID IT WRITE?!?! A letter to ContraBoss.
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Apr 30, 2018 20:05
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veiled boner fuel posted:That took me six hours in ms paint you son of a bitch Lol
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