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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
I just binged this thread and now my youtube suggestions has crabs, crabs and more crabs.















With a little crab thrown in.


e:also

OgNar fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Sep 26, 2019

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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
I grew up in Baltimore and spent my summers in Ocean City, Md so we always had something crab related in the house. There wasn't a summer where I had not punctured my foot on the tail of a horseshoe crab.

I have had various hermit crabs when I was a kid. I remember one night my mother getting up to go to the bathroom and screaming because we had a tarantula in the house, turns out one of my hermit crabs was in search of a shell and had dumped the one it had and escaped its cage to find a new one.







OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crabominable Yeti Crab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb5vURIrZg

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufI0PTckUx8

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Took me forever to make my crab armor.





But at least i'm stylin now.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crabssant

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Krabbe stole that boys wiener.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crabsessive-crabpulsive disorder

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Clickety clack, snippity snap.

There.

All you need to know.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Man, I haven't had crab chips in so long, also cannot find Old Bay anywhere in my area.

I'm from Baltimore, all seafood must contain Old Bay in some fashion.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

my cat is norris posted:

I will be happy to send you some of both, if you PM me!

I live in the boonies so its just hard to find things, thanks though.
I do have to spend the day in downtown LA this week, so will likely take a look around for some old bay then.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Fixed


OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Should I NWS this??

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Haters, hatin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8PyLAbrOK8

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsACeZslgFn/

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
The Creb formerly known as Crab.

With hits like...
I Wanna be your Snip-Snop
When Crebs cry
Nothing Compares 2 Rangoon
Little Red Crebette


e: I Would Boil 4 U

OgNar fucked around with this message at 09:21 on May 24, 2020

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Only $4.99 for the Kindle edition

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

I live in Los Angeles now, but grew up in Baltimore.
This makes me miss my summers at Ocean City and Assateague .
Or the random Crab Buffets around MD.

One dude was right though, always crack with the rod and never a mallet.
Mallets just smash rather than cracking.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Captain Hygiene posted:


Big flatboi comin' through


Get out of his way.
He looks steamed.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Here you go buddy.
Get a couple of shrimp on me.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Lil Peeler posted:

Do you know anything about the seasonings on those shrimp?

I used to go to a bar in Balto that would cook up pre-peeled shrimp in Old Bay.
It was Delicious.

OgNar fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jul 11, 2020

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Minecrabbed

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
If you don't cover the little dish with tin foil when its around then it will make your brain feel thick and there will be a lingering smell of Old Bay in your nostrils.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Its the goddamn Creb motherland.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://youtu.be/lVIf5qdRQM4

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
And if you scroll down you will see they special in Cantankerous Stone Crabs.
Like they come any other way.




e: that sites rules

OgNar fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 23, 2020

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart





e: extra credit

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Creb Sense

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
These claws were made for snip-snoppin.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
DS
Double Snip

The Legend Of The Crabe Phare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo6HXsHgizc






e: man this video is a treasure trove of crab love

OgNar fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Sep 26, 2020

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
BLASPHEMY

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Sexy

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
e:ack
I mean concrebulations.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Burritos are gas in solid form, so the math all works out.

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Krabben led me to Crebs on X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wey4jnzU74

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

quote:

Destroying the gonads can mean making entire generations sterile,
which is bad news for crab populations.

And it makes them unhappy

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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Looks like a Mirelurk.
Not sure because its not attacking me.


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