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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 01:43 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:04 |
I'm going to take the pessimistic view and say Turnbull will not only last until the election but will win.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 10:29 |
I would blow Dane Cook posted:is she going for slutty geisha or Marie Antoinette? Stop focusing on women's attire to detract from what women say and do.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 13:16 |
Gay marriage yet?
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 01:46 |
It was electric there at parliament. Shook Shortens hand, said thank you so very much. there were several proposals outside the House, tons of people. Two sad grumps on the left.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 09:15 |
Cleretic posted:Good news, they can now be sad grumps together. apologies, four Four people voting NO: LNP QLD David Littleproud, Liberal Russell Broadbent VIC, LNP Keith Pitt QLD and Bob Katter QLD.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 09:24 |
ewe2 posted:Morrison abstained. The abstainers:
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 09:34 |
GoldStandardConure posted:Why not Adam Bandts? it was pretty crowded, thorpe and magda were in the middle singing. Saw Tanya, didnt see Bandt.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 13:31 |
I would blow Dane Cook posted:Truly a momentous occasion: this isnt satire? So the rumors were true. I shouldnt be laughing but...
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 13:40 |
thatbastardken posted:tbf adam is v. small I was on the lookout for a sweet rainbow tie but there was just so much going on. press were everywhere with phones and lights, i joined in some exultation with some people before noticing the sky news dude next to me recording. I took off my lanyard and he said 'cool, soundbite'. People were proposing to one another, crying, cheering, interviewing. Some guy from the RiotACT was talking to anyone he could with the energy of a kids entertainer.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 13:44 |
Kafka Syrup posted:Just tweeted this: https://twitter.com/TimNichollsMP/status/938924645130035200 Well that was tidy
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 02:26 |
Eh BBJoey posted:how is it a personal attack to point out that people are utterly incompetent Update. Statements of fact are not personal affronts.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 02:14 |
Skellybones posted:The gameplay loop is just the USA dropping supplies which the GLA pick up. Thank you for the new shoes.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 06:54 |
Synthbuttrange posted:Larf the Coalition are already attacking AGL over Liddel shutting down. AGL is retorting that keeping Liddell open would raise the price of electricity. Also, Crimson Rosella. BOTY.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 14:49 |
Because it's really useful
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 21:38 |
gay picnic defence posted:I can't help reading between the lines here that they really don't want a bunch of boomers panic selling at the first hint of a downturn “Stacking Up Bricks” Mate, I’m a brickie, like my flash ute? V8 and jet black it’s real fucken beaut I’m 26, three IPs and a house Investing’s a doddle it’s just bloody grouse Bought a new joint right off the plan Saved on stamp duty I am so the man! It’s interest only, yeah lock that right in Leverage up go harder to win Equity mate! Growth’s what you use Forget about yields, that’s why you lose The property game it’s money for jam Five percent down, I’m rich, yes I am Told my boss I was quitting to do my own thing Hell, it’s so easy, put a few renos in Just six months later I’ve bought myself nine But my fixerups aren’t quite running on time Bloody drat tradies those cunts are so lazy Turn up on schedule? Are you fucken crazy? My costs they are jumping but no need to worry House prices are rising in a hell of a hurry The bank, they just called, want a meeting next week I’m borrowing more, I’ll own half the drat street! My banker and me we’re real best of chums I let him handle all those tiresome sums He does the numbers, I take him out drinking Then to a strip show to see something winking Last time around he approved my 9th flat Relationship management, easy as that I got a twin brother, he’s got two degrees Still paying off HECS he lives on his knees Been telling me “bro, it’s a ridiculous bubble” Dopey dumb oval office there’s no bloody trouble To prove I was smarter and show him who’s right We zipped off to Bali late that same night Used up my offset, drew my cash down And just like a flash we was clean outta town Flew there on business, gently caress me its great Shagged Suzie the hostie, he shagged her best mate Soon as we’re back I head down to the bank My manager mate he starts talking frank He reckons this market’s on a crazy old tear It can’t really last far into next year Investors gone mental, pumping in super Leveraging up, a big feedback looper Incomes and rents they can’t keep the pace Banks way exposed big risk to the base The old fundamentals they’re shot all to hell He told me right then it won’t end so well The bubble is growing, no doubt will get bigger But oh when it pops what a grave it’ll dig ya Buying in now, that’s a fool’s silly gambit Paying king’s ransom for a lovely wee hamlet The yield’s are pathetic the gains they aren’t there Recession is coming it’s buyer beware! There’s so many folks with a ginormous mortgage They lose their job… well it’s financial carnage A full recourse loan, there’s no great escape You’ll stay a bank slave, suffer digital rape We sequester your income, leave you on a drip We’ve got your ticket, we’ll keep taking clips With so many owners desperate to quit To lowballing offers they’ll quickly submit As prices start tumbling then heavily crashing Owning IPs will go right out of fashion The lines on the chart they have to converge Back to historical levels where the medians merge Prices to income, prices to rent It’s all going back to be where they’re meant I’m confused for a moment cos this can’t go wrong I’m riding a winner that’s running real strong Houses we all know only upwards they go No way imagined I’d do any dough The loans are all solid, I ain’t going down What do they know these suit-wearing clowns? The recipe’s perfect, geared up tax breaks Invest into property, that’s wealth ya can’t fake I knew that my prospects were brighter than bright Then the oval office dropped me smack deep in the shite Your LVR mate, it’s right out of whack You desperately need to drag it right back You’re way over the edge, you’re past 99 If it was 80 well then you’d be fine No worries, I tell him, the market’s real strong I’ll flick off one IP that won’t take me long He looked at me funny, said I’m “over risked” We want back our money and we want it brisk But mate! Its all sorted, I got it sussed And that’s when that rear end in a top hat pushed me under the bus Your numbers don’t add up you’re selling them all You’re leveraged to hell and set for a fall We ain’t going down cos you can’t add up I’m telling you straight, this ain’t no windup Get me five million you got 30 days Five million?! You’re joking?! There’s no fucken way!! It’s over red rover, it’s cash flow you lack You’ve blown out the budget, you’re swimming in crap Negative geared, just three tenants who pay thee (And fixing nine Renos, all currently empty) Was 5 percent down now your equity’s shot Pay up on the knocker or we take back the lot We’ll sell in possession, we’ll get what we can There’ll be nothing left over for you tradie man Any mortgagee losses we incur on the way Lucky for us your insurance defrays And oh, by the way, we’ll grab back your ute That loan’s 30k and a bit more to boot I turned kind of pale, my Bali tan faded I blurted out loud, “but I thought I had made it” It was blindingly clear that it wasn’t my fault Those fucken oval office bankers forcing needless defaults Took all of my money, I’m bankrupt, I’m broke Parasite wankers, preyin’ on tradie folk Called my old boss to get my job back But he isn’t hiring, says construction’s gone flat So I’m living with mum, I’ve gone on the dole Now all I can pull is some ugly fat moll And so ends the story of a tradie who knew gently caress all (or less) as to why he went through Hubris and greed are not a great mix When all one is good at is stacking up bricks
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 08:11 |
Inescapable Duck posted:A conversation with my brother makes me wonder; how hosed is the country? Apparently all the shearers are in their 60s and no one knows how to replace them. Of course, I grew up in the country and no one had any interest in teaching me how to shear, same with my brothers. Nobody thinks of the future out there, and then they wonder why they're so hosed. The old refused to educate the young in their business for fear of being replaced. Now upon retirement they complain the young have no skills. Or complain when the young have moved on to entirely new businesses and industries.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 22:34 |
Also remember that when you're arguing with coal shills you can see the live output of Australias solar power production anytime you want. http://pv-map.apvi.org.au/live
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 02:39 |
America's Slow Descent Into Anarchy faces small Hiccup
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 09:13 |
Royal commission into child sexual abuse by religious institutions has handed their report to the GG. It's loving dark and damming. Obviously content warning, sexual abuse. http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-14/royal-commission-child-sex-abuse-case-studies/9250972?pfmredir=sm&sf176250280=1
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 22:39 |
I would blow Dane Cook posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-19/neil-erikson-defies-court-order-to-return-toll-uniform/9273980 Shirtgate. or... Tollgate.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 14:10 |
Solemn Sloth posted:I think you'll find that this is politicaly correct fake news sjw bullshit, coal can not fail http://reneweconomy.com.au/intermittent-another-big-coal-unit-trips-thats-four-in-a-week-47037/ Four have fallen over in the last week. Some have been down for more. Eraring only blew up two main transformers back in 2011. And Hazelwood, good riddance to bad rubbish. These things are old. The companies are running them into the ground rather than do the required levels of maintenance. Lid posted:Triple M is making the surprising move to launch its own top 100 playlist on Australia Day next year, just weeks after triple j announced it is moving the date of the Hottest 100. ge'ffucked commercial trash.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 14:54 |
ili posted:Ah, fair enough. We covered pregnancy contraception etc in science and I think contraception and stis in home ec. It makes sense to cover the whole thing together in one subject, although it feels a bit sad to have to have an explicit lesson about consent and no actually meaning no. Perhaps its time for a refresher?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 04:03 |
Anidav posted:So are the official Goon State rankings Vic TAS WA SA QLD NSW Territory Rankings: Australian Antarctic Territory ACT NT ( Jervis Bay Best Micronation: Hutt River principality state of the year remains despair. Special mention goes to WA for telling ONP to DIAF. Most improved award to QLD. Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 14:24 |
JBP posted:A lot of people oppose safe schools style programs because they want to do their own sex and life education with their children and don't trust the government to do it. And then you'll have compounding bad information passed from generation to generation with no input from an evolving and improving curricula. BBJoey posted:too bad he’s never gonna get it because nobody likes him Fixed.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 22:00 |
I had an intense discussion with my dad who admitted the two party system is dumb and he would certainly try to vote greens or independent but when it came down to a two party preferred he would have to go with LNP because at his first professional job he got harassed by a union rep demanding fees from him when he wasn't part of the union and Shorten is a union mouthpiece.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 08:16 |
VodeAndreas posted:Don't know but this is a friendly reminder to dob in all your annoying neighbours that just got drones and don't know the rules to CASA Deregulate the drones. Gorilla Salad posted:I've always held that the greatest thing the ADF could ever do to make Australia safer is to issue their soldiers with shovels, hammers and saws and teach them how to build infrastructure in our dirt poor neighbours. Reconstruction task force Afghanistan Mentoring task force Afghanistan. Australia and the Dutch stayed behind while the Americans tromped off to yippee shoot Saddam. Also look up the yearly AACAP http://www.indigenous.gov.au/news-and-media/announcements/department-defence-army-aboriginal-community-assistance-programme
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2017 22:41 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 18:04 |
Happy new year goons
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 01:16 |