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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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The true home of Palestine threads is D&D.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLB9iocG82s

"Sniper shoots a Palestinian as soldiers cheer"
The IDF claims the incident happened a couple of months ago and it will be investigated thoroughly :rolleyes:

My own translation of what I can make out from the audio:

-The moment he stops you give him one
-Do you have a bullet in the chamber?
-Are you on him? Are you on him?
-yes
-he's stopping
-go, give him one
-I can't see because of the barbed wire
-c'mon...
-because of the barbed wire buddy
-Mony come here come here come here
-there's a small kid there
-he keeps ducking the moment I'm ready
-not pink, I'm on the blue one

*shot fired*

-Wow what a video! YES! Son of a bitch
-omg did you film that?
-what a video! Yeah run and evacuate him, of course I filmed that
-someone got hit in he head
-*whispering* film it, film it, wow, what a legendary video
-I didn't see it bro
-he like flew in the air with his foot
-his foot raised and he hit his other foot
-go you sons of bitches

gently caress this country and the world that sits by doing nothing and gently caress my life.

:qq: You can't compare it! :qq:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcyLRTB9fRY

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 21:00 on Apr 9, 2018

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Real hurthling! posted:

what does that look like though? pushing them into egypt and jordan with tanks? israel profits from the occupation theyd have to get more africans to do their jobs for them who they hate even more than the arabs

Last I heard there was a galaxy brain idea to replace the african refugees with filipino migrant workers.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I don't know how the Israeli system of government works, but if it's anything like America's, presumably the legislator already has the ability to overrule the supreme court claim of "unconstitutionality" by amending the constitution. Which I think is fair, if you want to create a racial apartheid state, it should be clear. Perhaps they could even put something like this in the Israeli constitution "We must secure the existence of our people and the future for Israeli children." With that guiding light, the supreme court won't have any issues with "unconstitutionality."

The thing is that Israel doesn't have a constitution, only the guiding principles of Israel's declaration of independence which includes all the good poo poo like non discrimination on any basis and basic human rights. So they'll basically have to write and pass a constitution before they can start loving with it.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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can't wait to put a nail through my slave's ear as biblical jewish law demends.

Bear Retrieval Unit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLmG9QSlxQQ

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

JERUSALEM—Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,” said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate. “The so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.” At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran.

[extremely Cyrus the Great voice] I've made a huge mistake.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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israeli media has been talking up "kite terror" for like two weeks now. last I heard there are plans for deploying anti kite drones. israel is hellworld on meth.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Feranon posted:

"I'm from tel aviv and I say kill 'em all!"

"we had no choice but to nuke the bugs, they were throwing rocks!"

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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now that's how you heat a take.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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sir, this is a shawarma stand.






for real though just be glad you managed to get out.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Lol, they'll get smacked into line and told to shut up. IDF is more fascist than Jewish.

lmao. yes the army with its own military rabbi, special service conditions for yeshiva students, haredi only units, that has soliers walking out from entertainment shows with female performers and literally sent a soldier to prison for eating a pork sandwich on the shooting range is a bastion of secularity.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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lmao at this cherry picked translation. The word he used means "Terminate".

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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AFancyQuestionMark posted:

This isn't really accurate. There is civil divorce in Israel. As far as I understand, the way it works is most secular Israelis just marry abroad to bypass the Rabinnate and have that marriage be recognized in Israel. In that case, if the couple wants to divorce, they can use the regular civil process. Moreover, even couples that were married religiously inside Israel can use the civil divorce process, as long as one of them files an application for civil divorce before a religious court gets involved. In that case, the "get" stuff only comes into play if you want to get remarried in Israel - obviously the Rabbinate won't let a woman remarry without first obtaining a "get" from her previous husband.

Not exactly, most secular israelis still marry through the rabinnate, the ones who go abroad to get marry are mostly the ones who can't because they don't have enough proof of their jewish roots or mixed couples where only one of them is jewish.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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paul_soccer10 posted:

Terror Tunnels

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...eedName=topNews

seems like a strange way to try to rescue someone without killing them but what do i know



That's because they misrepresent the order. Hannibal directive means you stop them from taking a living prisoner at all cost, even if you have to shoot the kidnapped soldier yourself.

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 20:11 on May 31, 2018

Bear Retrieval Unit
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qkkl posted:

Not quite, it means everything must be done to try and prevent the soldier from being captured as long as there is a chance, even if it's a very small chance, that the soldier will survive. Actions that would 100% result in the death of the soldier are prohibited.

That's the line they give when people suggest killing your own soldier is kinda hosed up, not what they actually practice.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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lmao at the Palestinian ambassador at 2:08 calling it an epic fail.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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People in israel are super butthurt about this and it owns.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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dtgb

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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reminder that unless you're an orthodox, the official position of the state of israel is that you're a second tier garbage jew that may as well be a gentile.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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btw israel is currently bombing the gently caress out of gaza and there are talks of a large scale operation. I guess bibi wants a victory lap after passing the apartheid law.

Bear Retrieval Unit
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qkkl posted:

it is possible for a society to strictly follow Haredi Judaic law and not be misogynistic, for example by satisfying the gender-segregation requirements by putting all the burden on the men. but in that case it would be a misandristic society, which funnily enough Chrome doesn't even recognize as a word.

there is no burden on the men in haredi society. the woman is usually the one working to provide for the man who spends all day studying the Torah with his buddies.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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can't let them get too far out to sea, might start getting funny ideas about that gas deposit israel is draining.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Grondoth posted:

how can an israeli court rule on a Palestinian village

easily apparently.


those cucks won't even do some meaningless gesture like reprimanding the israeli ambassador.

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 20:41 on Sep 5, 2018

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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rip my Girl und Merkava waifu.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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the free market at work

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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That's not really a new thing. Leibowitz coined the term years ago



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2fXTkjU2E

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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paul_soccer10 posted:

lol this must have lost some subtlety in translation

Grondoth posted:

Like... right? He couldn't have said that he will resist any attempt to make Israel a country for its citizens

"a country for all it's citizens" is a literal translation, but it's pretty accurate.
It goes back to how they teach civics in israel, there's a part where they go over the main ideologies of what the state of israel should be. like a jewish theocracy, a democracy with some jewish influence and characteristics, or "a country for all it's citizens" which means a democracy where all citizens are absolutely equal without jews and judaism getting any special preference.

the phrasing in the book and the following class discussions are phrased to convince why the second option is the best.

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 07:45 on Nov 16, 2018

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AFancyQuestionMark posted:

So it looks like all of Bibi's coalition partners that aren't Bennet are heavily signalling their desire for new elections, and Bennet has given an ultimatum - give him the Defense ministry or no more government. In these circumstances, I am 85% sure that we'll be seeing new elections in late March.

This is really bad for Bibi, because a lot of his voters hate his handling of the ceasefire and are likely to defect to Lieberman or Lapid. My prediction is that the overall right-wing coalition will win again, with Bibi's position significantly diminished, but who knows really?

If an election does happen, there will either be a major political realignment or a new Gaza incursion within a year. No middle ground.

There will be little to no change if new elections were held. While a lot of the right wing is mad bibi gave them blood lust blue balls, most israelis including them still follow the mantra of "there's no alternative but bibi".

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Jose posted:

how hosed over did the israeli populace get by the 2008 financial crash?

not too much compared to other countries.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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Tubgoat posted:

That's not Jared, he's clearly labeled "Kushi."

this is a good time to bring up how many israelis seriously argue that the hebrew N-word isn't racist due to its biblical origins.

Bear Retrieval Unit
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Real hurthling! posted:

they can use the yiddish one as a fallback. no shortage of n words for gods people

they use that one for mizrahi jews. well used to at least, don't think it's too common these days.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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bibi: this is fake news spread by foreign groups funded by george soros.

extremely wise and reasonable israeli electorate: :hmmyes:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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they don't translate the background but I found it funny. basically this poll was done after a cnn poll about rising antisemitism was making the rounds on israeli media, this news channel took questions from that poll and changed the wording a bit (basically flipping jew to arab)

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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how about a rimming attack?

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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love it when the free market and consumer choice people outlaw not buying the right hummus brand.

Bear Retrieval Unit
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420 Gank Mid posted:

surprise surprise israelis dont see other jews as jews or even human if they are black

to be fair they also don't see you as a real jew if you're a conservative or reform jew.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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it's israeli election season :kheldragar:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

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it owns that the only somewhat left wing party elected an unlikeable worthless lib as it's head and that the largest true opposition group, the joint list of arab and socialist parties, has broken up due to infighting

Bear Retrieval Unit has issued a correction as of 13:40 on Feb 1, 2019

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Bear Retrieval Unit
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AFancyQuestionMark posted:

I think Zandeberg tends to come across a bit too smug and condescending in her speeches to be an effective campaigner, but she isn't a "worthless lib"


in which zandberg took campaign advice from the evil gently caress that advises bennett and other far right ghouls, lied about it, was caught lying and begrudgingly apologized

in which zandberg says she'd be willing to sit in a government coalition with lieberman as its security minister

a decent summary of zandberg's quest to capture the mythical moderate centrist/center-left vote (in loving israel lmao)

in which Zandberg has the brilliant campaign event idea of doing a comdey roast for her and her party

call her a worthless lib or just call her a loving idiot goofball, but either way she's bad op.

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