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Dune is fuckin' rad, the SyFy miniseries was pretty good as well, all things considered. I literally just finished Chapterhouse and I dunno, I think it's a bit less rad than D U N E.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 22:55 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:19 |
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I always imagined something like that thing Jabba the Hutt rides.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 12:07 |
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Milky Moor posted:Paul: "Hello, I'd like to order the biggest Jihad you have." Pause. "No, that's too big."
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 17:52 |
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I'm assuming sandworms can't just up and eat people / animals due to the water content, so why would they evolve to be drawn to a walking kind of rhythm?
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 19:56 |
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I call mine 'The Baron' because it's swollen, constantly leaking, and covered in boils. A friend came up with "I call mine 'The Beast' because you'll just have to put up with it until someone better comes along"
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 17:42 |
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I had a customer in at work today whose eyebrows stuck out by, like, 4 cm, and all I could think was that he looked like the David Lynch version of Thufir Hawat.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 03:42 |
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Comedy option: Jamie Lee Curtis as Helena Mohiam.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 17:30 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:can't wait for them to follow in the footsteps of the Star Wars EU and write a separate novel about each one of the pugs shown being led by Leto I in the Lynch movie during the move to Arrakis I would absolutely read these but they'd have to be written by a competent author. Maybe an anthology book, where each author goes into the details of the lives of each pug. If it were a KJA thing then each pug will have been, at some point, custodian of the secret plans for the Death Star.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 18:36 |
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, a death star. One of many? I mean, obviously at least one of the Death Stars will actually be under the control of
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 12:11 |
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There are no words.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 22:49 |
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I am appreciating all of this literal Dune-related shitposting.
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 17:50 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:and they can travel from 60 north to 40 south with twenty thumpers, or "at least ten days and nights" It just says 20 thumpers to the palmaries of the south. I assumed the palmaries were just a ways south and not in the actual southern hemisphere. If you're at the north pole than everything is south of you!
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2019 12:51 |
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I'm recovering from surgery and I'm passing the time by re-reading D U N E. Usul is about to call a big one!
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 11:40 |
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magic cactus posted:fuckin' Kull wahad! (Kickin' Ibad?)
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 22:07 |
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Whalefurburger
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 19:01 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's like when Marge made a second cake with random sugar letters on it to keep Homer away from the birthday cake. You mean it's not Paulo's birthday?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 12:48 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:UH i THINK you will find that in book 3 of the House Lord Terminatrex: Cyber Wars series it is established that one of Arrakis's moons has a ring because it is an ancient satellite built by hyper intelligent sandworms created when Leto II died and triggered his time folding device to fold sand trouts carrying his own conciousness back in time to build the M.A.U.D.I.B. super crysknife needed to slay the Dark God Emperor, which was given to Paauul after the Mecha-Baron Hyper Ghola decided to protect the hyper cube containing the soul of Doctor Yeuh from the reborn Desert Stealth Strike Rabban. I can't even tell if this is real or fake and that makes me both angry and happy enough that I'm not looking it up to find out.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2020 12:15 |
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kiimo posted:It's not like an Atreides son of a Duke can ascend to take over for an Emperor. Sounds like a slam ⊃∪∩⪽.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 22:26 |
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How is it that no-one has commented on the thigh pads for processing waste?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 18:27 |
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davidspackage posted:Kull wahad, what is happening in there!? .....May I....see it?
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 13:17 |
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Press F to remember Jamis.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 18:21 |
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skasion posted:EYES OF IBAD CONFIRMED Kull wahad!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 13:01 |
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A trailer the likes of which even God has never seen!
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 04:22 |
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Is anyone else experiencing a persistent beefswelling and/or girdershape after viewing the trailer?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 12:46 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:lol it's only after watching the trailer 4 times I realized there's an actual shot of the melange This shot took place while someone was speaking the word 'fear' and all I could think of was TS Elliot's 'The Wasteland'. "I will show you fear in a handful of dust."
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 12:43 |
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kiimo posted:Conquer the galaxy by using this one Weird trick! Padishah Emperors HATE HIM!!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 22:18 |
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When the urine collector on your stillsuit keeps sucking.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 01:24 |
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This may be a bit of a dumb question, but considering how much water there is in a human being wouldn't it be an incredibly bad thing for a worm to consume one?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 22:22 |
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euphronius posted:Imagine just starting with God Emperor. Cold open, no Galadriel voice over. This is actually how I first started DUNE. My grandmother used to scoop up science fiction and fantasy novels for me at rummage sales, and I read through God-Emperor with no knowledge of what had happened before. I thought it was hella weird.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 22:16 |
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Erulisse posted:1984 Dune theatrical cut weird or less? Well gently caress, now I'm wondering how much of a dumpster fire a Lynch-directed film adaptation of God-Emperor would be.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 01:43 |
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First time I've been in a movie theatre in like two years and good Lord it was fantastic. I am profoundly moved!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 06:05 |
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The Bloop posted:WHOOOOOOOO lives on a planet where there is no sea Kull wahad!
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2021 19:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBEMza8msw Sardaukar be raising the roof.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 15:55 |
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Now now, what about the Blue Stripe front page article from an uncomfortably long time ago about being a Harkonnen florist?
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 15:16 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:chani and usul were in the desert drinking the water of life to look into the place reverend mothers dare not go and one of the visions looked at me The vision looked at you? Jessica, get me Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam!
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# ¿ May 27, 2022 14:52 |
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Feces are collected in the thigh pads.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2022 22:19 |
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You forgot the Jews In Space.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 14:55 |
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She writhes without rhythm.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 14:31 |
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Rappaport posted:Did Clarke have any horny books? The Rama series becomes a weird soap opera with weird sex and family drama, but that's Gentry Lee's fault as far as I know. Given that Clarke is apparently a pedophile I sure hope not.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2022 02:18 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:19 |
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Tree Bucket posted:The Ladsraad The Bene Gaysserit. Beefwelling the likes of which even God has never seen.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2022 17:38 |