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According to the pants, Peter took him to a tailor first.
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Mikl posted:Peter's blood changed how Bruce's powers work. Now instead of transforming he just gains the proportional strength and agility of a Hulk. I mean, he may be a bunch smaller than a the Hulk, but that'd still be some major loving strength.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:also just a overall spider man question. why does JJ super loving hate spiderman. i mean i read a ton of the early comics so i knows its jealousy/self loathing, but did they ever poo poo out a better reason. I remember this specifically from the Ultimate comics, but I think it applies to 616 too: JJJ hates masked vigilantes. He feels like the mask means we don't know who's under there, they have something to hide, they're running some type of con. Or he associates them with groups like the KKK, who wear masks while they do horrible things and proclaim themselves saviors. Basically, he has a bunch of reasons, but more or less he doesn't trust superpowered beings, and especially those with masks.
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She'll step out onto the roof and use her acting abilities to convince the The Lizard that she's fallen for him, and wants him to turn her into a The Lizard too. He'll be completely taken by it, and let his guard down, at which point a Cessna prop plane and pilot she purchased on the way up will fly over him and dump The Lizard antidote all over him. A side effect of the gamma irradiated blood will leave Conners with both arms, and he and Banner will go off to try to use gamma irradiation for good. In some nutty way, Spider-man will have won.
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Lobok posted:I cannot believe I forgot about Newspaper Spider-Man! Spectacular.
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mind the walrus posted:Congrats MJ, you broke your neck and ruined your career as the sole breadwinner of your marriage in one smooth motion. I'm pretty sure that's a pretty normal thing a neck can do. I can turn my head a little more than 90 degrees, I think. I have to lean back a bit too, but it looks like she is?
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Shut down all other comics, newspaper or otherwise. We're done here. The true apex of comics has arrived.
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Manatee Cannon posted:in a surprise twist, sauron will turn up and change jjj into a literal dinosaur instead  Does this count?
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Huzzah! posted:how about this? WE NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF MOUSTACHE-REXES!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Why is the The Lizard in a T-pose in the first panel?
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Wait, doesn't the The Lizard KNOW he's actually Curt Conners, and not give a single gently caress? I thought he was like "CONNERS IS WEAK, I, THE THE LIZARD, SHALL TAKE OVER THE EARTH WITH MY ARMY OF REPTILES".
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no one could make an edit this good, man
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Shinjobi posted:You could have JJJ say drat near anything in that last panel. A+ 
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The scoop is actually that two murderers are masquerading as boat taxis in the Florida swamps, but JJJ doesn't realize that that's just business as usual there. It's a booming business.
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Zeeman posted:Has Curt Connors seriously managed to keep his identity a secret? No one suspected the giant lizard in a lab coat was the scientist obsessed with reptiles? I'm pretty sure in the comics at least, it's a known thing.
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You know Spidey, Conners, and Banner are going to be at a total loss to stop him, though, until MJ whips in on the boat and is like "If you publish that story, I'm going to tell everyone that you conspired with a pair of unlicensed riverboaters to travel into the Florida Everglades and beat up endangered reptiles." Also while she was away, she cleaned up Conners' lab, revived that beheaded snake, patched up poor Gronk, got Banner cleared of all charges in possible public disturbance cases, finished advertising her movie, AND joined the Avengers.
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Zero_Tactility posted:While the party was out out wrasslin' gators, those doctors have already gone to the local news, and it'll have been picked up by the national papers by the time JJ gets back to town. Whose blood will HE need a transfusion of, though?
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Doc Hawkins posted:No one suspected the Lizard was Connors because Connors only has one arm. Why DOES he lose the arm? The rest of him turns back into a human from a lizard, why can't the arm turn human too?
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Well, I mean, what about that time you ate him?
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Unfortunately in the next six weeks as this conversation takes place
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Those gators aren't going to hurt anyone. Look, in the first panel, they're super happy to meet their idol, The Gronktactular Spider-man himself. You can see the one directly under Spidey reaching behind its back to get its autograph book. The second panel, Spidey is giving them rides, and the one high-fives the other as they pass, because this is the greatest moment of their lives. A snake friend in the background is immortalizing the moment with flash photography, so they'll have a keepsake they can treasure forever. Truly, Newspaper Spider-Man is the comic that never fails to deliver.
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Hulk's arms have instead sprouted multiple Hulks. It's a whole thing.
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Elfface posted:"You know, we've left the mob of reptiles behind, and now that I'm not The Lizard-ing at them they're not especially murderous. I can probably walk-" "Hulk feel kinship with fellow purple pants man. Hulk know how hard it is find purple pants that last. You leave this to Hulk, Hulk not let friend get pants dirtier if Hulk can help it."
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Purple Pants Pals!
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Frank-Castle's-Head-On-An-Oddly-Tiny-Man looks like he's not havin' any of this poo poo.
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I like that his half-mask illusion covers his entire nose, but still cuts off halfway across the rest of his face. He imagines his nose is more Spider-Man-esque than the rest of his face, I guess.
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Golden Claw is the villain. Possibly.
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I'm actually kind of surprised. "I told you to capture Collen Wing, not this idiot." "We picked her up earlier, we've had her all day, this guy's just a bonus." Extreme and pointed competence, in NSM? Even from minor characters, that's a rarity. These might be the most dangerous villains a brain damaged and irradiated photographer has ever faced.
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Grunkle Stan, Dipper, and Mabel would definitely agree.
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The MSJ posted:He's going to jump and punch Spider-Man, who as a result will shoot like a projectile towards the helicopter, causing it to crash and knocking out everyone inside when it falls to the ground. NSM will managed to hit a brick as they crash, knocking him out and causing him to go limp, helping him survive the crash. Thankfully, Kingpin and Golden Claw will also be knocked out, because they were squeezed a little too hard by the impact and squirted out a lot of their red "awake juice", thus sending them to sleep for a while. Spidey will have to help bury them so the rains seeping in from above will refill their juice sacks. Everyone assures him this is how it works.
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davidspackage posted:Killgrave: HALT, brick!! NSM: "H-He just stopped that brick! With his head! He's far too powerful for me, I'd better get Thor. Or MJ."
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Humongous Pear posted:“Oh, no! This diner employee must suspect that I, Peter Parker, am really a Spider-Man! I better defy his suspicions by dumping spaghetti on his head for insulting me, Spider-Man!” Well, obviously. Spidey would have managed to dump it all over himself.
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I would legit love if the "madness left" him like immediately. "NOTHING CAN STOP DR. OCTOPUS! NOW, TO CON-wait... wait... did I just... oh gently caress, I am so, so sorry, I don't know what came over me, here, let me just sort of put this wall back together, I'm so sorry, here, look, let me get my checkbook and give you my insurance information..."
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