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The Unnamed One posted:Anemic Hulk is now something I really need to see. Obviously anemia will make him turn grey.
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Jan 12, 2018 00:16
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Peter will be too weak to fight and JJJ is forced to give his blood to Spider-Man. Spider-Man cannot stop taking selfies, turning him into something he hates... Baron Mordo.
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Jan 12, 2018 02:08
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Eventually they will all receive Kree blood and it will be like in Agents of Shield, leading to Spider-Man, Hulk and Lizard rebuilding Miami into a replica of Atillan.
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Jan 12, 2018 08:03
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Manatee Cannon posted:oddly, mixing spider-man's blood with the hulk just turns him into an 8 foot tall raccoon Or an armadilloid.
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Jan 16, 2018 00:19
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I wonder what bullshit outdated psychology Newspaper Doc Samson will use.
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Jan 17, 2018 05:27
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think it is meth, not human blood. the gator bite drained all the meth out of his system! Ingesting Connor’s mutated meth transforms the gator into were-Florida Man.
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Jan 20, 2018 22:55
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uPen posted:e: Why does The Lizard refer to himself as The Lizard? Shouldn't he like, have a name or something? Or not talk in 3rd person? Uh oh, looks like purple pants is not the only effect of Hulk blood on him.
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Jan 21, 2018 10:05
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MJ's breast is bigger than her face in that 2nd panel.
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Jan 23, 2018 05:46
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Banner, stop it or you'll prolapse your anus!
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Jan 24, 2018 02:38
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Kurui Reiten posted:I mean, he may be a bunch smaller than a the Hulk, but that'd still be some major loving strength. The Slightly More Credible Hulk By the way, the new Lizard toy this year actually has purple pants. 
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Jan 24, 2018 09:46
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Yep, Banner now has Peter's tendency to get knocked out. mind the walrus posted:Of all my options to lethally subdue a dangerous opponent, surely the least lethal will be most effective. The movie version said he tried to shoot himself but Hulk spits out the bullet afterwards.
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Jan 25, 2018 00:28
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Spider-Man is very insistent that Banner converts to Islamm.
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Jan 26, 2018 10:07
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It's so nice of Spidey to throw Banner to the side before passing out.
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Jan 27, 2018 06:17
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davidspackage posted:Haifisch is posting 2005 NSM in the newspaper Comic Strip thread, I want to inflict this one on others: Rhinoceros are infamous for their poor eyesight. Usually they have good hearing, though. I like those two guards realizing they can do jack to stop the Rhino. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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Feb 3, 2018 23:11
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Maybe he would get one from a competent person.
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Feb 4, 2018 08:39
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Feb 5, 2018 00:16
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:aha, so his 'reptilian revolt' plan take place behind a wall on that very roof! He found some geckos there and is loving them to produce a race of humanoid lizards. That's the revolting part. Unfortunately this is Florida so all his lizard children will end up drug addicts or in jail or both.
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Feb 6, 2018 02:50
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Banner will find out he has Hulk strength without Hulking out, meaning he is not just cured but also better than before. As he punches Lizard-Hulk into unconsciousness, Peter will look on from the sidelines thinking “in some nutty way...”
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Feb 11, 2018 11:39
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Cat Mattress posted:Her pants are already the same color. Though she'll need a purple shirt, too, women aren't allowed to hulk out topless. There was that one time in the comics that caused everyone to argue whether they saw a nipple or not.
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Feb 11, 2018 17:24
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Xinder posted:Is MJ the true mastermind behind all of Peter's villains? 
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Feb 14, 2018 03:06
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Zeeman posted:Kind of hoping that somehow Spidey's blood reversed Banner, so he becomes the Hulk when he's happy What, like Angel? Ed Norton Hulk will transform if he gets too horny. I don't know if that's the same thing.
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Feb 15, 2018 05:50
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Manatee Cannon posted:that was a thing in the ultimate universe. the hulk was awful there I remember that he rapes people, and also eat them. Then Betty transforms into She-Hulk, and they gently caress so hard a mountain gets destroyed or something.
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Feb 15, 2018 06:21
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It's just a shame Jeph Loeb got his hands on the Ultimate Universe.
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Feb 15, 2018 12:04
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Any clothing Bruce wears is going to get ripped apart anyway. Except for purple pants.
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Feb 19, 2018 00:02
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Synthbuttrange posted:
He’s conducting a swamp reptile choir!
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Feb 21, 2018 23:11
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mind the walrus posted:So wait why the gently caress was Jameson boating in the Everglades with two random dudes? I know he was in Miami on vacation or whatever, but I still have questions. Business trip. The other two are probably fellow business guys, and also assholes like him.
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Feb 24, 2018 08:39
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nimby posted:The boat got an oil transfusion and now keeps morphing between different states of boat. poo poo's really going to hit the fan when a drop of Spider-Man blood gets into the engine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9uP1n6ERkA
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Feb 26, 2018 12:09
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Synthbuttrange posted:Thinking about it now, Spider-Man forgot they were crushed, so they work just fine. So NSM works with ork rules?
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Feb 27, 2018 00:22
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Mr. Squishy posted:I like how JJJ is being chased around by a gator. Presumably very, very slowly. Those things can be surprisingly fast on land.
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Mar 2, 2018 11:18
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Lurdiak posted:gently caress that, I'm not inserting the least likable man in the world into the only comic that still brings me joy. But imagine Rocket stuffing Trump's totally not dead body into a tiny spaceship.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:43
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Unkempt posted:Well this is your fault then. Of course when he actually sees Spidey doing something as heinous as sexually assaulting a snake, Jameson won't report it fearing one of the female journalists he groped will out him.
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Mar 8, 2018 11:17
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JJJ is screaming for the readers to help him get out of this comic hell. Good avatar material too.
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Mar 9, 2018 02:10
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:nsm should smack jjj's with another jjj. Yes, I want to see Newspaper Clone Saga. Or Jonahverse.
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Mar 14, 2018 10:45
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evilmiera posted:Spider-Man, with the proportionate strength of about 2.5 pythons. He's not going to like the Next Adventure: Spider-Man vs The Serpent Society! edit: I also want to see Newspaper Taskmaster, and his defeat after multiple concussions caused by copying Newspaper Spider-Man.
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Mar 19, 2018 10:34
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The Question IRL posted:Clearly someone did not play Bayou Billy growing up. Bayou Billy? You better keep the receipt!
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Apr 7, 2018 13:01
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Manatee Cannon posted:is he really just gonna talk them both down? that's the resolution to this arc? Well he sure does suck at fighting without another hero to distract the enemy.
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Apr 9, 2018 05:23
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Psychedelicatessen posted:Once he's done with Conners, it's time to try this new technique on JJJ In a surprising twist, this causes JJJ to transform into a giant monster.
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Apr 9, 2018 11:42
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Since many religious figures are real in comic books, a Marvel Chick Track should really be more positive than the real thing. And by that I mean that every one of them should have the sinners burned to ashes by Ghost Rider's penance stare.
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JCube going to hire The Serpent Society to kill Spider-Man.
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