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Oct 14, 2005

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prom candy posted:

the skydome is the CN's tower's testicle, if they're going to do anything they should build a second one beside it. maybe make it slightly larger.

I always thought of it as the yonic equivalent of the CN tower's lingam, what with the suggestive opening of the roof and all.

Does this count as posting horny?

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Cold on a Cob posted:

Idk about that but as usual I've heard a lot of canadians comparing themselves to america smugly. "Sure it's bad, but could be worse like the USA eh?"

Isn't it true in this case, though? It could be way, way worse, and people are aware of that.

We're proportionally doing much better than the United States and most of Western Europe, last I checked, which are our closest cultural/political analogue states.

We're doing terribly compared to Japan and South Korea and New Zealand and poo poo, but it's a lot easier to keep quarantine on islands or isolated peninsulas (and that's without taking into account the pernicious cultural influence of but mah freedums-style right wing demagogues that we can thank the yankees for)

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Starks posted:

I still personally hate that idea because I think jail time for anything nonviolent is inhumane, even if they're rich wall street dickheads.

I agree. As a more humane measure, rich wall street dickheads should be executed in the streets and left to rot

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Oct 14, 2005

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It's a pretty reasonable choice if the fundamental psychic underpinning all of your cultural ideology is "gently caress you mom I do what I want".

Just, yknow, evil.

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infernal machines posted:

it would be something, but people's memories would have to be longer than a week

Except in Ontario where, inexplicably, the only thing any boomers remember about politics is that Bob Rae was the premier during a global recession in the 90s that was somehow uniquely his fault and by extension the fault of all NDP everywhere forever

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Oct 14, 2005

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We should take this opportunity to remove every senator from the Senate.

And then remove the Senate from the country.

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I don't get why conservatives still feel the need to defend the residential schools. Is this really a live issue in loving 2020? Seriously??


e: ah who the gently caress am I kidding, the "war of northern aggression" is still a thing in the states. I just can't understand it.

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Oct 14, 2005

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I conserve the right to give Erin o'toole a swirly

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I value the conservation of cold shitwater in Erin o'toole's ears and mouth as I dunk him, repeatedly, into a used commode

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Imagine Gary Mason's dumb sweaty head being secured beneath the guillotine :allears:

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It's so infuriating how nakedly fptp exists just to prop up entrenched power systems.

What's that? The liberals won 70% of the seats with 34% of the popular vote and the NDP won 6% of the seats with 30% of the popular vote? Sounds like effective representation to me!

So sensible how all of our democratic voting rules are legislated from a period when cars didn't exist and people still used leeches and quicksilver for their bad humours.

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Oct 14, 2005

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Lmao

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Lostconfused posted:

I was wondering why this thread got so active, lol.

Time to check in on the canpol thr-... Oh we're talking about Americans again. Cool.

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Oct 14, 2005

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jsoh posted:

they should make me the gg so I don't have to get a job

Nah bud, you gotta aim for the senate. Same sinecural leeching but with a lifelong appointment* and even lower public profile.

Plus if you get fired then local strip clubs will hire you as a bouncer afterwards


(just checked apparently you have to retire at 75. Huh go figure)

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aughh hosered by my own petard

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I'm not familiar with this Jonathan Kay fella but from a quick glance of his twitter he seems like a run of the mill transphobe dipshit. Anything else of note?

e: ah okay he runs quillete. Yikes.

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Number hungry.

Number must feed

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Guillotine

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In Ontario they do, at least once they hit max seniority if not before then. I personally know multiple public school teachers clearing 100k per annum

efb

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I would posit that one of the reasons our country hadn't completely gone to poo poo yet is that our public school teachers make a livable wage, unlike our southern neighbours. At least they don't have to work at walmart on the weekend to cover rent.

Naturally, priority #1 for the Ontario Tories is defunding public schools (and hospitals) for that reason.

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Oct 14, 2005

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Did that millionaire who took his trophy wife onto native land to steal vaccines meant for indigenous people ever end up getting more than just a slap on the wrist?

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Chuds can stroll right out of the quarantine hotel anytime if they just pay the fee.

Negligently spreading a life threatening illness would seem to be manslaughter to me but what do I know.

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We should instead recreate that statue of Chronos punching all those babies and label it CAPITALISM VS POORS

Pretty much the same thing

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Starks posted:

Great website!
I wonder who some of those donations are dedicated to.



Seems pretty rude to not list his other accomplishments! Being the second most genocidal European ruler during WW2 and architect of the biggest concentration camp outside of Poland was not an easy task. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ante_Paveli%C4%87#Genocide

Lmao of course

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Starks posted:

We need to have a discussion about the doomer to antivaxxer pipeline.

wait are we pro pipeline or anti pipeline now? i can't keep track anymore

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Oct 14, 2005

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I heard that Rob Ford died of something called bumba clots (!)

Sounds really dangerous many are saying so

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Love our corrupt police

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/markham-casino-mansion-oiprd-1.6029885


quote:

Months after police unveiled a massive bust at an alleged illegal casino at a sprawling mansion north of Toronto, charges have been withdrawn against a central figure in the case — with his lawyers now alleging that police planted evidence and stole watches worth hundreds of thousands of dollars from his bedroom.


quote:

Officers shot numerous photos and videos in the room, and in them, two watches are visible: a Patek Phillippe that was bought in Paris, said to be worth around $300,000, and a Jaeger-LeCoultre, which the letter says was purchased in Hong Kong and is worth about $150,000.

Police then proceeded to take exit videos and photos after they concluded a search of the room on July 24 — but the watches don't appear in any of them, according to the letter.

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*gargles a can of monster zero to the tune of o Canada* :canada:

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I will shamefully admit to really liking the taste of cotton candy flavoured thermo x, because I apparently have the palate of a 12 year-old

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DariusLikewise posted:

theres been a pretty serious questioning recently over the origin of covid and the expert consensus has shifted from "definitely not from a lab" to "probably from bats but small chance it was from a lab". it is really really important to figure out the origin and get it right and at least we have evidence now that the origin is in question and its not just people jumping to conclusions because they want to be racist against chinese people.

Actually it's about deflecting blame from the criminally, murderously negligent job that most Western governments have done in managing pandemic control, and shifting guilt onto the Red Menace to avoid culpability hth

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Nobody:

Posters itt: my 6 figures of equity in an appreciating asset is actually bad, because,

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I demand that anyone not residing in a drainage ditch must wear sackcloth and spread ashes in their hair for Crimes Against Socialism

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Francophones might be oppressed economically, but I can't find a decent steamé in Toronto so really who's the one suffering here??

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The fact that the notwithstanding clause had to be invoked in the bill (which, in short, is a constitutional right of lawmakers to exempt a law from legal challenges based on the charter of rights and freedoms) pretty much tells you that the legislature is wholly aware that the law is discriminatory.

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TIL communism killed Chris Farley :eek:

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Kazinsal posted:

I really want to know what combination of psychotropics to take to experience the bizarro universe that chuds think centrists are going to implement when they take power

https://www.rebelnews.com/

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flakeloaf posted:

reported for encouraging self-harm

I am mad with power and cannot be stopped :blastu: :canada:

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infernal machines posted:

you had 0% protection for more than a year, how did that play out?

That's not blood in my lungs, it's victory wine :hehe:

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Likewise I got my first shot on may 11 and look forward to the delta variant savaging my dick and balls in the meantime

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corbynism intensifies

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