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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

euphronius posted:

beer fest is an amazing movie

they ever follow it up with the very obviously-hinted weed fest sequel with a willie nelson cameo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:17

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:09

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Oh thank god the kids are all right so I can go back to writing in Marx

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:42

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VectorSigma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHPyXFcWxo

I write in Groucho Marx, but this is def campaigning for my vote

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 04:52

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Philthy posted:

This year better end better than last year.

All this lead up to just being nothing is going to break the loving world.

It's gonna be a huge wet fart

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 05:01

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

punchymcpunch posted:

huge

wet

PISS

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 05:05

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GobiasIndustries posted:

start tweeting, fatty

He lost all his followers

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 13:53

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

I want to interrupt Graham's funeral by doing donuts with a coal-rolling Duramax over his grave blasting glitter out the exhaust and screaming video killed the radio star from a million-watt sound system

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 14:39

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

GobiasIndustries posted:

I dunno who that guy is but the past several years have trained me to assume that when I read 'evangelist pastor dies' it's a good thing

he's like the original evangelist pastor, an eldritch horror summoned from the backwoods of North Carolina to yell about sins

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 14:42

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Samurai Sanders posted:

Would it be way too optimistic to think he was an Evangelist preacher from before they were the most powerful destructive force on earth?

edit: oh.

Yes

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 14:42

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

sandoz posted:

white people should have to watch Black Panther in special non-HD whites-only theaters with uncomfortable seats

So those gimp-rear end basement 'theaters' they always have

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 14:45

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

UFOTacoMan posted:

Billy Graham is no where near as bad as his son Franklin Graham who is still alive.

Yeah that's because a dead evangelist is infinitely better than a live one

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 14:46

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

euphronius posted:

lmao

Oh I got that one, but she was among a handful of them I'd reported a while back.

Helps keep the nerves dull, searching for some whistle word of theirs once in a while and then reporting a half dozen people.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 16:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

It bears mention that these kids grew up in FL so they are absolutely used to having olds talk poo poo to/about them absolutely used to talking poo poo right back.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:00

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lastgirl posted:

its this

i live here

there is so many old people, SO many

I grew up there about a half hour from Tampa, confirming a) the gyros are hella good thanks tarpon springs b) there are SO MANY OLDS

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:05

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Honestly if you wanted to lower the incidence of rape you'd start by hanging everyone with a fedora and then make a PUA honeypot site where you just rolled up anyone who put in their personal information to get the secret hookup techniques.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:35

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

mormonpartyboat posted:

Puckle gun

Production and use

A prototype was shown in 1717 to the English Board of Ordnance, who were not impressed. At a later public trial held in 1722, a Puckle gun was able to fire 63 shots in seven minutes (approx 9 rounds per minute) in the midst of a driving rain storm.[1][7] A rate of 9 rounds per minute compared favourably to musketeers of the period, who could be expected to fire between 2 and 5 rounds per minute depending on the quality of the troops, with experienced troops expected to reliably manage 3 rounds a minute under fair conditions; it was however inferior in fire rate to earlier repeating weapons such as the Kalthoff repeater which fired up to six times faster.

The Puckle gun drew few investors and never achieved mass production or sales to the British armed forces. As with other designs of the time it was hampered by "clumsy and undependable flintlock ignition" and other mechanical problems.[1] A leaflet of the period sarcastically observed of the venture that "they're only wounded who hold shares therein". Production was highly limited and may have been as few as just two guns, one a crude prototype made of iron, the other a finished weapon made from brass.[ii][7]

John Montagu, 2nd Duke of Montagu, Master-General of the Ordnance (1740-1749), purchased two guns for an ill-fated expedition in 1722 to capture St Lucia and St Vincent. While shipping manifests state "2 Machine Guns of Puckles" (sic) were among the cargo that departed from Portsmouth,[2] there is no evidence that the guns were ever used in battle.[4]

Puckle gun was designed to shoot cube bullets at Muslims no joke

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:56

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Barreft posted:

What bullshit.

what? bullshit?

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 04:58

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Kilmers Elbow posted:

james puckle

This guy fuckles

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 05:11

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Venom Snake posted:

"if you try and take our toys we will kill everyone" -extremely normal hobbyist

"this is the M1 Awhatever Abrams main battle tank, it'll turn your house into goddamn matchsticks and you ain't gonna do poo poo to it with you goddamn rifle now sit the gently caress down wolverines"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 05:13

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

kopasetic posted:

my extremely chud uncle has over 100,000 rounds of ammo and multiple Garands, M1 carbines, and other milsurp guns buried cosmolene in his backyard. Somehow I doubt that lunatic is going ever give those up.

As long as he only has guns that shot Nazis that's ok with me, hell he can roll with Hitler's own Walther for all I care, it passes the "shot a nazi" test

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 05:16

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

A Handed Missus posted:

trump

TRUMP .45

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 12:28

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Can't wait for the inevitable drop-fire through a wall or ceiling or floor

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:06

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lmao imagine being someone who voted for trump thinking it would just be some kind of throwaway protest vote realizing they helped create this. Like seriously imagine if such a self-aware person existed.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:19

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

No D wave means I'm getting out

too bad the stupidity is consuming the entire loving planet

where the hell are you going to go, even New Zealand is getting up to some bullshit

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:44

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

Maybe I can find some shelter from the oncoming storm.
Def won't find it here

you ain't gonna find it elsewhere either, not even some far-flung Pacific island because either a huge hurricane is going to hit you, the sea will reclaim it, or the loving Aussies are going to pave over your rear end to make a concentration camp. Europe is loving toast, everyone there is either trying to get out or get rich trying to suck russian oligarchs off, Scandinavia is thawing into fever swamps where they sell plots of land under the north sea to exxon or rosneft, China is rolling on Africa like some roofie-slinging frat prince.

There is literally nowhere anyone anywhere can possibly find shelter, Antarctica's icecap is loving breaking in half and the land ice shelves there are sliding into the sea so congrats on wasting a bunch of time money and effort to die pitifully in a slightly different place

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:53

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Ban the sale of bump stocks

Bring TRUMP STOCK to market offering patented MAGAFIRE technology

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:55

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

euphronius posted:

like they don't even have school shootings in Russia

yeah they just gas you with fentanyl in the air ducts

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:56

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

gradenko_2000 posted:

sir. SIR!!! it was carfentanyl

beep beep comrade

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:57

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Iron Crowned posted:

I'm pretty sure the AK is much more reliable than the AR, but I'm also not a gun expert.

lol ask tfr to tell you it'll be fun

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 14:59

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

Wow I guess I'm really owned now.
I guess I shouldn't do anything at all then just accept into my heart because of the eternal unbreakable truth of geohell.
Maybe I should just start rolling coal as well to accelerate our demise or something as well.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 15:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

D1E posted:

We're including college professors with the cool guns too, right?

because the typical university is so large and spread out, professors get machine gun emplacements and artillery.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 15:19

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao all the usual suspects
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/966694205493075968

we didn't shoot the choir

the guns were thumpin'
'fore the world was trumpin'

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:23

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Iron Crowned posted:

The problem is that any firearm that holds more than one round at a time is by it's nature semi-automatic.

pretty sure the definition of semiauto includes self-loading, it's not just "fires when trigger is pulled"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:29

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mormonpartyboat posted:

ICBMs don't have wings

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:32

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

We should arm and deputize homeless people, they're always on patrol

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:33

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Zikan posted:

MAGA chuds start firing all their guns at clouds in order to defend our freedoms to machine guns

They're gonna feel real empowered after they get hit by lightning then

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:37

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Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/zekejmiller/status/966696562935193600

Pittsburgh Narc~~otics~~ Cloud

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:38

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Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/966696766673432576

Like a redneck version of Bain

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:51

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euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/966701484267200518

clickhole better check fire lest they actually stop being satire

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:53

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:09

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mormonpartyboat posted:

oh my goddddddddd karen is going on about mike pence wanting only a horse in his life

that when he rides a horse is the only time that hes truly satisfied

Much like Walken wearing Bruce Willis's dad's watch up his rear end, Pence rides horses up his rear end.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 16:57

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