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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I feel like there has been no modern media that understands and synthesizes modern conspiracy the way stuff like xfiles and dues ex managed with 90s conspiracy

In those days it really was folklore and you had to put it all together yourself. I recently bought a copy of Behold A Pale Horse and it’s amazing how much X-Files cribbed and reconfigured. They also worked a lot of real history in there that was at the time just a step above folklore.

And the spirit of the age was pure paranoia, just everyone stumbling around not knowing what the new grand narrative was going to be while coming to terms with all the horrible poo poo America did in the 20th century. Plus there was that millennial haze making everyone weird.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Dr. VooDoo posted:

If Q is just one long running leftist prank it would be both amazing and scary because we’d see the Qult find excuses as to why clearly those are DEEP STATE agents trying to discredit Q then some actual right wing nut would pick up Qs tripcode and might Direct the Qult to do some very bad poo poo

This always happens: look at crop circles. They were demonstrably the work of two guys who documented everything, but they only became more popular once the dudes explained what they’d done. And they were widely believed by ufo nuts to be disinformation.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

Surprising no one but deranged boomers, 4chan is beginning to claim that Q anon was a massive hoax done on boomer Trump voters for fun.

I'm sure the boomers will have a very measured and insightful response to this great joke! ( taking bets on if a channel ends up lynched by deranged boomers because of this)

Hopefully it will be reflected in a split between the /pol/ teens and racist boomers who do the nazi marches.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


You know, I really believe that this dude and Scott Adams have pretty even odds of one day begging for forgiveness from a person or people who believe in qanon.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

fishing with the fam posted:

The internet is functionally magic to me, so pardon the most likely dumb question. But doesn't the government have the technology and resources to easily track down anyone and everyone who posts as "Q" on pretty much any platform or site?

I’m sure the FBI has been watching 4chan since mass shooters have been posting there about their shootings.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

No, you see, it's different when it's produced by a human body. Like how natural diamonds are completely different and worth so much more than synthetic ones.

Marketing? Do the satanists sell it as like part of a destination resort vacation, like diving for your own clams or something?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

This poop is going to kill some people some day, most likely. So just think about how you’re going to reflect back on that if something really ugly happens.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

Pretty much everything has been insanely obvious though. It's not like Cohen is some master of disguise and manipulation. He looks exactly like Sacha Baron Cohen wearing silly clothes, bad makeup, and putting on a funny accent and makes people do bizarre and offensive things on camera. The only person who would actually fall for one of his tricks is either in on the joke or a complete dunderhead (which, admittedly, every single one of his targets for this one have been).

People are much more willing to believe something if it flatters their worldview, especially if their worldview is full of cartoonish oversimplification. That was also the premise to Borat.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

When is Jonny Gosch’s mom going to glom onto this or get drawn in, I wonder?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

Wasn’t it actually that his partner just waltzed right in while Jones hid in the bushes for hours?

That was the weirdo safari journalist Jon Ronson, who says Jones told him he was faking it, but also saw him act like a total lunatic.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mister Bates posted:

the best part is that occasionally that has actually happened and it inevitably turns out to be some low-rank nobody who did completely mundane work adjacent to something uber-secret and want to try to use that to wring money from the credulous. like, they worked at Area 51 fixing the air conditioning in airplane hangars or whatever and once saw something under a tarp that looked kind of weird so they write a bunch of tell-all books, do interviews on Coast to Coast AM, and go to UFO conventions for the next 20 years, with their own supposed position and role getting inflated with every retelling of the story until 'former USAF lower enlisted mechanic' becomes 'former commander of Nellis Air Force Base' or whatever

Actually that guy was a total fraud who ran a mail-order chemical supply business. He made the whole thing up to get conspiracy weirds to buy his dry ice. He ended up claiming that the government erased all traces of his Ph.D. from MIT and gave him the credentials of a middling loser like they were the men in black.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Why are these morons so gung-ho about a crazy conspiracy when they won everything in real life and have the comparatively gentler fantasy machine of fox news?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Obama was very shrewd and able to play politics well. It’s just that his 4D chess was drone-striking kids and deporting people.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Fulchrum posted:

More specifically, its using sarcasm to highlight how stupid it is to claim that Obamas goals were to kill children and deport brown people now that we're seeing what Trump is doing.

Yet he applied all his savvy and skill toward finding ways of doing those things that didn't upset the apple cart, ie maintaining a collapsing status quo that required those things but which is now imploding into naked oligarchy without the velvet glove.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Fulchrum posted:

What you mean of course is doing those things the absolute least a modern president can.

Good thing that Trump replaced the status quo. You must find it so much more preferable.

He could have not deported people and he could have not blown up weddings with drones. He chose to do them in a way that was as invisible as possible rather than not doing them. Why draw this false dichotomy between Obama and Trump? That Obama could have been a better president does not mean that Trump was the only alternative to the Obama who was.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

Guys the revolution has begun, Trump and his team just summarily executed a senator

McCain's tumor is the perfect sleeper agent to strike at the Clintons and Bushes during the funeral. The storm is here!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sir Tonk posted:

lol you can play as ben garrison

And it’s from when he was fighting being called a nazi instead of embracing it.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mantis42 posted:

"Greetings. My name is Q. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2018 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD."

What is this meme from? Why do I get Lal’s picture when I search it?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

When did Q go from describing things the president was doing to doing heroic things all by himself? What’s his stated goal, if any?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

I hope you don’t mind me stealing this idea for a post-apocalyptic dystopia I suddenly want to write.

Too late:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What’s Clinton been doing since the election? Some internal dnc fundraising and that’s all, right? I think she’s really gone this time.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Hillaryis44 people have to be all-in on Q poo poo by now if they’re still around, right?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Ague Proof posted:

The Deep State Redditors are downvoting all their posts.




The black magic part of the last comment is an absolutely incredible premise for a story.

Black magic vomit, just like how Papa Shango disqualified Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What’s the hollywood illusion? I’m sure it’s something antisemitic, but what do they think has been shattered?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

EXTRA EXTRA! KISSINGER STEALS CANDY FROM BABY!!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

They’re already violent, so it’s not a huge stretch to imagine that they will become more violent.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

BiggerBoat posted:

These people sound like Adam West and Burt Ward working out a Riddler puzzle.

“Chicago very unsafe...MURDERS there. Will restore ORDER.’ Golly, what could he mean? Chicago...of course! He means black people!”

“Right chum, he’s no doubt preparing kill squads right now. Get out hoods!”

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

When are they going to start going into space? I feel like there have to be space vessels and maybe greys at some point.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I recently got a copy of William Cooper’s Behold a Pale Horse and yikes, conspiracy theory people have always been extremely bigoted. It has the full text of the protocols of the elders of zion right in the middle with nothing changed or added.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

TulliusCicero posted:

I hate that a mediocre Scifi movie with absolutely poo poo sequels has inspired an entire waste barge of terrible right wing ideas and conspiracy cranks for the next two loving decades.

If I have to see or hear "red pilled" unironically ever again, loving christ.

Pretty cool that white supremacists coopted a story about a black man leading a bunch of other black people in liberating themselves from slavery by exposing false consciousness enforced by a bunch of white men in suits. And only the one white guy is really slow at figuring it out.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:



It's always amazing when the 8chan chuds get all self-righteous about pedophiles. They get REALLY upset whenever someone points out that they were literally founded because the pedos got kicked out of 4chan. There was some drama a couple years back where a leftist Youtuber called them out for hosting jailbait and loli porn and they mass reported him to the cops accusing him of having planted it.

That was Dan Olson, whose videos are so good that more people should watch them. He’s broken genuine ground understanding the political economy of youtube.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Are there still ufo people out there in appreciable numbers? Late 70s to mid-90s they were organized and getting tons of media attention, but they kind of seem to have withered away in a hurry following the advent of hd phone cameras and 9/11.

I’m guessing phone cameras made it harder to believe every blurry double exposure was a ufo and that the last vestiges of the post-watergate/pentagon papers mood were extinguished in a hurry by noted war president George Bush Jr’s patriotism party. Or at least transformed into a purely earthly 9/11 obsession.

EDIT: I remember hearing that ufo crank Bud Hopkins died about 5 years ago, and I was amazed I hadn’t heard anything from him since like 97 or 98. He used to be on tv at least a few times a year.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I had noticed a while ago that ufo abduction stories had shifted into being more about demonic influence rather than just science fiction rape. It’s weird but I guess not surprising given the succubus folk tradition it partially grew out of.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What will be even funnier is how once he’s out of power they will dismiss him as a RINO cuck and say he was never their guy and now president Roy Moore/Joe Arpio will finally cleanse the inner cities

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Q people are probably much more likely to fit into the authoritarian personality type than a random sample of voters.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

It’s like Dees without the antisemitism. Unless that’s covered by the text on the map behind him.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I know in universe the games exist and are released by the templars who bought activision but tell the story of how bad the templars are so I don't even know what that is supposed to be.

It’s just like how the evil molester cabal has to put clues to their vile deeds into public discourse!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I feel like the kind of boomer into Q poo poo was antisemitic long before Q happened.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Helsing posted:

I recently saw a talk that was put up on youtube by some skeptics group where the speaker goes into some detail to demonstrate how practically every common science fiction urban legend from the last 100 years is an almost literal reproduction of some contemporary pop culture, especially film. The modern Lock Ness Monster stuff came out right around the time King Kong (with its famous stop motion dinosaurs) got big, the Chupacabra has a remarkable resemblance to the alien from Species, the first reports of flying saucers were preceded by numerous sci fi magazine covers featuring disc and saucer shaped alien vessels, the Reptilian theory is a very close recreation of the plotline from the 1980s miniseries V, ancient astronaut theory is lifted almost wholesale from the writings of Lovecraft, etc.

I think anyone with a passing familiarity with science fiction can intuit most of that already but it was pretty striking seeing the speaker lay out case by case where some prominent supernatural urban legend would invariably have gotten started within months or a year of some very similar sci fi movie having been released. And if we just take the basic insight and think about it in the context of films about government conspiracies and surveillance then it's totally unsurprising that contemporary conspiracy theories like Qannon end up reproducing the plot-lines of popular television.

It’s also a reciprocal relationship to some degree, insofar as tv and movies pick up on the same cultural trends and anxieties that drive the conspiracy lore. 70s movies and tv are full of mysterious abductions and bodily violations of unconscious or semiconscious subjects (Futurewold, for instance, or Rosemary’s Baby), and also full of powerful secret cabals who do nefarious things. Relatively few dramatize alien abductions directly, but the paranoia is there and the emotional tenor is there. And it was in real life too.

And then there are movies that take from the weird culture that’s already there, like the greys in Close Encounters, which then drives the formation of future weird culture.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

To me 8chan is the most fascinating/baffling/confusing/amazing part of all this, really. The heart of the conspiracy is a website so full of pedophiles that even 4chan coulnd't tolerate them. It's like a group of Neo-Nazis basing themselves in an active Synagogue.

Just like in the 80s when these boomer jims were young, they don’t care about actual pedophiles but only pedophiles who represent the platonic ideal of what they engage in spiritual warfare against without having to actually do anything. The satanic panic didn’t give a poo poo about real pedophiles either: they considered kids getting raped by family or their coach or whoever (real pedophilia) trivial in comparison to satan-controlled mass pedophilia used to weaken the power of god through arcane rituals.

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