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I wasn't that sold, until i saw someone in a giant bubble ball rolling away from the shark

# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 03:02

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:02

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBwgskZg70

This got posted in TVIV Couch Chat, but holy loving poo poo, I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying

i can't lie, other than the obligatory preachy moments this whole show looks dumb and fun

# ¿ May 17, 2018 02:35

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtnZbWzNbk

my fav bit of this trailer is the one-second lingerie shot amongst a bunch of action shots

# ¿ May 24, 2018 02:50

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i forgot to mention i would really love to call myself an Agent of SAD

# ¿ May 24, 2018 08:44

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Pycckuu posted:

Abraham Lincoln probably didn't like trannies but there is a monument to him in Washington DC. Something something Adolf Hitler, Elvis doc looks like poo poo.

what is this trailer

# ¿ May 30, 2018 04:00

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4F3Sn-Xzzo

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# ¿ Jul 24, 2018 04:30

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Lol if you don�t think pikachu detective will make mad buck

# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 18:29

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i can't even tell if alita or dumbo has the more terrifying eyes

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 03:58

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https://twitter.com/purelylorde/status/1066293427376087043

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 06:53

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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 17:44

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Maybe this time the fish bowl aquarium man will make Peter murder all the superheroes and we will get Old Man Spidey, which will also include the twist that his sperm gave Mary Jane cancer

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 06:31

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clown shoes posted:

Who is Greta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAEoJkL_8zU

Isabelle Huppert was amazing in Elle, definitely watching this

# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 06:55

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clown shoes posted:

David Fincher's animation anthology Love Death + Robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUFwunMKa4E

second shot is literally a fox person's taint and butt so i agree with the tag line it's for a messed up audience

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 03:08

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davidspackage posted:

I'm honestly curious if there's a studio note somewhere that says 'make Jafar hot. It'll do really well on Twitter.'

i mean, there are people hot for joker

# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 07:42

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Sabrina is going to summon a Satan to kill the super sonar hearing aliens

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 13:38

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https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1113464764859068421

# ¿ Apr 5, 2019 04:55

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i just groaned when they made the pennywise joke

# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 16:31

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mk is the only game series with a plot that combines ninjas, shaolin monks, chinese warriors dressed like ninjas, fanged monster men, hollywood, the military-industrial complex, zombies, a cyberpunk australian, a cowboy, aztec gods, elder gods, a god in a straw hat, time travel shenanigans, a ninja named "error macro" retconned into a corpse possessing thousands of souls, a bee girl, and robot ninjas among others, and somehow makes it work

# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 09:31

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUaCzIB1T8

# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 12:51

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 16:22

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I'm starting to think I might legit be going insane and hallucinating versions of these trailers and movies that nobody else sees, because, like

The Sonic movie looks like a generic kids movie, and while not amazing, that's better than literally anything else we could have realistically gotten out of the idea, so I have genuinely no clue where the gently caress all the vitriol is coming from

Like is there an alternate cut of the trailer with Endgame spoilers in it or something?

imagine if they did sonic but with cute fat sonic using the spiderverse animation technique though

# ¿ Apr 30, 2019 16:58

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# ¿ May 1, 2019 17:33

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New spiderman trailer that has tons of endgame spoilers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9L1jCKGnE

# ¿ May 6, 2019 14:24

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so is Mulan straight out not even bothering to pretend she's a guy? Or are they doing the finale scene in the battlefield instead of that whole thing with the emperor

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 11:01

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Chernobyl dog scene but with cats as Memories play in the background on a soviet ham radio

# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 02:17

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LesterGroans posted:

The fact that they're plastering "THIS IS A SATIRE" all over the marketing is really bugging me.

considering the current culture climate they probably have to

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 02:57

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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 16:03

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Alhazred posted:

I really like Pixar, but they really do only have one plot that they keep remastering.

What if... Ghosts have emotions??? Also put into a corporate setting at some point

# ¿ Nov 10, 2019 15:40

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The plot revolves around three systems engineers �Fang Yuan (Female, 25 years old), �Ren Ren (Male, 30 years old)� and �Bai Song Min (Male, 30 years old), where three of them created a �Perfectly Transparent System� for an organisation 20 years ago. Unfortunately, they discovered that the organisation leader �Mike (Westerner, 30 years old) intends to sell the system to the law-breakers. In the end, they have decided to immediately ceased the operation and chose to part ways as a means to refrain Mike from doing what he desired. Due to a peculiar combination of circumstances, Mike intoxicated Fang Yuan with alcohol on the day before she left and took advantage of her, which later found out that she was pregnant with his daughter �Fang Rui�!

20 years have passed and now Fang Rui (Female, 20 years old) is an interior designer. She chance upon Ren Ren�s godbrother �Xiao Wei (Male, 20 years old), whom is a Youtuber. Coincidentally, Xiao Wei is working in the networking company of Bai Song Min�s son �Bai Tao (Male, in his 20�s). Three of them have zero idea about the complex relationships amongst their parents until Xiao Wei accidentally swap his laptop with Ren Ren one day and resulting in one of the computer repair technician to discover the shocking secret � which is the �Perfectly Transparent System� from the past! The computer repair technician later transform the system into an app and smuggles it to the law-breakers. The world descends into chaos, and at the same time the police officers arrest Xiao Wei and the rest of his friends to bring the entire truth to light. As a result, Fang Yuan, Ren Ren and Bai Song Min finally reunite with each other again when they learned that their children create a disaster out of the app. In order to prove that the children are innocent, Fang Yuan take action to retrieve the app from the law-breakers and destroy it.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 07:23

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feedmyleg posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eQBl3_6FKA

No animated series hand suckers, 0/0

e: I meant 0/5, but I think this is more accurate. This movie has no possible stars.

had no idea of this film, misread the title of the youtube and saw Jared Harris and was actually interested for one single second gdi

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 02:43

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cNao95FIw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXh53I-Sdsk

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 13:45

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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 03:57

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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 07:10

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that little burst of gunfire at the car flipping over him is very "I panic at an unexpected thing happening in a multiplayer game and shoot the object that should have killed me", lol

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 14:38

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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 03:35

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The MSJ posted:

Ken Jeong can just go back to being a doctor but he loves being movies apparently.

Anyway, Castle Freak remake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iCm6Vf6G5A

Looks fun, although lol at one of the girls seeing broken mirrors leading to getting naked to check self out

# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 15:42

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flashy_mcflash posted:

lmao @ every line Tyson utters in this trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5DMMTuwQhs

i love that little bit where Halfthor lugs a heavy machinegun cackling as he fires. just having the time of his life

# ¿ Dec 27, 2020 17:18

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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 04:45

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confused posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sRvZ8siWLY

It is without irony or sarcasm that I say Butt Boy moved me emotionally more than any other new movie I saw last year. It is really good.

I watched this based on your recommendation and want to reiterate that this film surprised me by how good it is, outworldly premise notwithstanding

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:02

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