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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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LIST: The one type of person you'll meet on reddit.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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came here from stranger things

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I told all my friends and lovers to buy AMD at 4 and they think I'm just great.

except for rima who sold at 12 for a loss cuz she got cursed by gypsies as a kid and now has bad money luck and is generally dumb w/ money

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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The way they talk makes me feel violent. I can't explain it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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gbs but from 2004 posted:

why do people like funko pops, I don’t understand



from the people i've seen talking about funko pops outside of dr albert funko's always massive always the same booth @ nyc toy fair (so at gamestop) the common trait among funko pop consumers is autism

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Disco Pope posted:

Nothing like ending a perfect day like that by listening to "The Foos" (what I call The Foo Fighters) and 2-3 minutes of missionary sex resulting in an orgasm, for me.

Good call.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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i think im having a microcosm

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Cops should only be allowed to carry gay pride guns that shoot green apple jolly ranchers and threaten people with not shooting them.

SIR GET ON THE GROUND OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY CANDY

I also think all pigs should have to drive high viz pink smartcars with big rainbow flags attached so that they are easier to spot on the highway. safer for everyone and hella inclusive

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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gay for gacha posted:



Reddit also has a tone. I don't know how to describe it but it's almost like the users smell their own farts. Like YouTube influencer tone but lighter

yup yup yup yup yup it's this

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Willatron posted:

Returning to these forums after a long time away made me realize how much I loving hate upvote/downvote buttons, reacts and other post rating measures because I'm pretty sure you're right on the money about how they affect discourse.

:eyepop:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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has anyone read r/hapas? I have a few times. it is terrifying

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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lol a hapa is a half east asian half white person i think

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I think this was back in like 2015 or so that I looked but the incel forum was still up and there was some overlap and it was dreadful race-obsessed read

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I will never, ever stop ejaculating

not with that attitude

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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"I have no personality. I regurgitate what I am spoon-fed. sus. hodor. infinity gauntlet"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Jamie Faith posted:

Remember when Glenn Howerton did an AMA on Reddit and 90% of the comments were just Redditors quoting It's Always Sunny bits at him and he would just respond with "yup...that's a thing I said..."

Embarrassing.

I don't but that sounds like something that would happen. Just gonna assume the other 10% were asking him what his favorite funko-pops are or just them posting pictures of funky-pops.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Jesus is just history's most successful Jew.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I know micro-dosing is a thing now but I've always considered an 8th to be a standard dose. I thought this was universal

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Tweak posted:

The Muerte thread if anyone wants to compare/contrast with this biking redditor

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&perpage=40&noseen=1

this is pretty good

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Well, it's nude. loving slut rock.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Gotta forward an impression of myself on the newsfeed brb

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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At least she'll no longer be in heat.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Danaru posted:



It's the same mostly naked 16 year old that keeps getting shunted to the front page of reddit

Six hundred loving drawings and not a hint of improvement or self reflection

I want to slam that guy's fingers in a car door.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Tit vs scroat

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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poly says her back hurts

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

gently caress that’s perfect Reddit

Only in an abstract sense. Also

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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I've been feeling like a loser for not being able to secure a second job or a single 6 figure job before our second child is born, like really down on myself, but now I realize I'm very cool and successful.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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wa27 posted:



This is my parental nightmare.


:same:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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lmao at the idea of relapsing on body pillows

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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In a building, in a room, in the dark, alone with a screen, talking to my pillow.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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cut my waifu into pieces

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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No one has watched Eternals. Let's not get crazy here.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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wrong thread!

how do i delete the swans

poo poo!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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open in app

its better in the app

look app

me reddit looka app

app app app

hey its reddit but also the app get the app

hey sign in

u like apps? get the app

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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The Fattest PI posted:

An actual pedophile just dug up a year old comment of mine where I had the audacity to say that pedophiles were bad, and is trying to "debate" me about the badness of childrape.

reddit.com

how's the argument going?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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syntaxfunction posted:

They say there's porn of everything yet they keep deliberately taking down all of mine. So either everyone's full of poo poo or there's a conspiracy. And I do love conspiracies.

maybe you're violating my favorite adult performer, Terms of Service

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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goddamn reddit?
forget it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Danaru posted:



FUNNEEEEEEEE FUNNY JOKE GET IT

i want to know what the rear end in a top hat who draws these looks like

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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ok groomer

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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everyone likes typing on reddit until they get punched in the mouth

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