Auspol May: it's a Bloody Budget Bonanza!

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Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Before Times posted:

I drink coke zero, and don't put sugar in my tea or coffee and I'm still fat af

I just have an eating disorder and crippling anxiety!

There is some evidence that diet soft drinks also have a weight gaining effect too I can�t remember what it is specifically

One of my friends idea of weight control was to drink a can of Diet Coke and eat an apple and it would give them indigestion or something and make them not want to eat.

# ¿ May 1, 2018 03:10

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:50

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

DancingShade posted:

It's ok. They can drink their own piss to stay hydrated.

I'm pretty sure I learned that from watching Waterworld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_oEmG7DzU (vaguely NWS for offscreen pissing?)

That�s more of a north of the Barassi line thing tbh

# ¿ May 1, 2018 22:58

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Don Dongington posted:

Here's an idea,

Lets gently caress off council elections and make local governments public servants who we can sack when we identify corruption

Sure the Liberals won't do it, but it'll stop half the countries councils being run by rent seeking shitheels

As someone who works in the local government sector

:same:

# ¿ May 2, 2018 08:17

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Whitlam posted:

I'm an ACU grad ama.

Every room (at least at the Melbourne campus) has a cross in it and one time my friend was discussing her anaemia and was unironically told to pray about it.

ACU run part of the training for royal melbourne icu nursing too lol

# ¿ May 2, 2018 10:50

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

https://twitter.com/abcmelbourne/status/991578069046456320

# ¿ May 2, 2018 12:58

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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DancingShade posted:

I don't know why more people don't ring in to radio stations using false names claiming this. Seems an easy way to generate outrage.

It�s a federal mp

# ¿ May 2, 2018 22:54

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Also loving lol if you think that higher levels of government are magically less corrupt than local government, they just have more resources to hide it

# ¿ May 3, 2018 04:05

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

Wait, is this from the QUT stalkerspace?

Were people dunking on that because it was an airbnb advert? I'm too old and don't understand young people so I don't get why there's a bunch of memes floating round.

They�re asking someone to housesit and feed their pets and expecting to charge them for the privilege

# ¿ May 3, 2018 12:08

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Before Times posted:

IMO it should, at the very least, be at the poverty line. That would almost double the single newstart rate.

But if nobody is poor then everyone is :confused:

# ¿ May 4, 2018 00:02

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Cartoon posted:

Thor is negligent like that. It was a lightning strike

Speaking of digging; Didn't want those endangered species anyway!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-04/environment-department-to-lose-60-jobs-key-to-threatened-species/9722560

This is smashing the furniture on the way out the door. It would seem unlikely the coalition will make another term and this act is going to do what the cuts to the CSIRO did to their future. These people are the entire 'corporate' knowledge regarding how to save or prolong these species. The DoE has almost literally all the leading expert PhDs on many threatened species. Not only that, they have the knowledge of what has and has not worked in the multi government layer and corporate situations that require complicated manoeuvring to achieve even small outcomes.

Vandalism by utter poo poo smeared clown car pilots with no loving clue.

Kiss this little guy good bye for a start. I said Josh Frydenburg was a complete muppet from day one and unfortunately he has delivered in spades.

Even better because most states are in the process of tying state based work closer to the feds on biodiversity :toot:

# ¿ May 4, 2018 02:29

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The ETU is funding the socialist campaign for a seat in Victoria�s upper house, if successful they�d knock of Fiona patten which be loving fantastic

# ¿ May 4, 2018 04:55

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Craveable brandis

# ¿ May 4, 2018 08:04

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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whole fuckton of van badposts in this thread

# ¿ May 4, 2018 12:37

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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tony shepherd should choke to death on his own fuckin cum

# ¿ May 4, 2018 12:54

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 21:44

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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I can�t imagine connecting Clayton campus directly to heavy rail could be done for the less than half a bill in the budget that is assigned to the project tbh. Going to be light rail at best

# ¿ May 6, 2018 23:01

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

A doctor and senior Mormon who blames ungodly love for HIV, as well as a prominent campaigner against the Safe Schools program, have been elected to positions in the Victorian Liberal Party.

They are among at least five Mormons elected as party officers at last week�s state conference.

:laffo:

# ¿ May 7, 2018 07:13

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Lid posted:

A branch of the NSW Liberal Party is set to debate the merits of Sharia-style corporal punishment and a radical proposal to make citizens responsible for sentencing criminals rather than judges.

The notoriously hard-right Carlingford branch, under its colourful president George Popowski, will discuss a push to "straighten out the law and order system" by handing sentencing powers to a panel of 20 members of the public, with no more than 30 per cent from the legal fraternity.

Mr Popowski, who authored the motion, also urged the reintroduction of corporal punishment, arguing it was the "fairest" form of retribution because "we all feel the same pain".

He proposed 10 lashes for theft of a T-shirt, 1000 lashes for stealing a car (2000 if the vehicle is damaged), 5000 lashes for punching a police officer and 20,000 lashes for murder.

The floggings should be "delivered�at 10 lashes per hour � every hour from 9am to 5pm, with one hour for lunch", Mr Popowski wrote. The sentence�would be doubled for second-time offenders.

Mr Popowski�made headlines in 2016 when he brought a motion to a party conference�calling for an immediate ban on all immigration, labelling migrants "criminals", "bastards" and "jihadists".

10 lashes for stealing a t-shirt so presumably a few thousand lashes for wage theft. Hmmm? No?

# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:09

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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Peter Costello says he�ll be dead before budget surplus so for the first time ever I care about the bottom line

# ¿ May 7, 2018 22:58

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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I agree, increase company tax rates

# ¿ May 7, 2018 23:46

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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hooman posted:

I like that corporal punishment guy proposes a death sentence for any crime more serious that stealing a car.

Very effective for rehabilitation that one.

Well they won�t fuckin do it again mate will they, what are ya, fuckin soft?

# ¿ May 8, 2018 00:41

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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In an extremely van badpost:

Actually Peter Dutton is cool and good, gently caress the greens, they are seditionists and traitors

# ¿ May 8, 2018 10:08

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Anidav posted:

This was a really weak budget guys.

I mean super loving weak.

The media is calling this an election budget but all it was is just more handouts for Boomers and gently caress mostly everything else.

Why bother? The boomers are going to vote LNP anyway so I don't see it as election winning by any stretch. A 500 dollar tax cut? It's way too minuscule to offset the negative impacts of wage stagnation, job insecurity and the science brain drain.

The LNP are dreaming if they think this will change their election woes.

On the other hand the voting public are loving brain dead fucks

# ¿ May 8, 2018 11:42

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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Van badham is a psychotic idiot

# ¿ May 9, 2018 03:46

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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ewe2 posted:

Derryn Hinch puts his finger on the Newstart problem:

Want those tax cuts passed, you know what to do, Malcolm. But the prize goes to the BCA (remember them, they're not at all political) for claiming it wanted the cuts aaaages ago.

Really? It must have been under their voice alone in a room 10 stories underground.

I like that even when he�s pushing something progressive Hinch doesn�t even try to pretend that he cares about anyone under 40

# ¿ May 9, 2018 23:05

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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bell jar posted:

calling a 20 year old a kid hitting hard for you? is this a rabbit hole we want to go down

well

# ¿ May 9, 2018 23:53

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There was a guy at uni who worked at a bottleshop that was robbed. Totally hosed him up, he had to drop out of uni.

It is an unpleasant experience. I had one that was just a random drug hosed idiot with a piece of glass, and another that was two guys one with an axe and one with a machete.

# ¿ May 10, 2018 09:28

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Also what would have happened if someone wasn't there to film it?

Run over him again

# ¿ May 10, 2018 09:37

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I cack, you cack, we all cack for icack

# ¿ May 10, 2018 12:48

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

If you�re sound of mind and not under coercion then I fully support your right to kill you are self

# ¿ May 11, 2018 00:45

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Zenithe posted:

I think euthanasia should be legal, but you also know the minute it is some gently caress is gonna chuck a KPI on it.

Dear Centrelink Officer, only seventeen customers who have interacted with you have chosen euthanasia this quarter. If your numbers for the next quarter do not significantly improve you will be placed on performance review.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 04:31

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Looks like Australia is back in the mass shooting business. 7 dead including 4 kids around Margaret River.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 04:33

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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JBP posted:

It's probably healthier for your brain to acknowledge something good he does rather than go "at least he isn't x" because that's how people get mental illness.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 07:26

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

https://www.theage.com.au/business/workplace/fascinating-test-uni-student-nab-locked-in-pay-dispute-20180510-p4zek1.html

On the one hand gently caress wage theft

On the other hand gently caress commerce students

On the other hand gently caress banks

# ¿ May 11, 2018 08:13

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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JBP posted:

Yes. gently caress people that choose a career and go to university then get stolen from.

he was stealing from other people

# ¿ May 11, 2018 09:49

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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JBP posted:

This just in, every employee on earth that isn't working for some social enterprise horseshit is evil.

fuckin finally jbp, i'm proud of you even if you're slow

# ¿ May 11, 2018 10:50

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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If you want some good news Ipsos gives Malcolm a solid budget bump of minus 2 in two party preferred lol

Also can�t wait for the living soul Malcolm Iuean Roberts to rename himself Pauline lee Hanson and take over

# ¿ May 14, 2018 23:46

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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Didn�t newspoll literally just have a one time adjustment to the coalition as a result of the new methodology and its sat unmoving ever since, not much of a recovery

# ¿ May 15, 2018 01:14

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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Brown Paper Bag posted:

The Ludlam dream is over, the Greens nominated some ex-Cop to run in Fremantle

gently caress da greens

# ¿ May 15, 2018 03:35

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:50

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
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lol get hosed Freehills you pack of fucks eat a big fuckin fat shite

# ¿ May 17, 2018 13:57

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