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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Greyhounds are sooooo cute

gonna need some photographic evidence on this one

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

Have we got any hot takes from Daisy re SHY controversy?

she'll blame feminism/outrage culture for it (and claim lionhelm did nothing wrong)

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
i am sure the public discussion around what SHY said and what cat hat said will very very balanced and respectful

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

i've been saying this for years

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Intoluene posted:

gently caress everything about private prisons. Nope, nope, nope. Do NOT let that loving industry start here and get enough power to affect sentencing.

Serco already run a prison in WA (they don't own it, they just manage and administrate it) to prove that private run prisons can totally be a thing here. Its been on the agenda for a while now.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

bell jar posted:

i think my favourite iwc was the time he pretended to be a muslim woman and posted a lot about walking alone at night

My favorite was when IWC pretended to be women so many times that when actual women tried to talk in AusPol, everyone thought they were IWC.

I'm still not convinced that Fruity Gordo isn't an elaborate IWC hoax.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Box of Bunnies posted:

Whoever had "this is feminism's fault, somehow" in the Miranda Devine on Cathat/SHY pool wins

hello

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
hey qm whats up

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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just waiting on a settlement date for my apartment so we can move in and then get on the strata and enforce Mandatory Communism & Solar

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Don Dongington posted:

The funny thing about Libertarians is that if they could JUST grasp the concept of privilege and how it affects your experiences in life, they'd all vanish into thin air and become compassionate and contributing members of society, rather than loud mouthy fuckwaffles.

The main reason you can't teach them this, is that the second they become the victims of anything whatsoever, they scream about the systemic abuse of white upper class males until someone has to put them down or everyone stops listening.

stop violating the NAP!!!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:


:goonsay:

An Brisbane Man after being banned from a Centrelink support network for calling cashier girls sluts after the plastic bag ban - 2018

not all men

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
so you ban the plastic bags but not the vaccines that cause the autism that prevents people from being able to accept not using plastic bags

how come malcolm sjw????

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Aesculus posted:

I'm sorry what

Going to assume he is one of those Freezone types eg: the teachings of Hubbard are correct, but you shouldn't charge people for it.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

avshalemon posted:

where do the vaccines come in

they are usually injected into the butt

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
Wellard and the surrounding suburbs are loving holes and you can feel the domestic violence in the air there.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Senor Tron posted:

Almost like consent when it comes to interactions makes a difference.

Canberra update: the hotel bar is full of bogans loudly yelling at each other who look like they are on their way to/from the footy. Thought this place was all bureaucrats.

thats not the hotel bar, you accidently wandered into Question Time

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Reclines Obesily posted:



Greens creeping up ages 18-39

hey

that's me!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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It is important to make it mandatory to stand before a judge, because otherwise not standing carries no weight and how am I supposed to Stick It To The Man?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

JBP posted:

this is the auspol thread, what is the most radical thing i can type at any time with no mind given to reality or practicality.

literally blow up the moon because its misandrist

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

The Peccadillo posted:

Sounds real hyper nonsense, the kind of cultural degradation a gamer would do

make it mandatory to stand for video games

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

I do this already

that's because you lost your couch & chairs in bitcoin gambling

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
I am already sourcing my quotes from the trashcan of ideaology every day

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Don Dongington posted:

Lol if you think in 2018 that Australia isn't the cancer.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

Anidav posted:

I am actually the Chad Queenslander who supports local CFMMEU backed candidates.

what does the other m stand for?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

The Peccadillo posted:

You know what fucks your food up

Microwaves

You know what those "micro"waves are made of? Radiation, the cancer boy

had a co-worker who used to be a chef legit try to argue this, that he never uses a microwave ever as it destroys all nutrients in food

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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froglet posted:

No joke there was a doorknocking list I saw where one of the respondents mentioned agenda 21.

I worked with a guy who believed in Agenda 21 conspiracies. No surprises he was also against fluoridated water and vaccinations.

When I went doorknocking, a stoned libertarian answered the door and started yelling about MEN WITH GUNS forcing people into healthcare. And taxes.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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hooman posted:

Just tell libertarians that you're pro men with guns being elected versus men with guns being self electing.

I was all "hey you like weed, why don't you come to the event we have coming up talking about decriminalising weed" which seemed to work

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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hooman posted:

Good luck deprogramming them.

I don't give a gently caress if he turns up or not, it allowed me to end the conversation so I didn't need to hear him poo poo on about how healthcare should be a market, and also the lady I was doorknocking with was super impressed with how I handled it so yay me I guess

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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hooman posted:

Ah that makes much more sense.

I was like, GSC why would you want to spend more time with a libertarian?!

the joinder was not voluntary

i did not consent to have a conversation with him

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Woah did not expect orca penis to be that big

Orca For rear end Bum

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug

The Peccadillo posted:

I imagine currently being on terrorism charges might raise a flag on the VISA application

https://mobile.twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1019752070436433920

I would pay good money to watch Bill Bailey beat up T J Miller

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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tithin posted:

Who is tj Miller

Weasel from Deadpool.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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tithin posted:

Was that the dude you said was a hot mess in the crew thread?

I honestly can't remember. But probably.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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bell jar posted:

imo the worst thing about lauren southern is that she's hot

not as hot as this take, though

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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froglet posted:

Also I do worry about that Southern woman's safety. Right wing wackos aren't exactly known for their progressive and nuanced take on human rights, it's entirely possible she's one bad encounter away from a hospital visit courtesy of one of the very nutcases she solicits.

its a rather common thing with women who buddy up with the alt-right, and then are shocked to discover that they also hate women

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
Unironically put those people in charge to see how quickly they can push the planet into dystopian fuedalism (well, more so than it actually is), and how quickly it takes them to trigger a global ecological collapse.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Anidav posted:

My business model cannot be saved - Man who put GST on Online Purchases, 2018.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Now we just need to remove all gendered ideas from clothing and let the boys wear skirts if they want to.

make kilts mandatory for everyone.

not just kids. everyone.
24/7 kilts.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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Pillbug
gently caress people who rail against the concept of consent/enthusiastic consent including that lovely episode of Kimmy Schmidt.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

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bandaid.friend posted:

Imagine believing Milo is good for you

but the adverts say sports and the label has sports milo the energy food sports sports

marketing

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