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etalian posted:lmao If it's anything Centrist dems don't want, it's to have to live life as a minority
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 16:08 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:19 |
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I said a few months ago that Trump's going to break into national news coverage of the Dem primaries with presidential addresses to gently caress them over, and I still believe that will happen "I apologize for interrupting the FAKE NEWS loving Democrats who are INSULTING ME, but let me talk for 30 minutes about infrastructure..."
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 16:00 |
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::is poor:: ::opens checking account:: ::writes check:: ::check bounces, because still poor:: "HOW DO WE FIX THIS THING?" - A Politician ::poors now allowed to bounce checks::
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 16:43 |
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Main Paineframe posted:no worries ::bounces check:: "No more fees!" ::bank closes account::
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 16:54 |
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docbeard posted:Honestly, more like: Yeah it feels like we're not far away from credit scores replacing Chex System or whatever banks use to tell if you should get an account Schwab already does it If banks can't make money off the poor through fees then they'll just dump them as customers
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 16:57 |
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"What is Identity Politics?" Socialist: Manipulation of people's thoughts by making them feel bad about race and gender Republican: Snowflakes doing snowflake things Democrat: SIR, I AM A GAY BLACK WOMAN, HOW DARE YOU ASK ME QUESTIONS WITHOUT EVER KNOWING MY STRUGGLE - NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TAX CREDITS I HAVE PROPOSED THAT WILL BE PHASED IN OVER THE NEXT 30 YEARS
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 16:40 |
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Losers With No Power - "why isn't anyone talking to us?"
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 17:20 |
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Shear Modulus posted:one point i want to make w/r/t this thread's constant argument about "identity politics" (although i hate the use of the term since it is both imprecise and loaded with the right's preconceptions) is that the so-called "identity" that democrats and (for lack of a better term) liberals are championing/offering isnt the nonwhite, queer, etc "identity" but moreso the idea of a "woke" and sympathetic white person. the perspective is still firmly rooted in white supremacy. Peak of this: 2020 Convention coming down to Bernie vs. Harris, and Obama stumping for Harris on the convention floor to a chorus of boos MSNBC: "Apparently the Bernie supporters ARE in fact, racist!" Hold on to your butts
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 18:38 |
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But, you see, money
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 22:19 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Remember Cash For Clunkers? It kinda sucked but was really popular and easy to explain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpc_3BWyCWs
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 00:16 |
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This Man Has No Penis https://twitter.com/IPM_Prime/status/1026158724128358401
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 00:43 |
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"'Succ Zone" is an anthem. "Succ Zone" is a way of loving life. It unironically brings me joy.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 00:55 |
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LinYutang posted:abdul el sayed had a rally in a black church in Ypsi and only white people showed up lol Yes, those progressive black theists did indeed fail to show up
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 01:11 |
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1026229623468830721 A little misleading... quote:The Politico/Morning Consult poll found a generic Democratic candidate doing even better than Biden and leading Trump 48- 35 percent. Generic Democratic Candidate 2020
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 01:41 |
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theCalamity posted:It's also the same poll that only brings up Biden and no other likely candidate and he still lost to Not Biden That's a lol
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 01:50 |
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Where does The Hill fall on the spectrum of Succ? Is it funded by Koch money or something? It seems pretty reliable for Republicans loving Up news
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 02:08 |
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oh my god
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 02:20 |
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Shear Modulus posted:he cheated on his wife while she was on her deathbed with cancer The Patton Oswalt Story
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 10:45 |
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mythicknight posted:eat the rich I've been thinking for a while - wouldn't the best way to piss off the rich be to gather up the poor/homeless and have sit-ins at country clubs?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 14:07 |
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spacetoaster posted:Homeless people have standards. I dunno, the thought of a nationwide sit-in at country club parking lots producing video footage of poors getting beaten and dragged from the property so Mr. Richardson can keep his tee time is an attractive proposition Invade their safe space
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 14:23 |
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I feel a great disturbance, as if millions of voices suddenly hissed out in terror and were suddenly silenced. "There are BLACKS in the POOL, Philip!" "We don't pay $20,000/year for this!"
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 15:26 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:How about we have the poors beating and dragging Mr. Richardson to the guillotine instead? Dressing as the Grim Reaper and standing at the gates of every country club with a guillotine sounds like fun
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 15:50 |
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Kokoro Wish posted:Create a twitter botnet that just posts pictures of Guillotines constantly to targetted millionares+. Hire a flat bed, put one on the back, park it on Wall Street. Death takes a road trip to visit every Country Club in America, like a baseball fan visiting stadiums Livestreams every day at noon
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 16:11 |
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https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/1027936522643955712
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 16:27 |
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Phone posted:im at the optometrist and fight song is playing Nate Silver puts you at 99% chance of leaving with both your eyes
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 18:17 |
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etalian posted:lol that article title and photo it looks like a prostate massager
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 14:42 |
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Crazy ex-girlfriends do exist IRL and it's not sexist to say so
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 22:54 |
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https://twitter.com/JonStall2009/status/1028415936674422784 Can we rename Idiot Kings to "Battle Station Organizers"
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 02:01 |
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Venom Snake posted:The DNC is too busy paying obama consultants to tell them about "innovation", "american individualism", and "non-political progress" to pay anyone to post online the Smartest Kid in America doesn't work for free
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 02:03 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Lol imagine the DNC hiring all of cspam for posting warfare. Hoe much money does Pimp Daddy Lowtax skim off the top
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 02:04 |
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GalacticAcid posted:269 Consulting has a nice ring to it Stairlayers Local #69
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 02:06 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humans_Beingquote:"Humans Being", which was written with Alex as Sammy wrote a ballad with Eddie, "Between Us Two", was originally named by the singer as "The Silent Extreme" but Alex eventually gave it the new title. The song's lyrics proved a major source of contention. Alex called the film's director, Jan De Bont, to ask him how closely he wanted the lyrics to be related to the movie's context, to which De Bont replied "Oh, please don't write about tornadoes. I don't want this to be a narrative for the movie." Hagar obliged, and then asked De Bont for some footage of Twister. Considering that film dealt with "the infatuation people have with fear and how it can suck you in", he decided to write lyrics about how "sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway." De Bont and Budd Carr also sent Hagar a folder with terms used by storm chasers as the singer felt he could add lyrics with terms such as "suck zone". The brothers still disliked Hagar's first lyrics ("Sky turning black/knuckles turning white/headed for the suck zone"), and he had to come up with new ones.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 04:13 |
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Pod Save America was started by the Obama speechwriter who came up with the "if you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it" line and then laughed about in on camera years later Fire him into the sun
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 05:44 |
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Gunshow Poophole posted:Succers in my feed bitching about AOC having... Security concerns? Good - I hope she uses White Noise machines while telling people how to start a revolution
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2018 16:30 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Wait, he hired scab writers? Wrote everything himself? http://www.patheos.com/blogs/camelswithhammers/2012/05/is-jon-stewart-anti-union/ quote:Jon Stewart on the other hand, who I worked for on The Daily Show, is in my opinion, very manipulative. He’s more of a crowd pleaser and gives the illusion of taking chances. But he’s an impressionist and he’s trying to, uh…Well, I don’t want to talk about Jon Stewart because I could, you know, it’s like going after Christ. And this is a guy who—I’m a staunch member of the Writer’s Guild of America and Jon Stewart fought his writers when they wanted to go union. They went union and [he] has been punishing them ever since, so the reason, you know, if you watch the Jon Stewart show, he doesn’t really do well-crafted jokes. He’ll throw a couple in, but it’s mostly mugging and shouting. He’s funny, but he’s punishing his writers. He doesn’t use his writers’ stuff because he’s mad at them for going union. And when I was there, I came in there right after they signed with the Writer’s Guild and many of his writers wanted to work with me because they had never gotten their stuff on the show. So he’s turned them all into sinecures, you know, people who have titles and Emmy’s and they work all day, then he doesn’t uses their stuff.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 14:29 |
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Also Seth MacFarlane did a Family Guy gag calling out Jon Stewart for his union busting, and got a STERN PHONECALL from Jon Stewart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrcOge6pMhg
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 14:38 |
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Al! posted:but i'm having trouble believing him because he opens up the interview by talking about how brave and funny bill maher and dennis miller are I'm looking at the IMDB for the writer above who called Stewart anti-union, and it appears he worked for Dennis Miller Live from 1994-2002, Daily Show in 2007, and then worked for Real Time from 2003-2012 https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0271017/ He gave the interview in 2012 - I wonder if Maher fired him for it?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 15:19 |
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etalian posted:It was funny how Hillary set her favorite lackey up with Carlos Danger. Optics!
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 17:33 |
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Crowsbeak posted:It's a thing where people say either the progressives win or they don't vote democrat in the general election. Better support Bernie, DNC...or else
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 19:12 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 21:19 |
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Cynthia noooooooooooo https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1034441744761462784
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 15:33 |