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Who should be the Mod?
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Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Hospital gift shops always have them, though the one at FSH seemed to have stopped a while back.

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

The Australian Identity: Drinking Guinness and ordering a Large Kebab at 1am only to vomit it up on a taxi 20 minutes later. Wake up next morning. Call a sickie, order some noodles off Uber Eats, get drunk again and vomit it all over the floor. Too lazy to clean up your own vomit, whistle your dog over to eat your vomit and then spend the rest of the day on Tinder.

please don't post my weekend routine

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Woman racially abuses staff at Bribie Island Chinese restaurant

A WOMAN has been filmed racially abusing staff at an Asian restaurant north of Brisbane before trying to flee with someone’s dinner.

Staff at Bribie Island’s Sun Lai Chinese Restaurant were told “this is our country” by a woman on Wednesday night.

In a video posted to Facebook by Darren Mutze the woman argues with staff over payment.

“I haven’t f*****g eaten for a month … and you turn around and do this. Over a fried f*****g rice man,” she shouted.

“This is our country … I just want my food.”

The woman then walks around a counter and grabs a bag of food.

Staff can be heard yelling as they take it back.

The video has been viewed 53,000 times with people condemning the woman’s actions.

“Poor staff having to put up with that,” Janet Bernhardt said

Angel Riesenweber said she felt sorry for employees.

“The poor little Asian women makes my heart hurt,” she said.

Mr Mutze posted the video to a Bribie Island community page after asking the woman to leave the eatery.

“Anyone recognise this female that I just stopped from stealing food from the Sun Lai Chinese on Bribie?” he wrote.

“Full on racially abused the staff then tried to run off with someone else’s food.”

please don't post articles about my mum

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

this broken hill posted:

we need to kill all people

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Daily reminder that George Christensen is in Japan trying to convince them to invest in a coal fired power station in Queensland.

no he isn't, he just wanted to go and see his animes in real life and they came up with that lovely cover story

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
this argument is stupider than water bottles on christmas decorated busses

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
GOLDEN GAYTIME

*explodes into a cloud of sefl righteous vapour*

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

no

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

bell jar posted:

a kinder, gentler fascism

Thanks Heinlan

Theinlan

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Solemn Sloth posted:

Oh nothing egregious or media worthy, they’ve just introduced a container deposit scheme bill which is really sub standard

Can you go into a bit more detail (if possible) in regards to this, in how its substandard and what you think would be a better option? I think the container deposit schemes are a good idea and would love to know how to do it right over here in WA if the idea ever gets floated.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

froglet posted:

Also any of you folks seen that article saying we have only 10 or so years to do something about climate change before feedback loops start loving poo poo up? I just feel so depressed about it. :/

Pretty sure we hit the feedback loops a few years ago when permafrost in Alaska & Russia began to melt (permafrost melting was something I read about in highschool that was listed as a 'if this happens we are hosed and there is no way to turn it off' indicators).

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

JBP posted:

I have started going to the gym for three hours a day on average to prepare my body for the glorious physical challenges of our new weather meta.

it won't help, you'll still melt into a puddle and be eaten by a roving CHUD

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Fine, mod me and I will rule over this horrible place with an iron fist. I have the cleanest rap sheet out of all of you. Crazy right?

my rap sheet > your rap sheet

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

You Am I posted:

I've already been a mod on these forums. Never again

loving nerd

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
i will literally ban everyone

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
except avshalom

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Gridlocked posted:

Remember that time the chaser did a David lyendhom themed wicked campervan and he got super mad

the camper van and cameras scared his wife

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Gridlocked posted:

I too would be intimated by cartoon images of David

i just wanted to remind you that david was definately not offended in any way at all because only wowsers and pussies are offended not like david but it was his wife who was scared because women are like that you know

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Gategate

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Bannedgate

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

snoremac posted:

Looking through Twitter it seems like Sky News is calling the Vic Gov's ban political censorship, a dark day etc.

Please go full tilt on this, I insist.

Skygate

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Recoome posted:

Heterosexual white male spotted

hey

i'm a heterosexual white male and I think the only time Blair should be on TV is a public broadcast of him being pushed into a woodchipper

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

GoldStandardConure posted:

hey

i'm a heterosexual white male and I think the only time Blair should be on TV is a public broadcast of him being pushed into a woodchipper

literally not all men

gently caress off

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Sekkira posted:

"We need to slow down immigration!"
Yeah!
"And segregate the races"
Hang on.
"And kill the blacks!"
Look he is just saying what we are all thinking, and look at what happened in South Africa and Rhodesia

this is a more accurate representation of what would happen if Blair went on Dancing with the Stars

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The media already refuses to give platforms to leftists and actively undermines them environmentalists and racial equality advocates at every turn, it's not like there's any existing fairness to balance out giving voices to literal Nazis.

maybe if the left rebranded the media would give them a platform

they should do a bunch of steroids and try to burn someones house down then sky news will let them on

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

8ts amazing how quickly News Corp can assassinate random MPs with unsubstantiated rumours but fail to stop Bill Shorten.

Bill the Bullet Dodger

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Lol China just purchased Capilano Honey

RIP bees

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Beetphyxious posted:

is it on buzzfeed?

gently caress you beet!

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

G-Spot Run posted:

This poll corruption has all the trappings of an American election. You're meant to give us an Australian one. Someone book out a school hall, sort out a bake sale and sausage sizzle, I'll papercraft the ballot box and supply the blunted pencils.

I'll supply the munted CEC voters who get into arguments about Charles Darwin & The Queen.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

same

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS IN THE DESERT TO STOP THE QUEENS DRUG RING FROM RESURECTING CHARLES DARWIN AND HIS SATANIC NAZISM

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
The CEC used to email me at work for some reason and I tell you, those emails were quite a wild ride.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hooman posted:

From modding Pet Island to Modding Auspol, how the mighty have fallen.

phone posting, who is mod?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

Y'all know you can run the forums on a mobile browser if you need to look at polls and poo poo, right?

gently caress that i am far too lazy for that poo poo

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
who the gently caress are the 5 people that voted for me

someone put those people in a loving camp somewhere

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

lua posted:

Keep it up and you’ll be a senator in no time https://www.news.com.au/finance/wor...f34f6f9b68abcd9

I'll get elected on a racist landslide, then fall victim to section 44 as it turns out my lungs hold foreign citizenship.

Landmark high court case paves the way for cyborgs & assorted other flesh golems to enter parliament, and Pauline Hansons nightmare of a Chinese/Indian cyborg ruler.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Sekkira posted:

Ignored, sure. Silenced, never. That never ends well.

Not allowing someone on TV is ignoring them. It's not silencing them.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

oh yay bob katter press conference in a few minutes.

Racism has no place in Australia and the words that Anning used were deplorable *sudden face and tone shift as if someone flipped a switch* BUT I WONT SPEND ANY TIME ON IT WHILE FARMERS ARE HAVING TO BEAT THEIR CATTLE TO DEATH BECAUSE THEY SPENT ALL THEIR BULLET MONEY ON DROUGHT RELEIF

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Sekkira posted:

This puts a hilarious image in my head.

"I have no bullets and I must kill."

I MUST KILL FAST AND BULLETS TOO SLOW

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
I would like to remind our new ruler that as an AusPol celebrity I can be useful in rounding up other posters to toil away in the underground shitposting mines.

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