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quote:Adar – Not even a lawyer really. Thread hero who freed himself of the shackles of a JD to play poker professionally and live on islands. No, you won’t be able to do the same thing. Just wanted to follow that up with a quick “don’t go to law school”
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 00:04 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:16 |
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Alexeythegreat posted:It's actually fascinating how despite the prominence of US business, it's English law that reigns supreme worldwide. take it and then get a transfer to anywhere in the world you actually want to live in
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 13:51 |
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a plausible shortcut here involves going to the US / other relevant country to get an LLM and then using the LLM to get in with them instead. LLMs are 1-2 years depending on the country/program. this heavily violates the 'do not go to law school' ethos of this thread, but it's the only reason Western LLMs exist, so there's that
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 22:28 |
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SlyFrog posted:I don't think so, at least I hope not. I'm not actually debating anything. My point has nothing to do with which side is "right," which policies are right, etc. Simply pointing out why rural Americans, poor Americans, etc. might seem to be voting against their interests. I agree this is a lot of it. The problem is that both the Hillbilly Elegy take and the burn them all down take can be true. Those people "don't really care" about minorities either way and just want their old jobs back, but when push comes to shove they'd really rather those minorities hosed off back where they came from and are happy the orange man on TV says what everyone really thinks about it. See, e.g., every Trump voter quote from the past 24 months.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 16:31 |
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america good humans bad
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 20:07 |
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mastershakeman posted:There's no way that jews waste their money on such an worthless product As a proud Jewish Knicks and Jets fan, I gently caress
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 21:50 |
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blarzgh posted:Do you think in 25 years that they'll be doing gritty Paw Patrol movie remakes? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Raceland
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2018 23:59 |
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The timeline isn't really adding up. Are schools even done with OCI yet? Callbacks definitely don't finish up for a month or more. Unless his grades are genuinely awful, he should be busy mass mailing every single firm and maybe even multiple offices of the same firms. It's low percentage individually, but people do get callbacks from those if you send out enough of them.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 14:45 |
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Tipps posted:Just another day in weirdlaw. this is your once in a lifetime chance to get paid to draft a motion compelling the ghosts to appear
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 02:53 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Yep, right back to jail from whence he came. Can't Trump pardon him preemptively on the mistrial counts as well? Not that that would stop the immediately incoming state counts, just saying.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 04:28 |
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joat mon posted:Pictures are just data. Process what you need and leave the rest. This is the point where I’d throw away my license and report.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 15:57 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Lowtax dies in 2021. Somethingawful LLC is sold to pay for his cremation. The buyer? Our own Adar, who hires a couple goons to slap some upgrades on and tricks Bezos into purchasing the site for $5.5 million as some sort of curiosity. this, but unironically
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 00:27 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Congrats and also I’m sorry. The first one hired the other guy because he knew a cousin or someone owed him a favor. E: once in a while it’s because he and the managing partner love the same sportsball team Adar fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Aug 29, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 17:09 |
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Valentin posted:hi law thread. if I've accepted an offer from my 2L summer job, is my only remaining goal to take the easiest classes possible and coast through 3L? or is it actually worthwhile to take black-letter law classes? While this hopefully won't come up, the classes of 2002-03 and 08-10 got absolutely reamed by firms revoking offers and firing first years. In the normal years no one cares what your 3L grades are ever again, but if you're in the middle of the pack you should still care about them a little just for recession insurance.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 23:00 |
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38 and on my fourth career jfc at least I haven't been posting on the same comedy forums for almost all of my adult life
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 19:53 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Wait... there’s comedy here? the zaurg thread alone is worth the , or it would be if I was young enough to register when the forums were paid
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 21:55 |
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GamingHyena posted:How's this for arbitrary? I just looked up third degree felonies. How many drunken bar fight + 2 possession charges people do you have in for 25 year minimums?
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 14:14 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I like money I like money and my family, plus I'm nice to people IRL
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 01:24 |
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My mother and both of her parents used to be lawyers in the USSR. Not Alexey's version where cops randomly plant drugs to meet an arrest quota, but the one where the KGB would torture people into confessions to meet a death quota. Believe it or not, even that system was partly functional (unless you were a prosecutor; those people probably all drank themselves to death but gently caress 'em) as even glorious communism still had any number of drunk shoplifters, drunk wife beaters, drunk low level embezzlers...you get the idea. Somebody had to go out there and do the paperwork and somebody else had to make sure the occasional first / less drunk offender didn't die in a gulag. You do the best you can within the system you live in. Being a hero is universally terrible for the hero and doesn't change anything unless that person is also charismatic and stubborn enough to be a martyr. Or run for Congress as a socialist I guess. Personally, I like money and my family and am nice to people IRL. e: for anyone who likes going down Wikipedia rabbit holes, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_in_law Adar fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Sep 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 14:45 |
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ActusRhesus posted:Well. Done for the day. does he really deserve the US penal system though?????!?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 18:31 |
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as long as the state can prove (not "beyond a reasonable doubt", flat out prove, complete with unimpeachable video and also the guy doing a tap dance on the victims' grave{s}) the crimes, sure, why not, not like a Dahmer or a Bin Laden really need to be on the planet any longer than necessary this excludes the death penalty as practiced on the vast majority of the planet, though
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2018 20:54 |
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Unamuno posted:Oops, I guess I assumed the plaintiff was a public figure and that negligence would be unimportant. Turns out that he may not be a public figure and therefore i am the dumb one. Serves me right for cultivating enough self-confidence to be smug. Is there a lot of caselaw on what qualifies someone as a public figure? I would have assumed he isn’t and also have been smug for the completely opposite reason, but I really have no idea.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:16 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:I got approached by a well known attorney yesterday in Court with a job offer. Your resume only matters to the employer after this one and only if you apply for that job. You’re apparently good enough in court to get random unsolicited job offers. In all likelihood, unless this offer is a trap and you’re going to work for Al Pacino, you will never worry about this again.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 17:19 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:If these extra allegations have any shred of credibility, I’d be surprised if they don’t yank him before the hearing. They can find someone else to overturn Roe that hasn’t maybe sexually assaulted someone. that would require admitting a problem which the orange manchild is physically incapable of
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 03:58 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Any realistic chance of packing the court? In the early 2020's, with a leftist candidate winning...it's possible. They'd have to be a radically different party but it only took the GOP six years to get from lawful evil to chaotic evil; the Dems could see a reactionary push to the hard left in a similar timeframe. "We won errything and only these illegitimate motherfuckers are around to stop us, time to push the Court to fifteen justices and gently caress the GOP forever" is something I could see happening and unlike during Roosevelt's time there's no looming existential threat to force the two parties to cooperate. Of course that's how you get a civil war and they have all the guns sooooooooooooo
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 17:19 |
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I'm going full accelerationist here but having this guy confirmed and vomit out 5-4s is the best way to get the Court packed in three years it's not like his identical except slightly less rapey December replacement will be any better
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 22:07 |
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Vox Nihili posted:FLAKED truly the hero 2018 deserves
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 20:15 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:If you’re on the liberal side of a political issue before the court, what’s to lose from making a media circus over moving for Kav to recuse and then when the decision comes down 5-4, air out that opening statement again? The principled, not political veneer of the court is going to be gone. The House is going to try to impeach Kavanaugh just before impeaching Trump next year and both will be annual affairs a la Obamacare repeals for the foreseeable future
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 18:58 |
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uberkeyzer posted:I mean the natural pick for this thread is Max Gladstone’s Three Parts Dead, which is all about fantasy doc review in a world where bigfirm law partners are undead liches . I guess it’s technically fantasy not SF though. There are currently 6 of these and a CYOA game that's currently being LP'd: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3863995. They're pretty good.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 01:30 |
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San Juan is more or less recovered from Maria, but not from the additional resulting poverty and crime rate. 90% of the city is some version of hosed with foreclosures and abandoned properties left and right: https://www.touroldsanjuan.com/safety-map/ The other 10% is all on the waterfront and happens to be where the mainland expats who don't speak Spanish more or less have to live. It's also the area with the good high rise condos with security and backup generators as well as the only English-speaking schools in town. It's still technically a buyer's market, but rent for a $500-700k condo starts at $5K a month and up. Meanwhile, the 0% cap gains/4% income tax incentives are getting wide press and the number of people that got grants is up 50% this year. A massive gentrification bubble is about to hit in 3...2...1... Other PR facts: there is no MBE or reciprocity. You get admitted to the local bar only by taking it. All the exam questions are in Spanish although you can write all the essays in English. The fed courts have their own completely separate English bar exam that has to be taken at different times. There is also a separate "notary bar" that allows local PR-bar admitted lawyers, and only such lawyers, to be notaries. Among other things, a notary is required to put a fancy stamp on every RE transaction. This stamp costs 1% of the value of the property for the first $500K + 0.5% of anything over $500K. This fee is set by law and cannot be negotiated any lower. Nearly everyone in the legislature is a lawyer and totally uninterested in changing any of this.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 03:30 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Try visiting the east coast. Yeah I know The rest of the island is in more trouble than a snarky internet post can cover.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2018 14:33 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:I think we would have been better off if we stayed with England. Change my mind. The UK is currently busy shedding unnecessary jobs, economic growth and all remaining spare parts of itself because a bunch of idiots called a vote to score political points knowing that the vote would lose, then stampeded to campaign for the losing side. When that side accidentally won, the majority of the idiots decided to roll with it and continue to campaign on who can sabotage the economy harder. The opposition party would be extremely well placed to capitalize on this, but their leader thinks the outcome was a good idea and is doing everything possible to prevent a re-vote that would put him in power from happening. At the moment, 48% (but it's actually ~53-55% by now) of the country is represented by a party with ~5% of popular support whose even bigger idiot leader now has a job at Facebook apologizing for Facebook's taking lots of money from Russian trolls to make sure to push the vote in the first place.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2018 16:55 |
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feedmegin posted:You're missing the SNP, Plaid and the Greens, and I'm not quite sure how you think a second referendum vote would put Corbyn in power even if Remain won this time (which is by no means a foregone conclusion, because there are still a billion old people who will vote Tory/Leave no matter what). the SNP is implicitly covered by the "shedding the remaining spare parts of itself" line any second referendum at this point comes with a bonus general election, unless you can think of a way that May could agree to one without instantly calling the other
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 15:17 |
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feedmegin posted:Well, yes, but you've got the order wrong. A general election followed by Labour holding a second referendum, sure. I don't see why Labour somehow forcing a second referendum before that would cause a general election. You'd still have to get Tories to vote for that specifically to happen and they're all terrified of you think the Tories could survive a motion of no confidence in the aftermath of a second referendum where Brexit loses, or even just after calling it in the first place? I guess that's theoretically a thing that could happen but that'd also be a universe where Boris Johnson thinks he'd get more out of supporting May than he would out of being The One True Brexiteer All Along*
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 16:33 |
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feedmegin posted:Which Tory MPs do you think will vote for it? The Brexiteer ultra right wing swivel eyed loonies are not particularly inclined to put into place Prime Minister Corbyn. What's in it for them? Leadership challenge and change of PM, sure, but that doesn't mean a new general election. "why would the DUP stay" is a better question, IMO
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 19:31 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Considering theyve mastered faster than light travel, energy generation capable of destroying planets, and plasma containment fields to make swords, their cannon/blaster/missile targeting systems are pretty garbage. Luke uses the Force to pretend to be on a different planet and makes his Force hologram draw fire from an entire assault division, then duels Kylo Ren without anyone realizing it was a fake for a solid half hour or more Everyone on both sides in the entire galaxy: *has intelligence agencies and spies and sends people out to get information in person, because reasons*
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 01:31 |
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Toona the Cat posted:I've seen more mediocre movies about a shared pair of pants than I have Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and The Hobbit combined. I don't believe that you really saw that movie either, tbh
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 21:18 |
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evilweasel posted:that's nice, i'm in a course to become a certified nfl quarterback mastershakeman posted:I know you think it's a good idea to play for the bills but it really isn't worth it no matter how much they pay you new thread title, then move this thread to SAS
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 20:22 |
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Whitlam posted:Relevant Australian conduct rules and ethical code, for those who are curious. I'm going to tell my client that they really, really want him to disclose but he is not obligated to, and then, at the end of the conversation, strike up a talk about how I just ordered some hair loss pills from a reputable online pharmacy that is based outside of Australian jurisdiction
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 23:13 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:16 |
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quote:Of the more than 2,600 comments respondent uhh Mr. Nice! posted:From running your own practice to being an E4 in the military. I don't think the army pays off a several hundred thou government judgment though
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 16:36 |