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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Chinatown posted:

im sure trump will lead from the front and get this all under control very quickly

yeah whitefish montana is going to need a lot of relief money

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lord of Pie posted:

they might get two rolls of paper towels limply chucked at them by el presidente

white privilege

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i moved from the east coast back to the pacific northwest partly for climate change reasons but i don't really tell anyone that because most people are pretending it either doesn't exist or it's not that big of a deal

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the bitcoin of weed posted:

poo poo outta luck if you picked north carolina apparently

the great pigshit flats are a desolate and disgusting place but if you can stand the smell it's got some of the best scavenging around

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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where on the waffle house scale does florence fall

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Bip Roberts posted:

the bbq sauce debate is going to be settled when the whole state gets swamped by a soupy pig poo poo brew

do you like your bbq sauce with a mustard, vinegar or hogturd base?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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The Muppets On PCP posted:

hey guys don't forget in addition to the hog lagoon slurry, coal ash, phosphate-heavy agricultural runoff, and algal blooms, there's dupont's genx chemical spills plus whatever the gently caress's in the water at the marine bases that gave all those people cancer for several decades

get ready for a lot of ads for pustule care clinics on fox news

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

remember how chemical plants and storage got flooded last year in harvey and texas went all "state law says we don't hafta tell you what was in there lol"

they don't want to piss off the pro cancer lobby, believe me. there's a lot of tax revenues there

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lawman 0 posted:

National mobilization now

cool which brown people are we going to shoot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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roll tide

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Rocks posted:

don't believe amateur twitter meteorologists they know nothing

usually NWS/NASA/the military fly planes through the hurricane to determine first hand air pressures and so on, wait till they tell you, and in the meantime just get your emergency kit ready

whats the fuckin fun in that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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what happened to jeff

is jeff ok

wheres jeff

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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what's with that huge guy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is this instructions on how to help in a flood for giants

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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:dong:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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futa florence facefucks feeble fema funds

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Polo-Rican posted:

any word on flights out of charlotte? my sister's getting married on Saturday, and the entire groom's family is supposed to fly out of Charlotte on friday. It's gonna be a photo finish, I think

sounds like you're angling for a modship of gbs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Jose posted:

Lol north Carolina is getting no help because the governor is a democrat

it's not getting any money because whitefish mt exists

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

do u think Zinke is holding his breath right now in anticipation of contract bids for power lines

i imagine him smoking a cigar and wearing a green visor and sleeve garters while counting money and laughing maniacally

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So is the federal government actually going to gently caress this up or are we gonna get photos next week of Trump standing uncomfortably 5 miles from where the damage was actually done as CHUDS cheer?

yes and yes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i think the nightmare scenario imo is everyone bugging tf out for flo, it not being that big a deal except in a few low lying coastal areas, and then everyone getting murdered by the next one that comes along when they decide that this time they'll just ride it out

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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quote:

Now, more than 50 sickened workers and workers’ survivors are suing Jacobs Engineering, the $12 billion-a-year California company that handled the cleanup for TVA, in federal court. The case is set for trial in 2018.

:thunk:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Martout posted:

can't wait for a bunch of editorials about the nation coming together to support their fellow man and this is what america is all about as literally nothing is done and thousands die

also none of those articles mentioning puerto rico

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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so look forward to the exact same quality of response as the people of puerto rico got, carolinas

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Iron Crowned posted:

The last time someone said they spared no expense, there were dinosaurs involved

how'd that one turn out. just fine?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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twoday posted:

According to some models they updated the forecast to the hurricane just parking in front of the coast for 36 hours and spinning like a top

https://twitter.com/JackSillin/status/1039580536098971648?s=19

if you play this gif backwards it looks like someone doing a huge dab

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP4MkZUthkA

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my favorite regional fast food is 7 feet of water full of radioactive pig poo poo and heavy metals

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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slippery doc posted:

oh i dont know maybe.......*grindz up the entire eastern seaboard* ya keep the change kid lol

hurricane tony hawk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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exciting new world of tsunamicanes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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it's ok, my house is on 83 foot tall stilts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

wait hold on. never found? were they eaten?

its mass murder op

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

lmfao at the plan to hide in the closet under the basement staircase

does this guy understand how storm surges work? he's going to drown

look he has an attic and an upstairs without windows, he'll be FINE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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PostNouveau posted:

If the storm surge is higher than my first floor I'll just go up to the second. And if it's higher than my second, I'll just go into my attic. And if it's higher than my attic, well I've got an axe, I can get on the roof, and we all know storm surges are legally required to never get higher than a roof.

yep, then all you have to do is survive for a couple of weeks exposed on your roof without food or potable water, should be a piece of cake

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh yeah and he said that he did that as part of an active duty deployment lmao

also that's one of the things we're supposed to think was heroic about him, saving water damaged goods from the hands of the blacks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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[etches a mother of four carrying a soggy loaf of bread into the stock of my rifle]

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i think this is going to be a pretty good stream soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol

and yeah it's not at all legal to shoot looters anywhere

i love the obsession americans have with taking human lives for the crime of making use of things that will need to be thrown away anyway

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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No. 1 Apartheid Fan posted:

I mean yea obviously I'm not losing sleep over people shoplifting sneakers from foot locker in general even when there's not a storm but my understanding was basically that this makes literally no difference even to the giant evil corporations that own these stores

nope, it's just an excuse to indulge in murder fantasies

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