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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Jesus loving christ how does anything even survive that battering it for 2 days

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Gunshow Poophole posted:

a 300k acre fire holy piss

Sounds like that bootleg is getting an official release

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Beware, mortals
The ARKSTORM cometh

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Real hurthling! posted:

trying to imagine a train full of americans in chest high water not instantly turning into lord of the flies

If it was DC Metro they'd probably have cheaped out on the failsafe systems and have live current passing through the water from the third rail so really that problem would take of itself

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

what does purple mean

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

How many people are on ventilators in hospitals compared to when katrina hit

that seems like it could be a difference maker between tragedy and complete devastation

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

smoobles posted:

(NPR voice) we need to learn to live with the hurricane.

you can't let fear of hurricanes change your way of life

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

shirts and skins posted:

The state legislature has banned evacuation orders. All schools are mandated to reopen. Students who do not return to class will be tried as adults.

just put on a mask poncho

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Dolphin posted:

if you're in nola drive south!!

Alternatively stock up on those cocktails that look like grenades
you'll probably want to be good and drunk for what remains

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So are we gonna rebuild New Orleans again after this or is it maybe time we give it back to the ocean and make a Newer Orleans a little further north

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

HiHo ChiRho posted:

I have it on good authority that rubble and dead bodies make for a great future foundation for rebuilding a city, and saves on burial costs, too!

I guess it worked for St. Petersburg

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So as a red state just don't suffer a natural disaster when the opposing political party is in charge, because the math says your death is a net positive for them.
Also don't suffer a natural disaster when republicans are in charge because they don't give a poo poo either bootstrap yourself out of the floods

Thank god for our government, best in the world

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Crazypoops posted:

Looking forward to Joe looking out the window of af1 at the smoking crater that was once Nola eating an ice cream cone

Kanye's gonna end up standing next to Mike Myers again somehow
everything old is new again

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

rabble rabble posted:

who is trying to drive into the city at this point

I dono I guess if I'm stuck there I'm driving the wrong way down the interstate to get out, what are they gonna do, pull me over with the cops that aren't there? I bet once one person gets desperate enough, there's your contraflow by default

I suppose I'm just surprised Americans are more docile than stampeding buffalo in the face of imminent death? who could have seen that plot twist huh

americans are universally all hat and no cattle

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


This is some Event Horizon poo poo

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Goddamn
I hope covid thread doctor goon is doing alright

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

they shoulda worked on some stuff after katrina to stop this from happening again imo

lightning never strikes the same place twice

that's probably also true for hurricanes

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

OK baizuo posted:

In the first frame of the explosion it looks like a little mushroom

https://twitter.com/DanLindsey77/status/1482363129128374276

Guessing the people that were around that are... not around anymore.
That's loving terrifying, earth does not gently caress around

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pryor on Fire posted:

https://twitter.com/freddyrod5/status/1574946132723015680

Saying the name of the storm in your house is too difficult I guess whatever

it seems wildly unsafe to walking around in a flooded house with the electricity still on

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


that lady has a condom on her microphone
is that... normal procedure

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Crazypoops posted:

I don't think you can dog fight this hurricane Maverick

seems like the sort of thing we ought to be using drones for

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

i believe in camera 9

2 hours ago vs now

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


christ, that's gotta be 10-15ft of water right?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ages posted:

around that, yeah

ah guy on the stream said the camera is mounted 10-12 ft so yeah
goddamn

that's absurd

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


comparing to this it does look like it's lapping up against the top of whatever that stone wall is so it's at least higher than those SUVs parked next to it

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

why don't they just build their houses out of cameras

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Good night, surge cam 9
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Mister Bates posted:

where are people seeing these surgecams?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2aticerEcs

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

the bitcoin of weed posted:

the eyewall is going to pass directly over this abomination and hopefully scour it from the earth



:lol: it's even circular like Atlantis was described

to the sea you must go

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Christ, she just said that's not evacuated.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

that Jeff you all love is back on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPsqS9RRDU

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ages posted:

bayside of Fort Myers Beach, about as far from Beachfront you can get on the north side of the island

https://twitter.com/Abbieamerican/status/1575219814922010624?s=20&t=zNZCmJ_aLTB7Vmm-EObeUQ

Fort Myers belongs to the ocean now

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

what's the stream of choice right now - I fell off the coverage for a few hours

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

We're old people this obstinate about phasing out lead and absestos

Like gently caress you, how else do I make my water taste so sweet

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

it's not like those are of any value to capital at this point
you can't resell debris

let the devastated remnants get drunk for gently caress's sake

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

is 500 with the dead face a bad number
it seems bad

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I hope they figured out how to grow new lungs in a lab because we're all so terribly hosed

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

genuinely hope you guys don't have to deal with weeks of that poo poo

can Canada stop being on fire

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

2024 is gonna be the year of simultaneously submerged and burning things, I can feel it

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


the denialism in the comments is, as ever, absolutely fascinating

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