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Sep 10, 2018 17:24
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i'm in love with a woman and her name is florence  someone draw the hurricane as an anime waifu
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Sep 10, 2018 19:05
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Lokar posted:did the Carolinas build any nuclear power plants on the coasts? cmon, no one would let that poo poo happen again after fukushima-- Lokar posted:haha yes 
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Sep 10, 2018 23:17
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neutral milf hotel posted:please goons, don't shoot at the hurricane. it only makes it angrier don't listen to this poster, empty all your ammo into florence so that our lady of death may have more shrapnel with which to carry out her duties
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Sep 11, 2018 01:54
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Jonny 290 posted:good news, the sun decided to have another enormous hissy fit so a lot of the shortwave communication often used for disaster relief efforts will be unusable earth? wants us dead sun? wants us dead i hope the moon continues to be nice 
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Sep 11, 2018 15:55
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WoodrowSkillson posted:lol, its one thing to not evacuate, since people in strong homes on higher ground or whatnot don't have to add to the chaos of evacuation, but actually going TO the coast is a special kind of stupid the 2011 japan tsunami should have been a non-event by the time it reached america however there was one (1) fatality, in oregon or washington i think, from some dude who heard "tsunami warning" and thought "whoa i'm gonna go to the beach" his lil death crew soul
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Sep 11, 2018 18:53
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Sep 12, 2018 15:38
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Bip Roberts posted:Qs gonna love this seeding the hurricane with adrenochrome to give it that cat5 boost
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Sep 12, 2018 16:13
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gee carolina, why don't you just stop being depressed? do yoga and meditate maaan
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Sep 16, 2018 19:45
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Nebakenezzer posted:New Bern's downtown is flooded, and cops/ National Guard are on site to prevent looting yeaaaah ppl could be drowning but think of the property!! some poor might get a free tv 
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Sep 16, 2018 21:48
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a fuckin cab, jesus also lol @ the deer and other wildlife who must be like "man these humans are just little bitches aren't they"
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Sep 16, 2018 23:26
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Siljmonster posted:why doesnt the hurricane just murder all the cops left behind trying to murder minorities we regret to inform you the hurricane is racist
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Sep 16, 2018 23:47
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oh say do those two gol-den archesss yet staaaa-aaaaand o'er the carolina seeeeeaaa that uuuuused to be laaaaaaand 
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Sep 17, 2018 18:51
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mcdonalds sign: standing football man: no stand makes u think... about who the REAL patriots are
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/StormchaserUKEU/status/1044462739211636737 TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS HERE. TRAMI IS H
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 the national hurricane center, a SOCIALIST organization full of NERDS posted:Michael has strengthened today despite moderate westerly shear. The mikey boy's gonna get pretty strong before coming in, which is like, whatever. a cat 2 or 3 isn't gonna destroy florida, and who among us would be sorry if it did? but have a look at where he's likely to go after landfall. post-florence nut shot to the carolinas 
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Stairmaster posted:why do these storms always make landfall on thursday and not monday thursday is associated with known stormy dudes thor/zeus/jupiter. the fundies were right about it all being the wrath of god, they just didn't know which god  might be a collab with poseidon/neptune since he ain't got his own day of the week
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Stairmaster posted:hmm micheal might be bad this has been the most accurate model lately and:  panama city
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Oct 9, 2018 21:47
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Joseance posted:So I know a permanent hurricane isn't possible but what's required for the us to basically permanently have a hurricane making landfall somewhere for the whole of the season just gotta keep doin what we're doin give it a few more decades e: and more gay sex couldn't hurt, yeah Segata Sanshiro has issued a correction as of 22:29 on Oct 9, 2018 |
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Oct 9, 2018 22:27
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if you told turnp that hurricanes were taking energy out of the ocean he'd be like wtf we gotta get that back. can't have a low energy ocean 
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Oct 9, 2018 22:40
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the name of a hurricane should change with intensity/projected impact like "tropical storm whirlypoo  "then it gets progressively meaner sounding so right about now it should be "hurricane zeus and poseidon simultaneously going elbow deep in your rear end with only your blood as lube" it's a mouthful but it might help those who are on the fence about evacuating
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Oct 10, 2018 04:36
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Ayin posted:oh it's not too late to start running down the highway like forrest gump well it might be but if i was about to get double fisted by angry old gods i'd try regardless
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Oct 10, 2018 04:38
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lol christ, what are the odds of anywhere in southern georgia being prepared for sustained 90-100+ mph winds cause that's gonna happen now
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Oct 10, 2018 13:08
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https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1049986441542074368 aaaaaaa  maria casualties were massive due to government apathy/incompetence/racism etc but also having nowhere to evacuate to this could have an even higher death toll just from the sheer cognitive deficit of homo floridiensis
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rumblerumblerumblerumBLERUMBLERUMBLERUMBLE MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS HERE. MIKE IS H
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SKULL.GIF posted:Weather guys are saying it's presenting as one, but reported wind speeds are just a hair below the official cutoff only an academic difference at this point lol 150mph winds will maaaybe take a second or two longer to disintegrate your house than 160
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Oct 10, 2018 16:55
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Plank Walker posted:it's gonna hit way more than 5 cats :radcat: gently caress u for reminding me of all the pets still there :(
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Oct 10, 2018 16:59
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rip jeff, he died on page 69
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Al! posted:the chuds are convinced that michael is the demonrats using HAARP to control the weather and trick people into becoming communists because satan told them so. there's no turning back now, they're fully gone "GOOGLE QANON!!" i desperately yell immediately before my lungs fill with salt water (guess they were right about THE STORM though haha...ha)
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1049781864737775616 cmon boys you got 69% on your side
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Oct 10, 2018 18:31
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committing poseidon-assisted suicide on live cam to own....... yourself?
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SKULL.GIF posted:lmao the helmet isn't going to help when a 180 mph wind gust picks you up and carries you away it's like when you see someone on a motorcycle with a full helmet but also shorts and a tshirt gotta keep that noggin intact so you can FEEL your shredded flesh
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Oct 10, 2018 18:39
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Al! posted:"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming" - Glenford ML King I for one hope he's right
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i hear the same poo poo here in the midwest about how them woods and hills will save ma trailer from the tornaders ppl are dumb but i'm not a social darwinist, they don't deserve to die for it they deserve to live and grow in a society that encourages critical thinking and scientific literacy, and that doesn't actively break the weather more and more with each passing year funny how every single problem seems to come back to "eat the rich"
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F-22 is like the opposite of the F-35 in that it really is the best/most advanced fighter around and not a giant chunk of idiot poo poo lol that they didn't scramble them all out to different bases when mikey's eye was basically a 30 mile wide tornado coming right at them the brilliant flawless united states armed forces, owned by nature
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