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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Boston sports media has spent the last 48 hours churning out a million pieces about how Gordon wouldn't be right for the Patriots, so it should be fun to see the about-face.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Felger and Mazz can go gently caress themselves. Awful radio and awful humans

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tim Whatley posted:

Felger and Mazz can go gently caress themselves. Awful radio and awful humans

This this this this this this this a million times this

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Tim Whatley posted:

Felger and Mazz can go gently caress themselves. Awful radio and awful humans

WEEI listener found.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

WEEI sucks too. Toucher and Rich can be funny. I like Bertrand and Zo even though Zo has a single digit high school jock IQ.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
lmao don't worry guys...the Browns just signed the new Josh Gordon......


...Rod Streater.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
So when New England wants to punish a player they send them to the Browns, but when the Browns want to punish a player they send them to... New England?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Boston sports media is some of the most radioactive poo poo in existence. Somehow it's unlistenable if you are a Boston sports homer AND if you hate the poo poo out of Boston sports.

And that's not even counting the revolting open racism and sexism which uh is really something.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

pubic works project posted:

lmao don't worry guys...the Browns just signed the new Josh Gordon......


...Rod Streater.

Streater was legit decent in training camp, I'm surprised the Bills cut him

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
All sports radio is bad and you should never listen to it

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

sean10mm posted:

Boston sports media is some of the most radioactive poo poo in existence. Somehow it's unlistenable if you are a Boston sports homer AND if you hate the poo poo out of Boston sports.

And that's not even counting the revolting open racism and sexism which uh is really something.

look just because dennis callahan turns his cohosts into racist suicidal drunks

actually I dont have anything more than that

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I can't believe I need to root for Gordon and Boogie Cousins to fail.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/ScottPetrak/status/1041785637907640320

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

His one game this year with a touchdown was too much success for Hue.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Started a new gig in Boston today.
No less than 3 Pats fans in my orientation group complained about trading for Gordon.
“He’s clearly too undisciplined for the Pats”
I want to die.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Diva Cupcake posted:

Started a new gig in Boston today.
No less than 3 Pats fans in my orientation group complained about trading for Gordon.
“He’s clearly too undisciplined for the Pats”
I want to die.

Patriots have had such success with addicts tho

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
At least Josh Gordon isn't addicted to committing murders

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
An attachment? Was is this 2006?

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

An attachment? Was is this 2006?

I'm bringing it back

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Pats even managed to have Michael Floyd be around without him even committing a vehicular homicide, so I'm not really worried about Josh Gordon bombing out.

And poo poo, if he can ball like Hernandez still then drink/smoke up Josh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWX96JNmqRc

Man, NFL highlight packages after you find out here's a quadruple murderer are pretty wild.

"What makes Hernandez so frightening is...."

Kalli fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 17, 2018

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Michael Floyd got a DUI, gets let go by the Cardinals, picked up by the Pats, has a huge catch in the AFC title game and then walked away with a Super Bowl ring.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Also he killed a dolphin like a tuna net

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Also he killed a dolphin like a tuna net

Yeah, he murdered this poor guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6M6jgUWT8Q

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

The Pats even managed to have Michael Floyd be around without him even committing a vehicular homicide, so I'm not really worried about Josh Gordon bombing out.

And poo poo, if he can ball like Hernandez still then drink/smoke up Josh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWX96JNmqRc

Man, NFL highlight packages after you find out here's a quadruple murderer are pretty wild.

"What makes Hernandez so frightening is...."

It's still nuts to think of him and Gronk on the same team. What could've been, had he only not murdered a bunch of people for drugs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Man, the day the Hernandez news broke I was in denial for hours. I was like, oh come on, there's no way he did anything that stupid. He has guys to handle stuff like that even if he is that level of crazy.

______

Speaking of Michael Floyd... Washington just signed him.

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

adaz posted:

It's still nuts to think of him and Gronk on the same team. What could've been, had he only not murdered a bunch of people for drugs.

and accidentally bumping into him in the club iirc

gotta have that respect!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ice Fist posted:

and accidentally bumping into him in the club iirc

gotta have that respect!

Turns out Lloyd Banks's hands up was about him.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Are we sure Josh Gordon is actually good?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

corn on the cop posted:

the nfl is the only league where 5th-round-picks are considered significant assets

It's a pretty significant asset when you turn it into Tyreek Hill.

hth

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Are we sure Josh Gordon is actually good?

:colbert:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Speaking of Michael Floyd... Washington just signed him.

What happened to Scot McCloughan anywa.........oh God he went to the Browns as a draft consultant.

My new theory that I came up with in the last 2 seconds is that Dorsey god rid of Gordon to try to save McCloughan from a possibly bad influence. Given everything Browns I find this completely believable.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Are we sure Josh Gordon is actually good?

He's a lottery ticket. Costs nothing, probably is nothing, but if he hits, it'll be disgusting.

Like taking Aaron Hernadez with a 4th round pick.

The best part is, Gordon has been such a fuckhead, that even if he explodes out and is awesome... he won't cost much to re-sign.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Sep 17, 2018

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Minkah Fitzpatrick filed a trademark application for the rights to “Fitzmagic”

What a knob

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Not even the best Fitzpatrick in Florida smdh

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Joey Freshwater posted:

Minkah Fitzpatrick filed a trademark application for the rights to “Fitzmagic”

What a knob

Application denied bitch

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Update: https://theblast.com/tampa-bay-bucs-qb-ryan-fitzpatrick-fitzmagic-nfl/

His mom says he’s had that name since High School (so like...5-6 years?) If Fitz cared he’d absolutely have a case to show it’s his thing. He was drafted in 2005 - when Minkah was 9 years old.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Joey Freshwater posted:

If Fitz cared he’d

probably have filed for the trademark when he was with the Jets

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

cavallingus posted:

^^ Thank you!
I want the cheap Chinese knockoffs :hehe:
Confirming that site he posted. Been ordering from them for about 7 years now and it's legit. Actually just received an order last week. Got a Baker Mayfield for a friend and got myself a throwback Tim Brown.
https://imgur.com/a/o8JQnDW

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
I'm happy that my favorite team got josh gordon

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