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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

Stealing this from the MLB thread who stole it from the NBA thread because it's interesting.


What I get out of this is Denver is a cheat code and shouldn't be allowed to have professional teams in any sport. I mean christ, look at how far ahead the Nuggets and Rockies are than anyone else in their sport.
:feelsgood:

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I guess Paxton Lynch would be an upgrade

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He won a playoff game tho

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'd put Brady Quinn at Blaine Gabbert Level. Dude was an Adonis :swoon:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Bullet dodged

https://twitter.com/MikeKlis/status/1039544008089853952?s=19

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

pubic works project posted:

I think he last played for the Broncos.
He's the one who caught Peyton Manning's final pass.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Uh, I'll have you know he caught Manning's last throw... in a little thing you might have heard of called the Super Bowl.

cavallingus posted:

He's the one who caught Peyton Manning's final pass.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A big flaming stink posted:

Uh isn't he suspended for the season?
raiders

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
patricia is losing that locker room in record time. i'm actually impressed

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Phillip Lindsay is better than Saquon Barkley

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
of course he's better than a basketball player whose heyday was in the 90s

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
N: V: https://youtu.be/gUmLjTOkHzs

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I didn't know you could embed Instagram posts now on this dead forum

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Allen shouldn't be thrown into this mess. Sign Josh Freeman or something.
Funny you mention Freeman because at this rate Allen will end up with the same fate

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

CyberPingu posted:

Bears could beat the hawks this week I think.
Miller sacked Wilson three times on Sunday. Just imagine what Mack is going to do to him :unsmigghh:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Wilson also has to face the Rams' D-line twice. He gonna die

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Bryant Gumbel tested McVay's photographic memory in an interview earlier this year and it is definitely real

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

solarjetman posted:

I know a former first round pick who would love another chance

quote:

“Lynch is to me the most intriguing man in this draft because of his size and his athletic ability,” Gruden said Thursday. “You don't find guys that are 6-foot-7, 245 pounds that can run this fast. “This man is winning a lot of games at Memphis where football really was an afterthought.  He's a dual‑threat, over 280 career rushes (and) has a poor man's Cam Newton style about him.”

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

a patagonian cavy posted:

the joke is that he's fat! wow!!!
sorry about your obesity

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

wandler20 posted:

Here's a bigger version of the map:


What a dumbass map. Idaho, Wyoming and Nebraska all root for the Broncos. Kansas is probably an even split between them and the Chiefs.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

weird Asian candy posted:

On March 26, 2003, Smith signed a two-year contract as a free agent with the Arizona Cardinals, who were not only looking for Smith to improve their team, but also helped them promote it with their local fan base.

lol

It has to be one of their worst FA signings in franchise history.
And this was after the Cowboys ran him into the ground in a down season just so he could break Payton's record lol

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Flikken posted:

Steve Smith owns.
Indeed

I like how dipshits like Deion and Irvin deeply believe that if you're a former player and have never won multiple Super Bowls (much less one) then you should feel ashamed of yourself.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo




On a scale of Dilfer to Romo, how's Arians?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Terrell Davis

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I'm sorry about Jon Gruden's dementia but please don't take your frustrations out on Terrell

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

pubic works project posted:

I thought it was now 'A Man and His Hog'?
that's not rg3 btw

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

No Butt Stuff posted:

I would just like to point out how much bullshit that map posted earlier consists of, given that the Chiefs should clearly be the team for Kansas that is not based in Kansas.
I thought you were referring to the coverage maps for a second and was really confused

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Rodgers is officially listed as questionable against the Vikings. :rip: Packers even if he ends up playing

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He's out two weeks

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VastXQ_hPb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
*a horse gallops up to the microphone*

"Josh are you interested in being a Denver Bronco?"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:thejoke:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
shut up nerd

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Hue Jackson is trash

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I've asked this before but where do y'all buy your jerseys from?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Diqnol posted:

Worst thing is I bet he won't even be a major part of the offense. It's like he's signing him so other people can't.
Patriots are the WWE of the NFL

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

weird Asian candy posted:

Josh Gordon + Alex Guerrero

What could go wrong?
Uh oh

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

cavallingus posted:

I've asked this before but where do y'all buy your jerseys from?
:saddowns:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
^^ Thank you!

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Op you'll find NFL shop dot com is the #1 source for official NFL merchandise, such as jerseys, caps, and more
I want the cheap Chinese knockoffs :hehe:

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
you're trying too hard lol

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