a Loving Dog posted:

somebody please kill that guy

worms butthole guy posted:

wrong thread retard

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dongicus posted:

shamone-ah!

That Little Demon posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2014/03/in_some_parts_of_the_world_the_ps4s_price_is_increasing

EmmyOk posted:

If you simply get Playstion Premium Plus Deluxe Plus Tier Plus Preme you will have ones of Europe’s finest mascot platformers. Zondark 5, Bingos Quest, and many others any day now.

American McGay posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/porshapwr/status/1565818786191654915?s=21&t=gYB78yAx9sKbGxkBWXXUOZC_xuU-77G3LgVQPHQIhbQ

https://twitter.com/rilliris/status/1565811070270201857?s=21&t=KEpt4J2DkoijaMzn7n4nYg

EmmyOk posted:

Everyone is just one quote is not edit from disaster

insane anime posted:

have another drink, ray!!!!!!!!!!

Fungah! posted:

Googled “kill” in Hizke’s post history, forcing me into a tight spot—do I research this clearly diabolical motherfucker you just uncovered, ruining my image of Hizke as a mild-mannered well-endowed goth chick with a little David Arquette laugh, or do I blow you the gently caress away and continue enjoying the epic Sony fanboy thread. gently caress you for ruining my morning with this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

lmfao

insane anime posted:

cicada 3301 actively recruits imp zone members who empty quote me

insane anime posted:

Some secret little cabal..tread lightly. Its not safe to post alone anymore. Shudder in fright at the calculated discord messages going back and forth between users. keep your eyes oranges..that is to say, peeled. If one of your favorite posters starts using Donald imagery, its already too ltae.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Tell me, Mr. Anderson… what good are trophies, when you have no games?

Fungah! posted:

Sony rep: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this console. This skyscraper. This popped collar. This bird's beak, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the games, if there are such things. I feel nauseated by them. I can play your paltry collection of ports and every time I do, I fear my gamerscore suffers because of it.

Phantasium posted:

"Do not try and play its games. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There are no games."
"There are no games?"
"Then you'll see, that it is not the games you play, you only play yourself."

Pablo Nergigante posted:

NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games?
MORPHEUS: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you get a PS5, you won’t have to.

Sub-Actuality posted:

Whoa… I played Sifu

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

American McGay posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Finally

Larry Parrish posted:

Thank You Hacker Fuckers

Uncle Frank posted:

Grapnics mode

American McGay posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

copy posted:

lol @ "not even the accessibility options can help you" from the polygon article title

Dongicus posted:

to gf: hey, thats kratos fro -

ai companion: hey thats kratos from god of war

That Little Demon posted:

insane anime posted:

Remove the Hungry Man from the microwave when the timer reaches zero. You have 2minutes 30seconds to wipe the table off. Quickly! Use the Bounty wipes and non-chemical all natural disinfectant spray. 2 minutes remaining. That trash can is looking full..Don't just stuff the paper towels inside of it! Remove the garbage! It won't remove itself. 1 minute remaining..I'm hungry. When are you going to actually cook again? Thor knows you could use the weight loss. The dryer is ready to be emptied and folded. Yawn, 30 seconds. Wow, sure smells good! Just like mom used to make. Vomit. 10 seconds remaining. Put down that gun. You are not authorized to use that weapon. Stop pointing that thing at yourself. Sigh, I guess I'll have to remove the TV dinner from the microwave myself..GAME OVER

Pablo Nergigante posted:

*Kratos moves 3 feet off critical path to open a chest* Uh, so that just happened.

insane anime posted:

My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night. My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot.. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night. My dad likes loot. Ba da da Na. My dad likes loot. My dad likes loot and my dad will craft all night.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

That Little Demon posted:

my son tells me what to do here, there, and everywhere

Fungah! posted:

and in the end, the route you take is equal to the route they make

Wormskull posted:

I once helped my son, or should I say, my son helped me. He, showed me a crate, “This poo poo looks good. Press X to loot.”

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

This game bricked someone’s PS5 for using an illegal amount of creativity to solve a puzzle

https://twitter.com/backseatgamedev/status/1591850333629816832?s=46&t=m8XCZQ9AxxGtw1xe8tP51Q

EmmyOk posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

James T. Kirk
@TheRealKirk

There’s a timing puzzle in #KobayashiMaru which I decided to subvert using a time slowing combat ability and it crashed so hard it literally bricked Starfleet Academy. 👀 Maybe worth a look
@UnitedFederationOfPlanets

Dongicus posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Thought about this again today

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Columbus’s ships lol

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Discovering a New World that has no claims

Fungah! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlSfr6Wa5sc

Thank You Fromsoft

copy posted:

HolePisser1982 posted:

From the makers of AIDS and AIDS 2

elf help book posted:

climbing into a giants rear end and extracting the nuggets inside