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Oct 1, 2018 13:28
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I feel I could never tell ghost stories because the internet ruined me and I'd just end up going 'SPOOOOKY GHOOOOSTS! SPOOOOOKYYYY!'
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Oct 1, 2018 13:46
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JBP posted:Who employs a Christmas casual for twelve months? Always knew Father Christmas was pulling a big tax dodge
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Oct 2, 2018 04:54
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JBP posted:Vic libs are actively courting as many happy clappers as they can get their hands on to try and transform the party into a republican style outfit funded by religion. The downside to this is that unlike the 60%+ population of Christians in the USA, Australian non-religious are thicker on the ground than Catholics or generic Christians which tells me they're digging a fine and permanent grave. Inshallah
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Oct 2, 2018 07:50
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JBP posted:They will when enough of them get into the party. Following the same route as the US Republicans as they've been desperately wanting to, ending with the lunatics taking over the asylum. Though we saw how demographics are destiny worked out there...
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Oct 2, 2018 07:55
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'Teenagers exist' is apparently the concept that makes old white people into fascists
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Oct 2, 2018 14:27
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I bless the morlocks down in Africa.
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Oct 3, 2018 11:42
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JBP posted:Just say that you think it's horseshit that your party is having its strings pulled by a small number of religious dickheads. Get a loving backbone. I will vote for the first visible backbone next election. I always knew you were a lock for the skeleton party
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Oct 3, 2018 11:52
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Rich people who get into politics start out thinking they can buy popularity but as soon as they realise their horrible reactionary politics get attention it's a short road to complete madness. And sometimes total victory.
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Oct 6, 2018 16:20
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You Am I posted:Thanks Thanos This got funny because Thanos often autocorrects to Thanks.
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Oct 8, 2018 06:50
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Always had a soft spot for games that show the setting of an established franchise from a different genre's perspective. Tales from the Borderlands is apparently one of the most well-liked Telltale games, and that might be part of the reason why.
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Oct 13, 2018 15:25
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bowmore posted:I still think a Thanos finger snap would do the world a lot of good you just want to impress skinny goth girls
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Oct 14, 2018 05:32
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(the joke is Lady Death, the sexiest skeleton in comics)
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Oct 14, 2018 06:30
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Oct 15, 2018 03:57
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I grew up on a farm. Farmers aren't all rich, in fact many are drowning in debt. But they're probably all crazy.
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Oct 15, 2018 04:01
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JBP posted:Won't be so funny when that Chengdu J-20 flying around without an opponent destroys your home. If it comes down to that it's just a warm-up to getting nuked anyway.
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Oct 15, 2018 04:08
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bell jar posted:From theg liveblog: I think religious policy is a losing battle in this country for a number of reasons but mostly that nobody likes religious institutions except members of exactly that religion and everyone else hates them. Divide and conquer, baby.
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Oct 15, 2018 04:10
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JBP posted:No one will nuke us, we will get to watch the radioactive clouds roll in and slowly kill us, which is better than we deserve. I hope you have your soundtrack picked out.
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Oct 15, 2018 04:18
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:It’ll be like Rake where there is a new prime minister every week. Everyone gets a go! I'd say Howard must have left a Voldemort curse on the office, but the more mundane explanation is that when you suppress all competitors and hog the top job for long enough you leave all kinds of power vacuums and lots of untempered egos.
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This country is beyond farce.
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Oct 18, 2018 11:55
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And here I thought friendship was supposed to be magic
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Oct 19, 2018 06:08
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The transformation of Australian politics into a telenovela is complete
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Oct 20, 2018 07:12
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Zenithe posted:Should have elected Pope Elect Pope for Pope
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Oct 20, 2018 11:01
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Former Australian Prime Minister really doesn't mean what it used to
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Oct 20, 2018 15:03
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Gentleman Baller posted:I'd make fun of the LNP for digging their own grave with mistake after mistake, but to be honest I am with them. How were they supposed to know they would suffer consequences for their actions? It is a pretty new thing to see tories deal with.
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Oct 21, 2018 10:24
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froglet posted:Oh there's the (imho rather disrespectful) one that aboriginal art of spirits are evidence of ancient aliens. Well of course, that's obviously the Matrix of Leadership. GoldStandardConure posted:They were dropping a nuke on assorted australian wildlife to create a new kaiku that could take on Godzilla. I read that as 'a new haiku' and I'm down.
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Oct 25, 2018 09:31
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NTRabbit posted:GODZILLA VS GIGAROO Reminds me of the kickstarted kaiju fighting game that got derailed by some furry's fetish character who was a kangaroo or something
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Oct 25, 2018 12:35
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Striker Eureka is a great Australian giant robot name, but its crew are the most British Australians I've ever seen.
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Oct 25, 2018 12:59
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We do apparently have so much uranium that the Aborigines have a word for land that's too radioactive to survive in.
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Oct 25, 2018 13:38
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Anidav posted:Apex gang will vote for Apex candidates such as Skull-Jaw or Mind-Killer or the head of the gang only known as Ace. Immortan Joe 2019
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Oct 27, 2018 06:38
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Reclines Obesily posted:if the government give an inch on this, itll be the adults next and when they cave on that guess who the next refugee will be? Inshallah
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Oct 28, 2018 07:49
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Count Chocula posted:The Internet has poisoned my brain to the point where I can’t see lobsters without thinking of Jordan Peterson jokes. I saw the Lobster Mobster reply and remebered the song of the same name from the Little Mermaid cartoon show. By the way, in addition to a sequel direct to video movie there was a The Little Mermaid TV show prequel. Anyone else remember Saturday Disney? Also, it seemed like they always cut off the last part of the last show they aired.
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Oct 28, 2018 11:52
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The ALP have a proud history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, but they seem to have learned at least for to stick with someone who seems to work.
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Oct 29, 2018 10:35
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Also the GOP has spent decades demonising Clinton and given how close it was a near-identical establishment Dem with a different name would probably have won. Which got extra funny because Hillary bet the farm on campaigning to 'moderate suburban Republicans', exactly the demographic all that demonisation has been targeted at for two decades.
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Don Dongington posted:https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/nat...Update+20181029 Because as we all know wealthy centrist women are really good at beating loud fascists
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hambeet posted:*cuts to white kids throwing rocks off a freeway overpass at cars* Apparently Adelaide basically went into state of emergency about that
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