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Who will be #1 Pick?
DE Nick Bosa
DT Quinnen Williams
White Quarterback
Kicker...yeah...definitely the Kicker
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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This would own so hard. I'd love to see Rosen succeed in Jersey.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Play posted:

If he does succeed it could open the doors to more diminutive QBs getting a shot in the pros, which would be cool

It's a shame Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, Fran Tarkenton, and Baker Mayfield washed out so horribly.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Baker is 4 inches taller. That’s actually a lot. A lot taller.

And yet, still undersized.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Play posted:

Those people are all significantly taller than Kyler Murray. But yes I think they have done a good job preparing the way for even shorter guys

Despite what your girlfriend may be telling you, one inch is not a significant amount.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Play posted:

It's two inches, which is absolutely the difference between a good gently caress and a total letdown

Its 1 inch for Russell Wilson.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

I'd wait for the combine before trusting Murray's 5'10" really. Or within 10 pounds of 195.

Russell Wilson is 5'10". Murray is usually listed at 5'9", though I've seen "optimistic" results of 5'11". :laugh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Alaois posted:

you have outliers like Darren Sproles who is tiny and somehow still playing with the same speed at the age of 54 but for the most part small running backs don't have the longevity you look for in a franchise QB

Sproles is built like a tank. So are Russell Wilson and Maurice Jones-Drew. It's being slender that is the risk. Then again, Eli isn't particularly beefy and he had the consecutive start streak. So who knows?: shrug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Kalli posted:

What in the unholy gently caress

WIDE.RECEIVER

https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1095043420522008578

WIDE receiver lmao

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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a neat cape posted:

How does Nick Bosa compare to Joey as a prospect?

Well the biggest difference from what I've seen is that Nick has a pulse.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

in honor of the combine i measured my hands and they're just under 9 1/2 inches. my comparables are aaron rodgers and jameis winston

Also comparable to my dick :c00lbutt:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Pretend I went back and quoted all the idiots that said Kyler was really 5’7” or 5’8”

Pretend I quoted the people who said he was not comparable to Russell Wilson in stature.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Reminder that this dude was literally one of the best FO dudes for the 2010's. He's a huuuuuuuuuuuge alcoholic and rear end in a top hat, but the dude knows his drafting.

He's incredible.

Bring him back to Seattle.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

Yeah he's Evander's kid.

Hmmm... yes *in extremely lame mel mudkiper voice* something something pin his ears back

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Shaq Griffin?

Lmao

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Was Julio the last WR freak like this?

Didn't Julio at least produce in college instead of just being a physical freak?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

His hands have been the entire reason I've had 0 hype for him. The one knock on him across every single evaluator is his hands and that screams red flag while everyone jacks off to his pics and 40.

2016: 2 games, 2 catches, 13 yards
2017: 12 games, 39 catches, 646 yards
2018: 7 games, 26 catches, 569 yards

Woof. He's going to get shut down so hard in the pros unless he ends up with an amazing WR coach. I guess I'm saying: someone needs to bite the bullet and draft a bust or else the Steelers will somehow make him a worthwhile pass catcher.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

If the Ravens don't take him at #24 because they know every receiver they draft in round 1 busts, the Steelers will get him in the late 2nd round. It won't matter to them if he can't catch bc he will start the season with a 90 yard TD and 5 more for the season like Coates, Bryant and Wallace before him.

That's my fear. The Bengals should just draft him in the first now so he doesn't spend the next ten years wearing yellow and black in highlight reels full of humbling tiger-striped clowns.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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fsif posted:

Nope, sorry TFF ~hivemind~, this is the only tape study I need on Metcalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCoi5mhwCzY

How does such a fast player get so little separation at the college level? This dude is gonna bust.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Gatts posted:

Who is the NFL's best deep pass option that doesn't already have Tyreek Hill while needing someone to fight for jumpballs in the endzone? Brees? Rodgers?

The guy can't separate but if he's got speed and a vertical he could be a WR3 or something. Comedy option a TE.

Can he even fight for jump balls?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Uhg why won't you guys ignore that he can only run variants of 1 route and has bad hands. He's totally elite

Nothing says "football" like an 8 pack.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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kiimo posted:

On the flipside Reid wasn't sold on Mahomes until his 5 hour board work boot camp day. Something tells me Murray isn't passing that and if he isn't everyone can stop comparing him to Mahomes.

Is he still a light skinned black guy? If he is then they're the same player.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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BlindSite posted:

Moore and Ridley both look the goods.

Woof. Is AJ Jenkins buff yet?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Waroduce posted:

I'll toxx 100$ to a charity of your choice that he loving busts and we can define busts and a timeline you're loving high bro hook me up with me your dealer


How do we wanna do this

Seconded. You don't have to toxx $200, but I'll throw in an extra $100 along with waroduce.

Just don't make the charity a hate group.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Doltos posted:

Sure I'll put nothing down to have you two idiots donate 200 bucks to the ASPCA. I say he goes top 25 and contributes by year 2.



Sure. Define contributes, please.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ehud posted:

it’s good but I think there should also be a dick related avatar involved

I'm down.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Waroduce posted:

let's do top 25.

:toxx: Dk Metcalf goes outside the top 20 :toxx: :10bux:

:toxx: Dk Metcalf fails to achieve 550yards and 5 TDS his rookie year :toxx: :10bux:

for :10bux: each to charity of Doltos choosing

Seconded :toxx:


For the record, I think some stupid team will still take him top 25. I think he will also be a bust who never breaks 800 yards in a season over the course of his career. I'm expecting a less utilitarian Cordarelle Patterson.

Someone make us some dumb avatars for the bet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blitz7x posted:

Metcalf in the court of public draft opinion has gone from 2nd round to top 5 to nigh undraftable back around to middle first round

It's almost like there is more than one opinion out there. Crazy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cavauro posted:

i've seen over 2 minutes of that guy now and i can safely say he's very agile, stiff, has great balance, keeps a low center of gravity and stands straight up while rushing the passer

Truth. Don't forget the intangibles. I've heard he's a gritty athlete with a lunch-pail-diva mentality.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Sad King Billy posted:

Is anyone doing a Goon mock draft this year?

I'm taking Ann Frank Fanfic in the first. His outlaw bloodlines may be a concern, but he's a top offensive talent and he has an incredibly high ceiling.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I've got the vertical of a pro athlete.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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hifi posted:

2 dudes that probably have brain damage

Look at the hoity toity badminton player, sneering down his nose at everyone who played poor people sports.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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mcmagic posted:

I no longer hope that Bosa drops to the Jets after learning that he's a MAGA Chud.

I have really bad news about your owner

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Probably Magic posted:

I dunno, Taylor Lewan still kinda can go gently caress himself, as far I'm concerned.

Every time he stops a pass rusher he gives himself more brain damage.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Diva Cupcake posted:

The new DJ mock has Ed Oliver going 3 as an edge rusher.

https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1118177110806319105

The Seahawks didn't trade down so this list is clearly invalid.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Mega64 posted:

Who's your #1 pick based on how hard he makes you?

DK 8 Pack Metcalf

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I hate R&B and country. Come at me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Forcing me to listen to country in the gym is racist

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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How do we celebrate Samoan Saturday and what day of the week do Mexicans get?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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kiimo posted:

Mexicans get Sunday if my grubhub account has anything to say about it

Sunday is for football and is therefore multiracial.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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So whites and samoans get 52 days a year but Mexicans get one? Racist.

kiimo posted:

I live in southern California.

Sunday is for burritos and time permitting football.

Its taco Tuesday you loving philistine.

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