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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



fart

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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



finally decided on my new years resolution, I am ALWAYS going to lift my leg while farting. the way god intended.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



i welcome the face tattoo generation

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




life goals

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



triple sulk posted:

prez is on fire to start the new year holy poo poo

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



I'm (finally) going to trademark my hump stroke and go after big porn. My innovations have been taken advantage of for too long.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



BeefThief posted:

i unmuted pelosi for literally 3 seconds

mistake

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




damnn girl

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



democraps

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



skaboomizzy posted:

Hobo With A Shotgun is a much different viewing experience post-escalator

does the hobo win?

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



loonie toons > minion

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Time to punch my dick!

-pee good brains

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



my uncle idolizes sean hannity, he's a 65 year old used car salesman who gets his eyebrows waxed. lmao

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




lmao, dems never going to stump trump

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



skaboomizzy posted:

what convinces people it's fine to ring doorbells of complete strangers on Saturday morning to talk about the Bible

I'm always too disoriented to tell them "don't come back" so every few months this happens

Have you heard the Good News?


TROMP!

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



please forgive my large adult son, he gets confused about ranch dressing decorum

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



how much of a steel interest has tromp taken in the past 6 month? 8 figgies?

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




what is this garbage, idgi

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



DryGoods posted:

warren was objecting to jeff sessions as attorney general when she was told to stop because of a rule. mcconnell was speaking later and said "nevertheless, she persisted"

drat, and here I thought it was some bull moose reference or some poo poo. its hella worse.


her campaign manager/speech writer are dumb as hell

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



thinking about thos beans


made some good farts

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



i have yet to have original content and I won't cave

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



TMMadman posted:

If you aren't proud of every single fart you let out, then what's the point of farting?

I mean maybe you don't take credit for every single fart, but if you silently let one out in an crowded elevator and it makes everyone react in some way, are you really telling me you wouldn't walk out of that elevator feeling absolutely amazing?

one of my greatest joys was causing my infant nephew to wake up and cry after I ripped an A class gross fart.

lmfao kid

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Loutre posted:

I got my ACL repaired by the same guy who does it for the Broncos and it was the same $4k it would have been anywhere else :shrug:

patellar tendon, hammie, or corpse

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



infrastructure

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



PostNouveau posted:

When do we get to see the fat bitch's tax returns? I wanna know how much money he owes russia

he owes them sex numbers, he owes them weed numbers, poo poo, he owes them a whole helluva a lot a hitler numbers too. the dude owes only the best numbers.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



fits my needs posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean

the kid has rocks for brains

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




a paid joke writer wrote this, lol

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Kurtofan posted:

The person who cancels the date should be the one to propose a new time, right

If you cancelled, invite them over for bone sesh

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




this divorced dude vapes steroids and there is nothing you can do about it libtards

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



crazy cloud posted:

love to have my "i'm a big tough boy look out" face and my "i'm currently pissing my pants" face be the exact same face

key to being a card shark right there

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



ArfJason posted:

[Looks out window, then to Idiocracy, back and forth over and over] well, drat, I can't tell the difference anymore. This thing is practically a documentary.

Wow. Look for your Harvard Philosophy offer in the mail.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



you think drake got fondled in the wheel chair?

was rob ford involved?

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



new kind of cat posted:

can’t these dipshits afford a tailor?? lmao

I'd like to imagine all of Jr's suits are regifted suits from tormp based on fictitious measurements tormp gives out

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Inspector Hound posted:

The Infowars one is so much more successful it's a little embarrassing she did that

got a weird definition of success

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



coffee is pretty good alone, and really loving good with half and half

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



orange sky posted:

Is birdbox any good

don't waste your time when you can watch Pain & Gain

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



the Al! probs are p funny

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




lmao

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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



i like to floss a towel between my rear end after I shower, tromp!

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